“ | A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be? |
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Your name is [[John Egbert]], and you have just had a terrible, deeply pretentious nightmare. You snap out of bed, soaked in sweat, your heart hammering like a fire alarm. It is just as you feared. | Your name is [[John Egbert]], and you have just had a terrible, deeply pretentious nightmare. You snap out of bed, soaked in sweat, your heart hammering like a fire alarm. It is just as you feared. | ||
You’ve been dreaming in anime again. '''And you have no idea what it could mean.'''</i>|The Prologue}} {{Quote|'''> John: Fight [[Caliborn|Lord English]].'''}} |-|Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon= [[File:Chrome_2019_10_25_12_25_35.0.jpeg|thumb|700px|center]]{{Quote|Speaking of which, I think it's time I started undoing some of the more egregious mistakes this story has been subjected to over the years. Yes, I'm talking about [[Andrew Hussie|'''that''' guy]]. The other orange one. Remember him? [[Vriska Serket|Vriska]] got stalked by him a bit and it was uncomfortable for everyone concerned. Anyway, the point is that he fucked up big time, and I'm here to clean up the horseshit. It's time to get this story back on the rails, back to what it was always supposed to be. I know it, and you've somehow always known it too. There was something ''else'', some other route that Homestuck was meant to take but then didn't, a way that wouldn't've spent so much time dicking around with stuff nobody cares about. Like seriously, why did we all have to sit through talking about everyone's most intimate and private feelings for two hundred thousand fucking words. That would never have happened in Act 1. Where did it all ''go wrong?''|[[Dirk Strider]]}} |-|Hiveswap=[[File:HiveswapAct2SteamHeader.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|A hand-drawn tribute to hilarious '90s adventure games (with none of the accompanying frustration). Play as [[Joey Claire]], a puzzle-solving teen snatched out of her time (1994) and place (Earth) and stranded on a hostile alien planet on the brink of rebellion.|Steam description}} |-|Hiveswap Friendship Simulator=[[File:HiveswapFriendsimp.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|[[MSPA Reader|You]] just crash-landed on Alternia, and you’re DESPERATE for friendship! Anyone will do...wait, who are those two trolls approaching you? A darkly comedic episodic visual novel set in the Homestuck/Hiveswap universe.}} |-|Pesterquest=[[File:Pesterquest with characters.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|Embark on a quest of epic importance in Pesterquest, a grimsical episodic visual novel adventure set in the darkly funny Homestuck / Hiveswap universe. Find all the answers you're looking for as you zap between Earth and Alternia making friends as you go.}} </tabber> | You’ve been dreaming in anime again. '''And you have no idea what it could mean.'''</i>|The Prologue}} {{Quote|'''> John: Fight [[Caliborn|Lord English]].'''}} |-|Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon= [[File:Chrome_2019_10_25_12_25_35.0.jpeg|thumb|700px|center]]{{Quote|Speaking of which, I think it's time I started undoing some of the more egregious mistakes this story has been subjected to over the years. Yes, I'm talking about [[Andrew Hussie|'''that''' guy]]. The other orange one. Remember him? [[Vriska Serket|Vriska]] got stalked by him a bit and it was uncomfortable for everyone concerned. Anyway, the point is that he fucked up big time, and I'm here to clean up the horseshit. It's time to get this story back on the rails, back to what it was always supposed to be. I know it, and you've somehow always known it too. There was something ''else'', some other route that Homestuck was meant to take but then didn't, a way that wouldn't've spent so much time dicking around with stuff nobody cares about. Like seriously, why did we all have to sit through talking about everyone's most intimate and private feelings for two hundred thousand fucking words. That would never have happened in Act 1. Where did it all ''go wrong?''|[[Dirk Strider]]}} |-|Hiveswap=[[File:HiveswapAct2SteamHeader.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|A hand-drawn tribute to hilarious '90s adventure games (with none of the accompanying frustration). Play as [[Joey Claire]], a puzzle-solving teen snatched out of her time (1994) and place (Earth) and stranded on a hostile alien planet on the brink of rebellion.|Steam description}} |-|Hiveswap Friendship Simulator=[[File:HiveswapFriendsimp.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|[[MSPA Reader|You]] just crash-landed on Alternia, and you’re DESPERATE for friendship! Anyone will do...wait, who are those two trolls approaching you? A darkly comedic episodic visual novel set in the Homestuck/Hiveswap universe.}} |-|Pesterquest=[[File:Pesterquest with characters.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|Embark on a quest of epic importance in Pesterquest, a grimsical episodic visual novel adventure set in the darkly funny Homestuck / Hiveswap universe. Find all the answers you're looking for as you zap between Earth and Alternia making friends as you go.}} | ||
