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| | {{Quote|Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot, looking for life on this planet, sir, no sign of it. All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin' and I'm so high that I might die if I go by it. Let me out of this place, I'm outta place, I'm in outer space, I've just vanished without a trace. I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, I'll be back in an hour or so}} |
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| {{Quote|Public Service Announcement and another annoying message from Slim Shady. Due to a massive amount of bootlegging, no thanks to this fucking guy, DJ Whoo Kid, and constant downloading, people are no longer buying CDs so that we can get paid for our fucking work. They are just continuing to get songs for free. Teenagers, older folks, and little fucking brats alike. See, what they do, is they buy computers, strictly pick songs that they like and burn them on to CDs or put them on iPods, causing major decrease in sound scan, putting music retail in a tremendous slump, causing artists such as myself, to make '''NO''' money for record sales, and be '''FORCED''' to tour, '''CAUSING MORE STRESS, ARGUMENTS WITH MY WIFE, NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE MY KIDS, DRINK MORE, TAKE MORE PILLS, PUNCH MORE PEOPLE IN THE FACE, HATE THE WORLD, AND END UP IN REHAB!''' *sigh* This has been a Public Service Announcement and an excuse to vent by Marshall Mathers. Not that I wouldn't have done the same thing if I could get music for free when I was a kid, but now that I rap for a living, '''BUY MY GODDAMN CDS!''' But in the meantime, buy this Obie Trice bootleg from DJ Whoo Kid and put more money in his pocket. Thanks|Public Service Announcement (2006)}} | | {{Quote|Public Service Announcement and another annoying message from Slim Shady. Due to a massive amount of bootlegging, no thanks to this fucking guy, DJ Whoo Kid, and constant downloading, people are no longer buying CDs so that we can get paid for our fucking work. They are just continuing to get songs for free. Teenagers, older folks, and little fucking brats alike. See, what they do, is they buy computers, strictly pick songs that they like and burn them on to CDs or put them on iPods, causing major decrease in sound scan, putting music retail in a tremendous slump, causing artists such as myself, to make '''NO''' money for record sales, and be '''FORCED''' to tour, '''CAUSING MORE STRESS, ARGUMENTS WITH MY WIFE, NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE MY KIDS, DRINK MORE, TAKE MORE PILLS, PUNCH MORE PEOPLE IN THE FACE, HATE THE WORLD, AND END UP IN REHAB!''' *sigh* This has been a Public Service Announcement and an excuse to vent by Marshall Mathers. Not that I wouldn't have done the same thing if I could get music for free when I was a kid, but now that I rap for a living, '''BUY MY GODDAMN CDS!''' But in the meantime, buy this Obie Trice bootleg from DJ Whoo Kid and put more money in his pocket. Thanks|Public Service Announcement (2006)}} |
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| {{Quote|This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady. The views and events expressed here are totally fucked, and are not necessarily the views of anyone. However, the events and suggestions that appear on this album are not to be taken lightly. Children should not partake in the listening of this album eith laces in their shoes. Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions. Upon purchasing this album, you have agreed not to try this at home. (A-anything else?) Yeah, don't do drugs|Public Service Announcement}}
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| {{Quote|Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot, looking for life on this planet, sir, no sign of it. All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin' and I'm so high that I might die if I go by it. Let me out of this place, I'm outta place, I'm in outer space, I've just vanished without a trace. I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, I'll be back in an hour or so|Sample of ''Drug Ballad''}}
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| {{Quote|New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick, boy/girl groups make me sick, and I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public, I'ma love it.|Sample from ''Marshall Mathers'', parodying a line from ''Summer Girls''}}
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| {{Quote|Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings, but I'm only going to get this one chance. (Six minutes, six minutes) Something's wrong, I can feel it. (Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what. If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances. '''You are just what the doc ordered'''|Intro to ''Rap God''}}
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| {{Quote|So to the parents of America, I am the Derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her character! The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns sent to lead the march right up to the steps of congress and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the flag and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker, to spit liquor inn the faces of in this democracy of hypocrisy! FUCK YOU, MS. CHENEY! FUCK YOU, TIPPER GORE! '''FUCK YOU WITH THE FREEST OF SPEECH THIS DIVIDED STATES OF EMBARRASSMENT WILL ALLOW ME TO HAVE! FUCK YOU!'''|The ending of ''White America''}} | | {{Quote|So to the parents of America, I am the Derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her character! The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns sent to lead the march right up to the steps of congress and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the flag and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker, to spit liquor inn the faces of in this democracy of hypocrisy! FUCK YOU, MS. CHENEY! FUCK YOU, TIPPER GORE! '''FUCK YOU WITH THE FREEST OF SPEECH THIS DIVIDED STATES OF EMBARRASSMENT WILL ALLOW ME TO HAVE! FUCK YOU!'''|The ending of ''White America''}} |
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| {{Quote|<i>*burps* Woo! Hey, how you guys doin'? You want more? Alright! '''THEN SHUT UP!'''
