“ | Samurai Jack! Man, it is good to see you, babe. What took you so long? I decimated this village days ago, just for you. Oh wait, this is you, right? I mean who could recognize you with all that gear, and ruggedness, baby? I'll tell you who: Me! Be-bee-ba-boo-bo-da... Scaramouche the Merciless! The Pied-Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, baby! Also known as... Aku's most favorite assassin, babe. | „ |
~ Scaramouche introducing himself |
“ | Oh, there it is, babe. The world famous scowl. Well, come on, Sammy baby, whip it out! You know what I'm talking about. That crazy sword of yours. Let's get slicin' and dicin', hackin' and slashin', swingin' and bashin', babe! | „ |
“ | You might have destroyed my magic flute, but you cannot destroy the musical magic that is me, babe! | „ |
~ Scaramouche after having his flute destroyed |
“ | Dig that beautiful sound, baby! | „ |
“ | Hey babe, I told you, I'm Aku's favorite. No one plays the blades like I do. NO ONE! | „ |
“ | Well it's been fun, Jacko, but I've got to move on. Au revoir. That's French for, you're dead babe! | „ |
~ Scaramouche after hitting Samurai Jack's blade |