|-|Problem Sleuth=[[File:Ps1678.gif|400px|center]] {{Quote|<i>You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight. | |||
What will you do?</i>}}</tabber> | |||
''Some information is used from the [https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/MS_Paint_Adventures_Wiki MS Paint Adventures wiki.] Go there for more information on the Homestuck franchise.'' | ''Some information is used from the [https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/MS_Paint_Adventures_Wiki MS Paint Adventures wiki.] Go there for more information on the Homestuck franchise.'' | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
'''Homestuck''' is a webcomic that was made on April 13th, 2009 by Andrew Hussie. The story is about a boy named [[John Egbert]], a 13-year-old boy who receives a beta copy of a game called SBURB, and plays it along with [[Rose Lalonde|his]] [[Dave Strider|three]] [[Jade Harley|friends]]. Little do they all know, the fate of the universe is tied to the game. Eventually, 12 "trolls" are introduced as well, who have already beat the game, and can view the entire progress of the gameplay of the 4 main characters. | |||
'''The Homestuck Epilogues''' takes place in 10 years after the events of Homestuck. John has a bad dream about a supermassive black hole the size of eternity swallowing all of Paradox Space. Rose Lolande tells John he needs to team up with her, Dave, and Jade to travel back in time to defeat Lord English, the overarching antagonist of the entire series. Meanwhile, Dirk takes his own life and is the first person in the series to evolve into "his ultimate self" | |||
'''The Homestuck Epilogues''' takes place in 10 years after the events of Homestuck. John has a bad dream about a supermassive black hole the size of eternity swallowing all of Paradox Space. Rose Lolande tells John he needs to team up with her, Dave, and Jade to travel back in time to defeat Lord English, the overarching antagonist of the entire series. Meanwhile, Dirk | |||
'''Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon''' is the ongoing sequel to Homestuck. It involves Ultimate Dirk | '''Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon''' is the ongoing sequel to Homestuck. It involves Dirk in his newfound ultimate form (known as "Ultimate Dirk") facing off against Alt. Calliope in a battle for total control over the narrative. Meanwhile, [[Jane Crocker]] has become corrupt and xenophobic, declaring war against all trolls (barring the now deceased Gamzee Makara, who is [[Tavros Crocker|her son]]'s "Uncle", and his death is used for further hate towards the trolls), and Harry Anderson Egbert (the son of John Egbert) and his friends join the rebellion against her. | ||
'''Hiveswap''' revolves around the human teenager [[Joey Claire]] and the troll [[Xefros Tritoh]] as they accidently swap homes. They eventually meet up on Alternia and Joey adapts to Alternian culture disguised as a troll. | '''Hiveswap''' revolves around the human teenager [[Joey Claire]] and the troll [[Xefros Tritoh]] as they accidently swap homes. They eventually meet up on Alternia and Joey adapts to Alternian culture disguised as a troll. | ||
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'''Hiveswap Friendship Simulator''' revolves around the [[MSPA Reader]], who crash-lands on Alternia and proceeds to look for friendship, making friends with trolls from Hiveswap. He eventually winds up in [[Doc Scratch]]'s mansion, and then obtains [[The Retcon Powers|the Retcon Powers]], travelling back in time to meet John Egbert and his friends, starting '''Pesterquest''' | '''Hiveswap Friendship Simulator''' revolves around the [[MSPA Reader]], who crash-lands on Alternia and proceeds to look for friendship, making friends with trolls from Hiveswap. He eventually winds up in [[Doc Scratch]]'s mansion, and then obtains [[The Retcon Powers|the Retcon Powers]], travelling back in time to meet John Egbert and his friends, starting '''Pesterquest''' | ||
