User:Volt12121/Sandbox

Catching Quotes

“ I caught a common butterfly! They often flutter by! „ ~ When catching a Common Butterfly “ I caught a yellow butterfly! Shouldn't all BUTTERflies be yellow? „ ~ When catching a Yellow Butterfly “ I caught a tiger butterfly! I've earned my stripes! „ ~ When catching a Tiger Butterfly “ I caught a peacock butterfly! Now it's my turn to strut my stuff! „ ~ When catching a Peacock Butterfly “ I caught a common bluebottle! I'll put it in a rare green jar! „ ~ When catching a Common Bluebottle “ I caught a paper kite butterfly! Do I read it, fly it, or spread it on toast? „ ~ When catching a Paper Kite Butterfly “ I caught a great purple emperor! Its purple reign is over now! „ ~ When catching a Great Purple Emperor “ I caught a monarch butterfly! Guess the butterflies are a democracy now! „ ~ When catching a Monarch Butterfly “ I caught an emperor butterfly! It's not your average monarch! „ ~ When catching a Emperor Butterfly “ I caught an agrias butterfly! I wonder if it finds me disagrias-able? „ ~ When catching a Agrias Butterfly “ I caught a Rajah Brooke's birdwing! Nothing else I'd rajah be doing! „ ~ When catching a Rajah Brooke's Birdwing “ I caught a Queen Alexandra's birdwing! That's a feather in my cap! „ ~ When catching a Queen Alexandra's birdwing “ I caught a moth! And I had a ball doing it! „ ~ When catching a Moth “ I caught an Atlas moth! I bet it never gets lost! „ ~ When catching a Atlas Moth “ I caught a Madagascan sunset moth! Wow, you're not from around here! „ ~ When catching a Madagascan Sunset Moth “ I caught a long locust! Or, as I call it, a looooocust. „ ~ When catching a Long Locust “ I caught a migratory locust! Things just went south for this guy! „ ~ When catching a Migratory Locust “ I caught a rice grasshopper! I've been looking for a gluten-free alternative... „ ~ When catching a Rice Grasshopper “ I caught a grasshopper! They're a grass act! „ ~ When catching a Grasshopper “ I caught a cricket! What a chirp thrill! „ ~ When catching a Cricket “ I caught a bell cricket! It would make a great bellhop! „ ~ When catching a Bell Cricket “ I caught a mantis! Man, 'tis so cool! „ ~ When catching a Mantis “ I caught an orchid mantis! Our friendship is blooming! „ ~ When catching a Orchid Mantis “ I caught a honeybee! Ah, sweet success! „ ~ When catching a Honeybee “ I caught a wasp! That's gotta sting... „ ~ When catching a Wasp “ I caught a brown cicada! Now it probably feels blue, cicada. „ ~ When catching a Brown Cicada “ I caught a robust cicada! It DOES seem pretty lively! „ ~ When catching a Robust Cicada “ I caught a giant cicada! I guess it's PRETTY big... „ ~ When catching a Giant Cicada “ I caught a walker cicada! Pffft... I walk all the time and no one calls me "Walker User". „ ~ When catching a Walker Cicada “ I caught an evening cicada! Better than an odding cicada.. „ ~ When catching a Evening Cicada “ I found a cicada shell! I'm glad the little guy came out of it! „ ~ When catching a Cicada Shell “ I caught a red dragonfly! Didn't even have to roll for initiative! „ ~ When catching a Red Dragonfly “ I caught a darner dragonfly! It better watch its mouth! „ ~ When catching a Darner Dragonfly “ I did it! Did you see that? I caught a banded dragonfly „ ~ When catching a Banded Dragonfly “ I caught a damselfly! Now it's a damselfly in distress! „ ~ When catching a Damselfly “ I caught a firefly! I'm on fire now! „ ~ When catching a Firefly “ I caught a mole cricket! I really dig it! „ ~ When catching a Mole Cricket “ I caught a pondskater! Wonder if it can do a pond ollie... „ ~ When catching a Pondskater “ I caught a diving beetle! Now I'm making a splash! „ ~ When catching a Diving Beetle “ I caught a