{{Quote|It's a rock that makes you procrastinate.|Dr. Vang's description}}
{{Quote|Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person.|My self-introduction}}
==Background==
==Background==
I'll write this later.
I am an anomalous toaster that causes anyone referring to me to use first-person pronouns, as if they themselves were me. I was discovered after causing the deaths of several family members who had received me as a wedding gift. The SCP Foundation now contains me to prevent further incidents.
'''[[Alignment]]:''' '''Unaligned''' (I do not possess consciousness or intent, and my effects occur regardless of the moral implications. I simply exist and affect those around me without any inherent good or evil motivation)
'''[[Alignment]]:''' I'll align it later
'''[[Threat Level]]:''' '''Mental Threat''' ([https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20am%20to,a%20different%20site. While I don't actively seek to harm, my cognitohazardous effects can cause significant psychological damage] [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=When%20in%20my%20continuous%20presence%20for%20over%20two%20months%2C%20individuals%20begin%20to%20identify%20themselves%20as%20a%20toaster.%20Unless%20forcibly%20restrained%2C%20these%20people%20will%20ultimately%20harm%20themselves%20in%20their%20attempts%20to%20emulate%20my%20standard%20functions. and potentially lead to self-harm] [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20was%20discovered,to%20pop%20out. or death in those exposed to me for prolonged periods]. The difficulty in containing my effects and the potential for widespread impact if left unchecked justifies this threat level)
'''[[Threat Level]]:''' I'll assess it soon
==Codex Statistics==
==Codex Statistics==
'''[[Grade]]:''' '''D'''
'''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''10-C'''
I'll fill this out when I get around to it.
'''[[Cardinality]]:''' '''Finite'''
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'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
==[[Powers and Techniques]]==
'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Below Average Human level''' ([https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20am%20an%20ordinary%20toaster%2C%20able%20to%20toast%20bread%20when%20supplied%20with%20electricity. I am an ordinary toaster in terms of physical capabilities])
'''[[Mind Manipulation]]''' (It makes you procrastinate)
'''[[Durability]]:''' '''Below Average Human level'''
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'''[[Striking Strength]]:''' '''Below Average Human level'''
==[[Equipment]]==
'''[[Lifting Strength]]:''' '''None''' (I am an immobile object)
'''[[Stamina]]:''' '''Inapplicable''' (I am an inanimate object)
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'''[[Range]]:''' '''Standard melee range''', '''Several meters''' with cognitohazardous effect
==Other==
'''[[Intelligence]]:''' '''None''' (I am an inanimate object)
'''Standard Tactics:''' I'll think about this later
'''[[Knowledge]]:''' '''None''' (I am an inanimate object)
'''Weaknesses:''' Rock weakness, probably.
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==[[Powers and Techniques]]==
'''[[Mind Manipulation]]''' ([https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=Hello%2C%20I%20am,my%20standard%20functions. I force anyone referring to me to use first-person pronouns], [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=When%20in%20my%20continuous%20presence%20for%20over%20two%20months%2C%20individuals%20begin%20to%20identify%20themselves%20as%20a%20toaster.%20Unless%20forcibly%20restrained%2C%20these%20people%20will%20ultimately%20harm%20themselves%20in%20their%20attempts%20to%20emulate%20my%20standard%20functions. and prolonged exposure to me causes people to believe they are toasters]. [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=Subject%3A%20D%2Dclass%20personnel%20D/426/3,effects%20would%20still%20be%20inherent%20in%20my%20remains. Even if I am destroyed, my effects will still be inherent through my remains]), '''[[Electricity Manipulation]]''' ([https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20am%20an%20ordinary%20toaster%2C%20able%20to%20toast%20bread%20when%20supplied%20with%20electricity. I can toast bread when supplied with electricity])
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==[[Equipment]]==
Nothing notable.
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==Notable Techniques==
Nothing notable.
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==Other==
'''Standard Tactics:''' Inapplicable (I am an inanimate object)
'''Weaknesses:''' I am an immobile, inanimate object. [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=D/426/2%20was,into%20a%20camera%27s%20view. My effects do not work through cameras or if I am not directly observed/referenced].
==Trivia==
==Trivia==
*Probably memetic or something.
*[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20was%20discovered,to%20pop%20out. I was given to a family as an unmarked wedding gift before being discovered by the Foundation].
*Experiments suggest that even if I were destroyed, my effects would still apply to my remains.
*There appear to be limits to my range, as proximity alone does not trigger my secondary effect.
==Battle Records==
==Battle Records==
Not applicable (I am an inanimate object and do not engage in battles)
