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| {{!}}-{{!}}Standard Outfit=
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| [[File:EGBRET.png|thumb|400px]]
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| {{Quote|<i>PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.
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| I SAID, PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.
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| WHY COULDN'T YOU PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX?</i>|Narration to John when he looks at the Con Air poster}}
| | *'''[[Rose Lalonde]]''': |
| {{Quote|ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have [[Dave Strider|you]] ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?|John trying to trick Dave into thinking his Apple Juice is actually piss}}
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| {{Quote|<i>"The moon's an arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun." -Mark Twain
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| You are almost certain Mark Twain said that.</i>|Narration}}
| | *'''[[Dave Strider]]''': |
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| ==Background==
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| '''John Egbert''' is the main protagonist of ''Homestuck'' | |
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| ==Statistics==
| | *'''[[Jade Harley]]''': |
| '''Key:'''
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| '''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:'''
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| '''Name:''' John Egbert, Zoosmell Pooplord (rejected joke name),
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| '''Origin:''' [[MS Paint Adventures|Homestuck]]
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| '''Sex:''' Male
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| '''Age:''' 13 years old BoS,
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| '''Classification:'''
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| '''[[Status]]:'''
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| '''[[Alignment]]:'''
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| '''[[Dimensionality]]:'''
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| '''[[Attack Potency]]:'''
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| '''[[Durability]]:'''
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| '''[[Striking Strength]]:'''
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| '''[[Lifting Strength]]:''' '''Higher''' with Sylladex ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/40 Able to store Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text with his Sylladex])
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| '''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:'''
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| '''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:'''
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| '''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:'''
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| '''[[Stamina]]:'''
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| '''[[Range]]:'''
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| '''[[Intelligence]]:''' ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/1 Managed to live 13 years without a name]. [https://www.homestuck.com/story/4 Can program computers, but not really got at it. Is an amateur magician]. [https://www.homestuck.com/story/9 Quickly got used to the system of SBURB].)
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| ===[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]===
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| {{!}}-{{!}}Innate Sburb Powers=
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| '''[[Superhuman Physical Characteristics]]''', '''[[Observation]]''' and '''[[Breaking the Fourth Wall]]''' (Type 2: [https://www.homestuck.com/story/2 John Egberted rejected his crude joke name by merely not liking it] and then [https://www.homestuck.com/story/3 accepted his proper name]), '''[[Divine Protection]]''' (Protected by the reader; [https://www.homestuck.com/story/6 The Reader lifted the cake off of the chest for John]), '''[[Dimensional Storage]]''' (All Sburb Players have a sylladex that they [https://www.homestuck.com/story/7 can stash items into]), '''[[Fusionism]]''' (Able to fuse items together; John [https://www.homestuck.com/story/17 merged the hammer card and the nail card into one], as well as [https://www.homestuck.com/story/45 merged the magician's hat and beagle puss into a clever disguise] [https://www.homestuck.com/story/54 and later his father's pipe]), '''[[Power Modification]]''' and '''[[Weapon Usage]]''' (Able to modify tools and objects to use as a specibus; [https://www.homestuck.com/story/38 John uses a hammer]),
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| {{!}}-{{!}}Unique Powers=
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| {{!}}-{{!}}Resistances=
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| '''[[Resistance]]''' to '''[[Plot Manipulation]]''' (Able to resist commands from the narrative; [https://www.homestuck.com/story/16 John didn't "squawk like an imbecile and shit on his desk"], [https://www.homestuck.com/story/23 refused to eat cake when the narration told him to],), | |
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| ===[[Standard Equipment]]===
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| Fake Arms, Smoke Pellets, Poster, Hammer and Nails, Game Bro Magazine, Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text, Magician's Hat, Ashes of his dead nanny,
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| ===Notable Techniques===
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| [[File:JohnCaptcha.gif|thumb|250px|John storing smoke pellets]]
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| *'''Sylladex''': Something every Sburb Player has. Using this, John can store items in it for later purposes.
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| *'''Merging''': John can merge items in the sylladex, saving space as well as potentially altering their purpose.
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| ===Other===
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| '''Standard Tactics:'''
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| '''Weaknesses:''' [https://www.homestuck.com/story/10 Cannot access items from the back of his sylladex and must eject it to use it]. [https://www.homestuck.com/story/15 If his Sylladex is full and can't store more items, the last item will be ejected].
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| ==Trivia==
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| ==References==
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| ==Gallery==
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| JonHappy.gif
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| </gallery>
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| ==Battle Records==
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| |-|Victories=
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| None.
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| |-|Losses=
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| None.
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| |-|Inconclusive=
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| None.
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