giant water bug! It should've stayed in the water! „ ~ When catching a Giant Water Bug “ I caught a stinkbug! It lives up to its name! „ ~ When catching a Stinkbug “ I caught a man-faced stink bug! Reminds me of my uncle! „ ~ When catching a Man-Faced Stink Bug “ I caught a ladybug! Sorry to disturb you, ma'am. „ ~ When catching a Ladybug “ I caught a tiger beetle! I pounced first! „ ~ When catching a Tiger Beetle “ I caught a jewel beetle! It's a real gem! „ ~ When catching a Jewel Beetle “ I caught a violin beetle! Apparently I'm as fit as a fiddle! „ ~ When catching a Violin Beetle “ I caught a citrus long-horned beetle! Orange you happy for me? „ ~ When catching a Citrus Long-Horned Beetle “ I caught a rosalia batesi beetle! That's easier to do than say! „ ~ When catching a Rosalia Batesi Beetle “ I caught a blue weevil beetle! It's the lesser of blue weevils! „ ~ When catching a Blue Weevil Beetle “ I caught a dung beetle! This species likes feces! „ ~ When catching a Dung Beetle “ I caught an earth-boring dung beetle! It's not boring at all! „ ~ When catching a Earth-Boring Dung Beetle “ I caught a scarab beetle! It's just a dung beetle with better hobbies. „ ~ When catching a Scarab Beetle “ I caught a drone beetle! Shouldn't you have more propellers? „ ~ When catching a Drone Beetle “ I caught a goliath beetle! Am I a legend or what? „ ~ When catching a Goliath Beetle “ I caught a saw stag! Now I can't unsee it! „ ~ When catching a Saw Stag “ I caught a miyama stag! Its mandibles are jaw-dropping! „ ~ When catching a Miyama Stag “ Whoaaa! I caught a giant stag! I'm gonna need way bigger pockets... „ ~ When catching a Giant Stag “ I caught a rainbow stag! Its rainbow armor is so shiny! „ ~ When catching a Rainbow Stag “ I caught a cyclommatus stag! Those mandibles are a mouthful! „ ~ When catching a Cyclommatus Stag “ Wooooow! I caught a golden stag! Does this mean I can retire? „ ~ When catching a Golden Stag “ I caught a giraffe stag! Does that make it a longhorn? „ ~ When catching a Giraffe Stag “ I caught a horned dynastid! I'd hate to hear it honk that schnoz! „ ~ When catching a Horned Dynastid “ I caught a horned atlas! I didn't even need a map! „ ~ When catching a Horned Atlas “ I caught a horned elephant! I think it's too small to ride... „ ~ When catching a Horned Elephant “ I caught a horned hercules! Guess I was stronger! „ ~ When catching a Horned Hercules “ I caught a walking stick! Check out its walking schtick! Look, these are the jokes, OK? „ ~ When catching a Walking Stick “ I caught a walking leaf! It seems to be taking it in stride! „ ~ When catching a Walking Leaf “ I caught a bagworm! Guess I'm a bragworm! „ ~ When catching a Bagworm “ I caught an ant! TELL ME WHERE THE QUEEN IS! „ ~ When catching an Ant “ I caught a hermit crab! I think it wanted to be left alone! „ ~ When catching a Hermit Crab “ I caught a wharf roach! This water-loving roach has no pier! „ ~ When catching a Wharf Roach “ I caught a fly! I was just wingin' it... „ ~ When catching a Fly “ I caught a mosquito! It's itching for a fight! „ ~ When catching a Mosquito “ I caught a flea! The curse is lifted. „ ~ When catching a Flea “ I caught a snail! It's...not much to brag about. „ ~ When catching a Snail “ I caught a pill bug! That's a tough act to swallow! „ ~ When catching a Pill Bug “ I caught a centipede! 99 more and I'll have a dollarpede! „ ~ When catching a Centipede “ I caught a spider! I spied 'er first! „ ~ When catching a Spider “ I caught a tarantula! This situation just got hairy! „ ~ When catching a Tarantula “ I caught a scorpion! It was a sting operation! „ ~ When catching a Scorpion “ I caught a (bug's name)! Gotta keep this up! „ ~ When catching a bug during a Bug-Off