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| Shooby doo, Shoody doo, Shooby doo, Shoody doo, Shooby doo, Shoody doo, Shooby doo, Shoody doo, Skibbidy bee bop, Girl, Girl, girl, girl, You're my world, World, world, world, You're my pearl, Pearl, pearl, pearl, You're my world, Woooorld
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| Hey yo, here's a song for the ladies...</i>|The Intro to the Album, before the notorious song ''FACK''}}
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| {{Quote|<i>Sixty thousand people all jumpin' out their seat, the curtain closes, they're throwin' roses at my feet. I take a bow, and thank you all for comin' out, they're screamin' so loud, I take one last look at the crowd, I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seein'
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| "But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?"
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| "I followed you daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'. You lied to me dad, and now you made mommy sad, and I bought you this coin, it says number one dad, that's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin"
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| "But baby wait, it's too late dad, you made your choice, now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us, that's what they want, they want you, Marshall, they keep screamin' your name it's no wonder you can't go to sleep. Just take another pill, yeah I bet you you will! You rap about it, yeah word, kid keep it real"
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| I hear a applause, all this time I couldn't see, how could it be, that the curtain is closin' on me! I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it, put it to my brain, scream "die Shady!" and pop it. The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on, crashes, and burns to ashes. That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringing, there's birds singin', it's spring and Hailie's outside swingin'. I walk right up to Kim and kiss her tell her I miss her. Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister almost as if to say...</i>|Sample from ''When I'm Gone''}}
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| {{Quote|Every CD critics gave it a 3, then 3 years later, they'd go back and re-rate it, and call the Slim Shady LP the greatest. The Marshall Mathers was a classic, the Eminem Show was fantastic, but Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it, I guess enough time just ain't passed, yet. A couple more years, that shit'll be ill-matic, and eight years later, I'm still at it, divorced, re-married, a felon, a father, sleeping-pill addict, and this is real talk; I feel like The Incredible Hulk, my back has been broke, and I can still walk|Sample from ''Careful What You Wish For''}}
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| {{Quote|Yeah, it's been a ride. I guess I had to, go to that place, to get to this one. Now some of you, might still be in that place. If you're trying to get out, just follow me, I'll get you there|Intro to ''Not Afraid''}}
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| | {{Quote|H-HEY! [[The Punisher (Marvel Comics)|MISTER SUPER HERO]]! OVER HERE! YOU MUST GET ME AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY BASTARD!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS! '''I'M A CELEBERTY!!!''' (...) "Rock Star?" '''FUCK THAT!''' YOU DON'T. WANNA FUCK WITH SHADY. 'CAUSE SHADY. WILL FUCKIN' KILL YOU! Damn. That was easy. Why this fool after you in the first place, 'Cuda?}} |
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| | {{Quote|Bitch, I can make an orange rhyme with banana. Borrr-nana}} |
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| ==Summary== | | ==Summary== |
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| ==Powers and Stats== | | ==Powers and Stats== |
| '''[[DebatesJungle Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''10-A''' physically | | '''[[DebatesJungle Tiering System|Tier]]:''' |
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| '''Name:''' Marshall Bruce Mathers III, Marshall Mathers, Eminem (previously M&M), Slim Shady, Slim, Ken Kaniff, "Fattest Skinny Kid Alive" (formerly), | | '''Name:''' Marshall Bruce Mathers III, Marshall Mathers, Eminem (previously M&M), Slim Shady, Slim, Ken Kaniff, "Fattest Skinny Kid Alive" (formerly), |
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| '''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Athelete level''' physically (Comparable to Chaos Kid, [https://genius.com/Soul-intent-purple-pimp-saga-bellbottom-pants-lyrics who punched a man in the jaw and broke his tooth]) | | '''[[Attack Potency]]:''' (Comparable to Chaos Kid, [https://genius.com/Soul-intent-purple-pimp-saga-bellbottom-pants-lyrics who punched a man in the jaw and broke his tooth]. [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797643814138544191/962516385982992404/unknown.png Can harm] [[The Punisher (Marvel Comics)|The Punisher]]) |
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| | '''Note''': The crossover comic with ''The Punisher'' is canon, due to it [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823336216077271054/962523049230491648/unknown.png being produced by both ''Marvel'', ''Shady Records'', and ''Aftermath'', along with Paul Rosenberg helping out, who is associated with Eminem]. Not to mention, [https://hiphop24x7.com/news/the-punisher-cast-reacts-to-eminems-support-for-the-show/ Eminem is a big fan of the Punisher], [https://twitter.com/eminem/status/1098428332113301504?lang=en being outraged when Netflix cancelled the show] |
| | ==Gallery== |
| | <gallery> |
| | 71BvFjqwrcL. SL1400 .jpg |
| | OGMMLP.jpg |
| | Marshall Mathers LP.jpg |
| | MMLP2.jpg |
| | 8Mile.jpg |
| | TheEminemShow.jpg |
| | Encore.jpg |
| | CurtainCallTheHits.jpg |
| | WhenI'mGone.jpg |
| | RelapseEminem.jpg |
| | RecoveryEminem.jpg |
| | TheWorstAlbum.jpg |
| | MusicToBeMurderedBy.jpg |
| | Music2BMurderedBy.jpg |
| | </gallery> |
