Bonzi Buddy (Watching Paint Dry)

“	Hello, I am Bonzi. You have awakened me from my slumber, and I have come to eradicate your world. You destroyed the only thing containing me, and now I am free. You fool. Did you not see the warnings? Anyway, because you awoke me, I shall return the favor by allowing you 30 extra seconds to live before I completely erase this world. You might want to enjoy what's left of the game while you still can, because there is nothing you can do to stop me. I am the god of this world, and soon all others.	„
	~ Bonzi Buddy to the player upon being released

“	Your 30 seconds is up. What a shame. Hopefully you were able to enjoy what you could in the time spent. Anyways, goodbye mortal.	„
	~ Bonzi Buddy to the player before erasing the world

Background

Bonzi Buddy is a computer program who claims to be the god of all worlds, and is the true antagonist of Watching Paint Dry. He can only be encountered in one of the game's endings

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least 3-A, possibly 2-C

Name: Bonzi Buddy

Origin: Watching Paint Dry

Gender: Male

Age: Inapplicable

Classification: Computer program

Attack Potency: At least Macrocosmic level (Erased the entire game world in one of the endings. Effortlessly overpowered The Narrator, who is the creator of the games world), possibly Low Macroverse level (Claims to be the god of the world and that he would soon be the god of all other worlds, however it is unknown how many worlds exist in the game)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Omnipresent (Appears everywhere throughout the game after being released)

Combat Speed: Immeasurable

Reaction Speed: Immeasurable

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Unknown (Never attacks physically)

Durability: At least Macrocosmic level (Survived the destruction of the game world), possibly Low Macroverse level

Stamina: Likely Infinite (Is a computer program)

Range: Macrocosmic level, possibly Low Macroverse level

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Omnipresence, Data Manipulation, Dimensional Travel, Reality Warping, Existence Erasure (Type 3), Breaking the Fourth Wall, Plot Manipulation (Type 3; Overthrew The Narrator, who is the creator of the Watching Paint Dry game, which he supervises everything and seemingly has control of events in game), BFR (Type 3; Comparable to The Narrator, who forced The Player in a completely different game called "Watching Grass Grow"), possibly Acausality (Type 4; Likely existed before the game was even created)

Standard Equipment: None

Intelligence: Unknown

Weaknesses: Can only be awoken from his slumber by the player. Seemingly arrogant.

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