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| Your name is [[John Egbert]], and you have just had a terrible, deeply pretentious nightmare. You snap out of bed, soaked in sweat, your heart hammering like a fire alarm. It is just as you feared. | | Your name is [[John Egbert]], and you have just had a terrible, deeply pretentious nightmare. You snap out of bed, soaked in sweat, your heart hammering like a fire alarm. It is just as you feared. |
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| You’ve been dreaming in anime again. '''And you have no idea what it could mean.'''</i>|The Prologue}} {{Quote|'''> John: Fight [[Caliborn|Lord English]].'''}} |-|Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon= [[File:Chrome_2019_10_25_12_25_35.0.jpeg|thumb|700px|center]]{{Quote|Speaking of which, I think it's time I started undoing some of the more egregious mistakes this story has been subjected to over the years. Yes, I'm talking about [[Andrew Hussie|'''that''' guy]]. The other orange one. Remember him? [[Vriska Serket|Vriska]] got stalked by him a bit and it was uncomfortable for everyone concerned. Anyway, the point is that he fucked up big time, and I'm here to clean up the horseshit. It's time to get this story back on the rails, back to what it was always supposed to be. I know it, and you've somehow always known it too. There was something ''else'', some other route that Homestuck was meant to take but then didn't, a way that wouldn't've spent so much time dicking around with stuff nobody cares about. Like seriously, why did we all have to sit through talking about everyone's most intimate and private feelings for two hundred thousand fucking words. That would never have happened in Act 1. Where did it all ''go wrong?''|[[Dirk Strider]]}} |-|Hiveswap=[[File:HiveswapAct2SteamHeader.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|A hand-drawn tribute to hilarious '90s adventure games (with none of the accompanying frustration). Play as [[Joey Claire]], a puzzle-solving teen snatched out of her time (1994) and place (Earth) and stranded on a hostile alien planet on the brink of rebellion.|Steam description}} |-|Hiveswap Friendship Simulator=[[File:HiveswapFriendsimp.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|[[MSPA Reader|You]] just crash-landed on Alternia, and you’re DESPERATE for friendship! Anyone will do...wait, who are those two trolls approaching you? A darkly comedic episodic visual novel set in the Homestuck/Hiveswap universe.}} |-|Pesterquest=[[File:Pesterquest with characters.png|thumb|center|700px]] </tabber> | | You’ve been dreaming in anime again. '''And you have no idea what it could mean.'''</i>|The Prologue}} {{Quote|'''> John: Fight [[Caliborn|Lord English]].'''}} |-|Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon= [[File:Chrome_2019_10_25_12_25_35.0.jpeg|thumb|700px|center]]{{Quote|Speaking of which, I think it's time I started undoing some of the more egregious mistakes this story has been subjected to over the years. Yes, I'm talking about [[Andrew Hussie|'''that''' guy]]. The other orange one. Remember him? [[Vriska Serket|Vriska]] got stalked by him a bit and it was uncomfortable for everyone concerned. Anyway, the point is that he fucked up big time, and I'm here to clean up the horseshit. It's time to get this story back on the rails, back to what it was always supposed to be. I know it, and you've somehow always known it too. There was something ''else'', some other route that Homestuck was meant to take but then didn't, a way that wouldn't've spent so much time dicking around with stuff nobody cares about. Like seriously, why did we all have to sit through talking about everyone's most intimate and private feelings for two hundred thousand fucking words. That would never have happened in Act 1. Where did it all ''go wrong?''|[[Dirk Strider]]}} |-|Hiveswap=[[File:HiveswapAct2SteamHeader.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|A hand-drawn tribute to hilarious '90s adventure games (with none of the accompanying frustration). Play as [[Joey Claire]], a puzzle-solving teen snatched out of her time (1994) and place (Earth) and stranded on a hostile alien planet on the brink of rebellion.|Steam description}} |-|Hiveswap Friendship Simulator=[[File:HiveswapFriendsimp.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|[[MSPA Reader|You]] just crash-landed on Alternia, and you’re DESPERATE for friendship! Anyone will do...wait, who are those two trolls approaching you? A darkly comedic episodic visual novel set in the Homestuck/Hiveswap universe.}} |-|Pesterquest=[[File:Pesterquest with characters.png|thumb|center|700px]] {{Quote|Embark on a quest of epic importance in Pesterquest, a grimsical episodic visual novel adventure set in the darkly funny Homestuck / Hiveswap universe. Find all the answers you're looking for as you zap between Earth and Alternia making friends as you go.}} </tabber> |
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