{{Quote|You cloak yourself in the outward 'trappings' of science — the terms, the titles, the 'interview logs' — all in some desperate, contrived attempt to make it sound a little more reasonable, a little more respectable, a little more plausible…|Murphy Lawden to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum}}
{{Quote|You cloak yourself in the outward 'trappings' of science — the terms, the titles, the 'interview logs' — all in some desperate, contrived attempt to make it sound a little more reasonable, a little more respectable, a little more plausible…|Murphy Lawden to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum}}
{{Quote|I'm just the guy you call when everything that could go wrong… did.|Murphy Law to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum}}
{{Quote|I'm just the guy you call when everything that could go wrong… did.|Murphy Law to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum}}
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{{Quote|You cloak yourself in the outward 'trappings' of science — the terms, the titles, the 'interview logs' — all in some desperate, contrived attempt to make it sound a little more reasonable, a little more respectable, a little more plausible…|Murphy Lawden to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum}}
{{Quote|You cloak yourself in the outward 'trappings' of science — the terms, the titles, the 'interview logs' — all in some desperate, contrived attempt to make it sound a little more reasonable, a little more respectable, a little more plausible…|Murphy Lawden to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum}}
{{Quote|I'm just the guy you call when everything that could go wrong… did.|Murphy Law to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum}}
{{Quote|I'm just the guy you call when everything that could go wrong… did.|Murphy Law to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum}}
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You cloak yourself in the outward 'trappings' of science — the terms, the titles, the 'interview logs' — all in some desperate, contrived attempt to make it sound a little more reasonable, a little more respectable, a little more plausible…
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~ Murphy Lawden to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum
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I'm just the guy you call when everything that could go wrong… did.
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~ Murphy Law to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum
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You cloak yourself in the outward 'trappings' of science — the terms, the titles, the 'interview logs' — all in some desperate, contrived attempt to make it sound a little more reasonable, a little more respectable, a little more plausible…
„
~ Murphy Lawden to Dr. Thaddeus Thaum
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I'm just the guy you call when everything that could go wrong… did.
"SCP-3143 is an intrafictional construct. When active, this construct exhibits the ability to temporarily 'flatten' portions of reality into a script-like narrative. This narrative is derivative of the genre established by North American writers of hard-boiled and noir fiction.
During this period, SCP-3143 takes on the role of the main character (a 1930s private detective) hired to solve a case. All entities flattened by its effect become characters within the narrative surrounding it, exhibiting personalities and attributes typical of the genre's style. The narrative will continue until SCP-3143's actions lead to a resolution consistent with the genre; at this point, the narrative will conclude and reality will revert. Events which occurred within the narrative will be projected into reality; however, entities involved in these events will typically have no recollection of what occurred.
SCP-3143 was first noted in 2005 in the aftermath of a containment breach at Site-95. In 2012, the Foundation's Pataphysics Department worked alongside the Department of Analytics to make contact with and apprehend SCP-3143.
Alignment:Chaotic Neutral (SCP-3143 does not care about the consequences of his actions on reality as he simply enjoys creating things out of his own story, people claim that Murphy has the mentality of a small child in regards to his story)
SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment.
SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the acid it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.
In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is to be tracked and re-captured by all available Mobile Task Forces, and no teams with fewer than seven (7) members are cleared to engage it. To date (██-██-████), attempted breaches have numbered at seventeen (17), while successful breaches have numbered at six (6).