'''Name:''' Marshall Bruce Mathers III, Marshall Mathers, Eminem (previously M&M), Slim Shady, Slim, Ken Kaniff, "Fattest Skinny Kid Alive" (formerly),
'''Name:''' Marshall Bruce Mathers III, Marshall Mathers, Eminem (previously M&M), Slim Shady, Slim, Ken Kaniff, "Fattest Skinny Kid Alive" (formerly),
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'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''City level''' ([https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797643814138544191/962516385982992404/unknown.png Incapacitated] [[The Punisher (Marvel Comics)|The Punisher]], who can consistently fight [[Spider-Man (Earth-616)|Spider-Man]])
'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' ([https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797643814138544191/962516385982992404/unknown.png Incapacitated] [[The Punisher (Marvel Comics)|The Punisher]], who can consistently fight [[Spider-Man (Earth-616)|Spider-Man]])
'''[[Durability]]:''' '''City level'''
'''[[Durability]]:'''
'''[[Striking Strength]]:''' '''City level''' (Can harm the Punisher)
'''[[Striking Strength]]:''' (Can harm the Punisher)
'''[[Lifting Strength]]''':
'''[[Lifting Strength]]''':
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'''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:''' '''Unknown'''
'''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:''' '''Unknown'''
'''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:''' '''FTL''' (Incapacitated the Punisher before he could react)
'''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:''' (Incapacitated the Punisher before he could react)
'''[[Speed|Reaction Speed]]:''' '''FTL'''
'''[[Speed|Reaction Speed]]:'''
'''[[Stamina]]:'''
'''[[Stamina]]:'''
Revision as of 00:18, 11 April 2022
"Mature Content"
This character or verse has mature themes and concepts, thus those of young age are ill-advised to look through these.
“
Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot, looking for life on this planet, sir, no sign of it. All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin' and I'm so high that I might die if I go by it. Let me out of this place, I'm outta place, I'm in outer space, I've just vanished without a trace. I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, I'll be back in an hour or so.
„
“
Public Service Announcement and another annoying message from Slim Shady. Due to a massive amount of bootlegging, no thanks to this fucking guy, DJ Whoo Kid, and constant downloading, people are no longer buying CDs so that we can get paid for our fucking work. They are just continuing to get songs for free. Teenagers, older folks, and little fucking brats alike. See, what they do, is they buy computers, strictly pick songs that they like and burn them on to CDs or put them on iPods, causing major decrease in sound scan, putting music retail in a tremendous slump, causing artists such as myself, to make NO money for record sales, and be FORCED to tour, CAUSING MORE STRESS, ARGUMENTS WITH MY WIFE, NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE MY KIDS, DRINK MORE, TAKE MORE PILLS, PUNCH MORE PEOPLE IN THE FACE, HATE THE WORLD, AND END UP IN REHAB! *sigh* This has been a Public Service Announcement and an excuse to vent by Marshall Mathers. Not that I wouldn't have done the same thing if I could get music for free when I was a kid, but now that I rap for a living, BUY MY GODDAMN CDS! But in the meantime, buy this Obie Trice bootleg from DJ Whoo Kid and put more money in his pocket. Thanks.
„
~ Public Service Announcement (2006)
“
So to the parents of America, I am the Derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her character! The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns sent to lead the march right up to the steps of congress and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the flag and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker, to spit liquor inn the faces of in this democracy of hypocrisy! FUCK YOU, MS. CHENEY! FUCK YOU, TIPPER GORE! FUCK YOU WITH THE FREEST OF SPEECH THIS DIVIDED STATES OF EMBARRASSMENT WILL ALLOW ME TO HAVE! FUCK YOU!
„
~ The ending of White America
“
H-HEY! MISTER SUPER HERO! OVER HERE! YOU MUST GET ME AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY BASTARD!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS! I'M A CELEBERTY!!! (...) "Rock Star?" FUCK THAT! YOU DON'T. WANNA FUCK WITH SHADY. 'CAUSE SHADY. WILL FUCKIN' KILL YOU! Damn. That was easy. Why this fool after you in the first place, 'Cuda?
„
“
Bitch, I can make an orange rhyme with banana. Borrr-nana
