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Catching Quotes

“ I caught a common butterfly! They often flutter by! „ ~ When catching a Common Butterfly “ I caught a yellow butterfly! Shouldn't all BUTTERflies be yellow? „ ~ When catching a Yellow Butterfly “ I caught a tiger butterfly! I've earned my stripes! „ ~ When catching a Tiger Butterfly “ I caught a peacock butterfly! Now it's my turn to strut my stuff! „ ~ When catching a Peacock Butterfly “ I caught a common bluebottle! I'll put it in a rare green jar! „ ~ When catching a Common Bluebottle “ I caught a paper kite butterfly! Do I read it, fly it, or spread it on toast? „ ~ When catching a Paper Kite Butterfly “ I caught a great purple emperor! Its purple reign is over now! „ ~ When catching a Great Purple Emperor “ I caught a monarch butterfly! Guess the butterflies are a democracy now! „ ~ When catching a Monarch Butterfly “ I caught an emperor butterfly! It's not your average monarch! „ ~ When catching a Emperor Butterfly “ I caught an agrias butterfly! I wonder if it finds me disagrias-able? „ ~ When catching a Agrias Butterfly “ I caught a Rajah Brooke's birdwing! Nothing else I'd rajah be doing! „ ~ When catching a Rajah Brooke's Birdwing “ I caught a Queen Alexandra's birdwing! That's a feather in my cap! „ ~ When catching a Queen Alexandra's birdwing “ I caught a moth! And I had a ball doing it! „ ~ When catching a Moth “ I caught an Atlas moth! I bet it never gets lost! „ ~ When catching a Atlas Moth “ I caught a Madagascan sunset moth! Wow, you're not from around here! „ ~ When catching a Madagascan Sunset Moth “ I caught a long locust! Or, as I call it, a looooocust. „ ~ When catching a Long Locust “ I caught a migratory locust! Things just went south for this guy! „ ~ When catching a Migratory Locust “ I caught a rice grasshopper! I've been looking for a gluten-free alternative... „ ~ When catching a Rice Grasshopper “ I caught a grasshopper! They're a grass act! „ ~ When catching a Grasshopper “ I caught a cricket! What a chirp thrill! „ ~ When catching a Cricket “ I caught a bell cricket! It would make a great bellhop! „ ~ When catching a Bell Cricket “ I caught a mantis! Man, 'tis so cool! „ ~ When catching a Mantis “ I caught an orchid mantis! Our friendship is blooming! „ ~ When catching a Orchid Mantis “ I caught a honeybee! Ah, sweet success! „ ~ When catching a Honeybee “ I caught a wasp! That's gotta sting... „ ~ When catching a Wasp “ I caught a brown cicada! Now it probably feels blue, cicada. „ ~ When catching a Brown Cicada “ I caught a robust cicada! It DOES seem pretty lively! „ ~ When catching a Robust Cicada “ I caught a giant cicada! I guess it's PRETTY big... „ ~ When catching a Giant Cicada “ I caught a walker cicada! Pffft... I walk all the time and no one calls me "Walker User". „ ~ When catching a Walker Cicada “ I caught an evening cicada! Better than an odding cicada.. „ ~ When catching a Evening Cicada “ I found a cicada shell! I'm glad the little guy came out of it! „ ~ When catching a Cicada Shell “ I caught a red dragonfly! Didn't even have to roll for initiative! „ ~ When catching a Red Dragonfly “ I caught a darner dragonfly! It better watch its mouth! „ ~ When catching a Darner Dragonfly “ I did it! Did you see that? I caught a banded dragonfly „ ~ When catching a Banded Dragonfly “ I caught a damselfly! Now it's a damselfly in distress! „ ~ When catching a Damselfly “ I caught a firefly! I'm on fire now! „ ~ When catching a Firefly “ I caught a mole cricket! I really dig it! „ ~ When catching a Mole Cricket “ I caught a pondskater! Wonder if it can do a pond ollie... „ ~ When catching a Pondskater “ I caught a diving beetle! Now I'm making a splash! „ ~ When catching a Diving Beetle “ I caught a giant water bug! It should've stayed in the water! „ ~ When catching a Giant Water Bug “ I caught a stinkbug! It lives up to its name! „ ~ When catching a Stinkbug “ I caught a man-faced stink bug! Reminds me of my uncle! „ ~ When catching a Man-Faced Stink Bug “ I caught a ladybug! Sorry to disturb you, ma'am. „ ~ When catching a Ladybug “ I caught a tiger beetle! I pounced first! „ ~ When catching a Tiger Beetle “ I caught a jewel beetle! It's a real gem! „ ~ When catching a Jewel Beetle “ I caught a violin beetle! Apparently I'm as fit as a fiddle! „ ~ When catching a Violin Beetle “ I caught a citrus long-horned beetle! Orange you happy for me? „ ~ When catching a Citrus Long-Horned Beetle “ I caught a rosalia batesi beetle! That's easier to do than say! „ ~ When catching a Rosalia Batesi Beetle “ I caught a blue weevil beetle! It's the lesser of blue weevils! „ ~ When catching a Blue Weevil Beetle “ I caught a dung