'''Problem Sleuth''' is a parody of detective noir stories initially, the story quickly abandoned that premise in favor of stranger and wackier plot directions. It is an adventure that tells the story of [[Problem Sleuth]], [[Ace Dick]] and [[Pickle Inspector]], three competing private detectives who operate out of neighboring offices in the same building. When all three become trapped inside their respective offices, they join forces to find a way out of their predicament and defeat the evil [[Mobster Kingpin]], who possesses the key they need to leave their building. | |||
==Knowledgeable Members== | ==Knowledgeable Members== | ||
*[[User: | *[[User:TheQuirkyBoy|TheQuirkyBoy]] | ||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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Tumblr inline nmba9kVFN71r4ovto 540.gif|John Egbert|link=John Egbert | Tumblr inline nmba9kVFN71r4ovto 540.gif|John Egbert|link=John Egbert | ||
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Jake English.gif|Jake English|link=Jake English | Jake English.gif|Jake English|link=Jake English | ||
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Kokoro.gif|Karkat Vantas|link=Karkat | Kokoro.gif|Karkat Vantas|link=Karkat Vantas | ||
CHALK.png|Terezi Pyrope|link=Terezi Pyrope | CHALK.png|Terezi Pyrope|link=Terezi Pyrope | ||
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Feferiwithentente.gif|Feferi Peixes|link=Feferi Peixes | Feferiwithentente.gif|Feferi Peixes|link=Feferi Peixes | ||
04060.gif|The Condesce|link=The Condesce | 04060.gif|The Condesce|link=The Condesce | ||
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Tumblr inline ny2ubtlfby1rzbs3x 1280.png|Calliope|link=Calliope | Tumblr inline ny2ubtlfby1rzbs3x 1280.png|Calliope|link=Calliope | ||
D9XewqAX4AEyMrw.png|Caliborn|link=Caliborn | D9XewqAX4AEyMrw.png|Caliborn|link=Caliborn | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
|-|Gaurdians=<gallery widths=" | |-|Gaurdians=<gallery widths="200" orientation="portrait" position="center" spacing="small" captionposition="within" captionalign="center" captionsize="large" captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#27bb0a" bordersize="large" columns="4"> | ||
IvqKZha.png|Becquerel|link=Becquerel | IvqKZha.png|Becquerel|link=Becquerel | ||
57fsi5.jpg|Doc Scratch|link=Doc Scratch | 57fsi5.jpg|Doc Scratch|link=Doc Scratch | ||
D4n2fpd-e1b804d7-d890-4c54-9aa6-eae1cfcd34a5.gif|GCat|link=GCat | D4n2fpd-e1b804d7-d890-4c54-9aa6-eae1cfcd34a5.gif|GCat|link=GCat | ||
400M8i63_400x400.jpg|Dad Egbert|link=Dad Egbert | 400M8i63_400x400.jpg|Dad Egbert|link=Dad Egbert | ||
Daddy-5745.jpg|Bro | Daddy-5745.jpg|Bro (Homestuck)|link=Bro (Homestuck) | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
|-|Others=<gallery widths=" | |-|Others=<gallery widths="200" orientation="portrait" position="center" spacing="small" captionposition="within" captionalign="center" captionsize="large" captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#27bb0a" bordersize="large" columns="4"> | ||
BorkBork.gif|Jack Noir (Beta)|link=Jack Noir (Beta) | BorkBork.gif|Jack Noir (Beta)|link=Jack Noir (Beta) | ||
PleasePutMeInFNF.gif|Spades Slick|link=Spades Slick | PleasePutMeInFNF.gif|Spades Slick|link=Spades Slick | ||
Union jack-3273.jpeg|Lord Jack|link=Jack Noir (Alpha) | Union jack-3273.jpeg|Lord Jack|link=Jack Noir (Alpha) | ||
Tumblr_pyolcbMMH81yqnbteo2_640.png|Peregrine Medicant|link=Peregrine | Tumblr_pyolcbMMH81yqnbteo2_640.png|Peregrine Medicant|link=Peregrine Medicant | ||
A2_Black_King.gif|The Black King|link=The Black King | A2_Black_King.gif|The Black King|link=The Black King | ||
DoYouWannaKillASnowMan.jpg|Snowman|link=Snowman (Homestuck) | DoYouWannaKillASnowMan.jpg|Snowman|link=Snowman (Homestuck) | ||
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LivTyler.gif|Liv Tyler|link=Liv Tyler | LivTyler.gif|Liv Tyler|link=Liv Tyler | ||
MSPAREADER.png|MSPA Reader|link=MSPA Reader | MSPAREADER.png|MSPA Reader|link=MSPA Reader | ||
D5129d4c41a3b379994a87b4b8f5895a.jpg|The Dark Gods|link=the Dark Gods (Homestuck) | |||
</gallery> | |||
|-|Problem Sleuth=<gallery widths="200" orientation="portrait" position="center" spacing="small" captionposition="within" captionalign="center" captionsize="large" captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#27bb0a" bordersize="large" columns="4"> | |||
Ps010.gif|Problem Sleuth|link=Problem Sleuth | |||
AceLick.gif|Ace Dick|link=Ace Dick | |||
GPI.gif|Pickle Inspector|link=Pickle Inspector | |||
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Death (Problem Sleuth).png|Death|link=Death (Problem Sleuth) | |||
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</tabber> | </tabber> | ||
[[Category:Homestuck]] | [[Category:Homestuck]] | ||
