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“	This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady. The views and events expressed here are totally fucked and are not necessarily the views of anyone. However the events and suggestions that appear on this album are not to be taken lightly. Children should not partake in the listening of this album with laces in their shoes. Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions. Upon purchasing this album, you have agreed to not try this at home. (Anything else?) Yeah, don't do drugs.	„
	~ Public Service Announcment

“	This is another public service announcement, brought to you in part by Slim Shady. (Tell 'em I don't give a fuck) Slim Shady does not give a fuck what you think. (Tell 'em to suck it) If you don't like it, you can suck his fucking cock. (Tell 'em kiss my ass) Little did you know, upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his ass. (Tell 'em I'm fed up) Slim Shady is fed up with your shit, and he's going to kill you (Yeah). An-anything else? (Yeah, sue me)	„
	~ Public Service Announcement. What Eminem said is in parentheses

“	Public Service Announcement and another annoying message from Slim Shady. Due to a massive amount of bootlegging, no thanks to this fucking guy, DJ Whoo Kid, and constant downloading, people are no longer buying CDs so that we can get paid for our fucking work. They are just continuing to get songs for free. Teenagers, older folks, and little fucking brats alike. See, what they do, is they buy computers, strictly pick songs that they like and burn them on to CDs or put them on iPods, causing major decrease in sound scan, putting music retail in a tremendous slump, causing artists such as myself, to make NO money for record sales, and be FORCED to tour, CAUSING MORE STRESS, ARGUMENTS WITH MY WIFE, NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE MY KIDS, DRINK MORE, TAKE MORE PILLS, PUNCH MORE PEOPLE IN THE FACE, HATE THE WORLD, AND END UP IN REHAB! *sigh* This has been a Public Service Announcement and an excuse to vent by Marshall Mathers. Not that I wouldn't have done the same thing if I could get music for free when I was a kid, but now that I rap for a living, BUY MY GODDAMN CDs! But in the meantime, buy this Obie Trice bootleg from DJ Whoo Kid and put more money in his pocket. Thanks	„
	~ Public Service Announcement (2006)

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