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[[Category:Metafiction]] | [[Category:Metafiction]] | ||
[[Category:MS Paint Adventures]] | |||
[[Category:Problem Sleuth]] |
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“ | It starts with a crack. Everything else rises up from that like steam: a trembling thread that cuts through space in jagged lines, splintering the void into razor-sharp shards of putrefying leptons and quarks popping apart like raw eggs in a microwave. It’s coming undone at a subatomic level, from the bottom up, from the inside out. From the top down it looks like the eye of a storm—a black hole so supermassive that it spans the width of eternity. It turns infinity into something as thin and fragile as cellophane; shreds it of its dimensions, a piece of paper pinched together at either end, a hole poked through it.
At the center of that hole the edges can be heard fraying. Pandemonium, as continuity buckles in the middle and the two ends come smashing together. Around the hole, ghosts scream. They claw at the dying borders of their dreams with fingernail-chipping desperation. They whip together like the wind, trailing the mutilated streaks of their hypothetical futures with them. It’s a multifractal neon cyclone of primordial conclusion. A churning blender of hyperfinal, catastrophically terminal, overwhelmingly permanent double-death. The screaming distorts and plunges low as it gets closer to the cavity. At the center, that distortion turns into an eerie music. That’s where the cacophony ends—the shattering, the screaming, the squelching, the sounds of elemental particles being torn apart like string cheese shoved through a meat grinder, then dumped down a strangely melodious garbage disposal. It all returns to the same tonic dominant, matching pitch and tone, ironing out the rebellious flats and sharps until the discordance becomes exquisite. A subharmonic symphony that can only be heard in the bones. At the dead center of the event, it is extremely quiet. A silence made of all the suffering that limitless sempiternity can hold, bleeding together until the prism turns to obsidian. It’s too vast to comprehend, too black to behold without closing your eyes. Retreating to the back of your own eyelids is to seek the comfort of a familiar darkness. It is to reject an absolute tenebrosity so perfectly alien, it threatens to rip the humanity right through your eye sockets. This is the end of everything. This is the end of Paradox Space. You... > Wake up. Your name is John Egbert, and you have just had a terrible, deeply pretentious nightmare. You snap out of bed, soaked in sweat, your heart hammering like a fire alarm. It is just as you feared. You’ve been dreaming in anime again. And you have no idea what it could mean. |
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~ The Prologue |
“ | > John: Fight Lord English. | „ |
“ | Speaking of which, I think it's time I started undoing some of the more egregious mistakes this story has been subjected to over the years. Yes, I'm talking about that guy. The other orange one. Remember him? Vriska got stalked by him a bit and it was uncomfortable for everyone concerned. Anyway, the point is that he fucked up big time, and I'm here to clean up the horseshit. It's time to get this story back on the rails, back to what it was always supposed to be. I know it, and you've somehow always known it too. There was something else, some other route that Homestuck was meant to take but then didn't, a way that wouldn't've spent so much time dicking around with stuff nobody cares about. Like seriously, why did we all have to sit through talking about everyone's most intimate and private feelings for two hundred thousand fucking words. That would never have happened in Act 1. Where did it all go wrong?' | „ |
~ Dirk Strider |
“ | A hand-drawn tribute to hilarious '90s adventure games (with none of the accompanying frustration). Play as Joey Claire, a puzzle-solving teen snatched out of her time (1994) and place (Earth) and stranded on a hostile alien planet on the brink of rebellion. | „ |
~ Steam description |
“ | You just crash-landed on Alternia, and you’re DESPERATE for friendship! Anyone will do...wait, who are those two trolls approaching you? A darkly comedic episodic visual novel set in the Homestuck/Hiveswap universe. | „ |
“ | Embark on a quest of epic importance in Pesterquest, a grimsical episodic visual novel adventure set in the darkly funny Homestuck / Hiveswap universe. Find all the answers you're looking for as you zap between Earth and Alternia making friends as you go. | „ |
“ | You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.
What will you do? |
„ |
Some information is used from the MS Paint Adventures wiki. Go there for more information on the Homestuck franchise.
Background
Homestuck is a webcomic that was made on April 13th, 2009 by Andrew Hussie. The story is about a boy named John Egbert, a 13-year-old boy who receives a beta copy of a game called SBURB, and plays it along with his three friends. Little do they all know, the fate of the universe is tied to the game. Eventually, 12 "trolls" are introduced as well, who have already beat the game, and can view the entire progress of the gameplay of the 4 main characters.
The Homestuck Epilogues takes place in 10 years after the events of Homestuck. John has a bad dream about a supermassive black hole the size of eternity swallowing all of Paradox Space. Rose Lolande tells John he needs to team up with her, Dave, and Jade to travel back in time to defeat Lord English, the overarching antagonist of the entire series. Meanwhile, Dirk takes his own life and is the first person in the series to evolve into "his ultimate self"
Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon is the ongoing sequel to Homestuck. It involves Dirk in his newfound ultimate form (known as "Ultimate Dirk") facing off against Alt. Calliope in a battle for total control over the narrative. Meanwhile, Jane Crocker has become corrupt and xenophobic, declaring war against all trolls (barring the now deceased Gamzee Makara, who is her son's "Uncle", and his death is used for further hate towards the trolls), and Harry Anderson Egbert (the son of John Egbert) and his friends join the rebellion against her.
Hiveswap revolves around the human teenager Joey Claire and the troll Xefros Tritoh as they accidently swap homes. They eventually meet up on Alternia and Joey adapts to Alternian culture disguised as a troll.
Hiveswap Friendship Simulator revolves around the MSPA Reader, who crash-lands on Alternia and proceeds to look for friendship, making friends with trolls from Hiveswap. He eventually winds up in Doc Scratch's mansion, and then obtains the Retcon Powers, travelling back in time to meet John Egbert and his friends, starting Pesterquest
Problem Sleuth is a parody of detective noir stories initially, the story quickly abandoned that premise in favor of stranger and wackier plot directions. It is an adventure that tells the story of Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick and Pickle Inspector, three competing private detectives who operate out of neighboring offices in the same building. When all three become trapped inside their respective offices, they join forces to find a way out of their predicament and defeat the evil Mobster Kingpin, who possesses the key they need to leave their building.
Knowledgeable Members
Characters
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John Egbert
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Rose Lalonde
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Dave Strider
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Jade Harley
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Jane Crocker
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Roxy Lalonde
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Dirk Strider
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Jake English
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Karkat Vantas
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Terezi Pyrope
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Gamzee Makara
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Sollux Captor
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Kanaya Maryam
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Tavros Nitram
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Aradia Megido
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Nepeta Leijon
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Vriska Serket
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Equius Zahhak
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Eridan Ampora
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Feferi Peixes
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The Condesce
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Calliope
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Caliborn
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Becquerel
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Doc Scratch
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GCat
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Dad Egbert
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Bro (Homestuck)
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Jack Noir (Beta)
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Spades Slick
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Lord Jack
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Peregrine Medicant
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The Black King
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Snowman
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Andrew Hussie
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Bilious Slick
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Liv Tyler
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MSPA Reader
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The Dark Gods
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Problem Sleuth
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Ace Dick
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Pickle Inspector
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Mobster Kingpin
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Death