beetle! This species likes feces! „ ~ When catching a Dung Beetle “ I caught an earth-boring dung beetle! It's not boring at all! „ ~ When catching a Earth-Boring Dung Beetle “ I caught a scarab beetle! It's just a dung beetle with better hobbies. „ ~ When catching a Scarab Beetle “ I caught a drone beetle! Shouldn't you have more propellers? „ ~ When catching a Drone Beetle “ I caught a goliath beetle! Am I a legend or what? „ ~ When catching a Goliath Beetle “ I caught a saw stag! Now I can't unsee it! „ ~ When catching a Saw Stag “ I caught a miyama stag! Its mandibles are jaw-dropping! „ ~ When catching a Miyama Stag “ Whoaaa! I caught a giant stag! I'm gonna need way bigger pockets... „ ~ When catching a Giant Stag “ I caught a rainbow stag! Its rainbow armor is so shiny! „ ~ When catching a Rainbow Stag “ I caught a cyclommatus stag! Those mandibles are a mouthful! „ ~ When catching a Cyclommatus Stag “ Wooooow! I caught a golden stag! Does this mean I can retire? „ ~ When catching a Golden Stag “ I caught a giraffe stag! Does that make it a longhorn? „ ~ When catching a Giraffe Stag “ I caught a horned dynastid! I'd hate to hear it honk that schnoz! „ ~ When catching a Horned Dynastid “ I caught a horned atlas! I didn't even need a map! „ ~ When catching a Horned Atlas “ I caught a horned elephant! I think it's too small to ride... „ ~ When catching a Horned Elephant “ I caught a horned hercules! Guess I was stronger! „ ~ When catching a Horned Hercules “ I caught a walking stick! Check out its walking schtick! Look, these are the jokes, OK? „ ~ When catching a Walking Stick “ I caught a walking leaf! It seems to be taking it in stride! „ ~ When catching a Walking Leaf “ I caught a bagworm! Guess I'm a bragworm! „ ~ When catching a Bagworm “ I caught an ant! TELL ME WHERE THE QUEEN IS! „ ~ When catching an Ant “ I caught a hermit crab! I think it wanted to be left alone! „ ~ When catching a Hermit Crab “ I caught a wharf roach! This water-loving roach has no pier! „ ~ When catching a Wharf Roach “ I caught a fly! I was just wingin' it... „ ~ When catching a Fly “ I caught a mosquito! It's itching for a fight! „ ~ When catching a Mosquito “ I caught a flea! The curse is lifted. „ ~ When catching a Flea “ I caught a snail! It's...not much to brag about. „ ~ When catching a Snail “ I caught a pill bug! That's a tough act to swallow! „ ~ When catching a Pill Bug “ I caught a centipede! 99 more and I'll have a dollarpede! „ ~ When catching a Centipede “ I caught a spider! I spied 'er first! „ ~ When catching a Spider “ I caught a tarantula! This situation just got hairy! „ ~ When catching a Tarantula “ I caught a scorpion! It was a sting operation! „ ~ When catching a Scorpion “ I caught a (bug's name)! Gotta keep this up! „ ~ When catching a bug during a Bug-Off “ I caught a bitterling! It's mad at me, but only a little. „ ~ When catching a Bitterling “ I caught a pale chub! That name seems a bit judgy... „ ~ When catching a Pale chub “ I caught a crucian carp! My skills are sharp! „ ~ When catching a Crucian carp “ I caught a dace! Hope I have some space! „ ~ When catching a Dace “ I caught a carp! If I catch another, they can carpool! „ ~ When catching a Carp “ I caught a koi! I don't know why it's so shy... or such a bad speller... „ ~ When catching a Koi “ I caught a goldfish! It's worth its weight in fish! „ ~ When catching a Goldfish “ I caught a pop-eyed goldfish! It looks so...surprised! „ ~ When catching a Pop-Eyed Goldfish “ I caught a ranchu goldfish! But I prefer balsamicu goldfish! „ ~ When catching a Ranchu Goldfish “ I caught a killifish! The streams are safe again. „ ~ When catching a Killifish “ I caught a soft-shelled turtle! I should take a shellfie! „ ~ When catching a Soft-Shelled Turtle “ I caught a snapping turtle! How can it snap without fingers? „ ~ When catching a Snapping Turtle “ I caught a tadpole... It's just a tad small. „ ~ When catching a Tadpole “ I caught a frog! Or it's a new neighbor... and I have some apologizing to do. „ ~ When catching a Frog “ I caught a freshwater goby! Time to go bye-bye! „ ~ When catching a Freshwater Goby “ I caught a loach! It's...looking at me with reproach. „ ~ When catching a Loach “ I caught a catfish! I'm more of a dogfish person... „ ~ When catching a Catfish “ I caught a giant snakehead! Um...but I asked for a medium? „ ~ When catching a Giant Snakehead “ I caught a bluegill! Do you think it calls me "pinklung"? „ ~ When catching a Bluegill “ I caught a yellow perch! Those yellow birds have to sit somewhere! „ ~ When catching a Yellow Perch “ I caught a black bass! The most metal of all fish! „ ~ When catching a Black Bass “ I caught a tilapia! It makes me happy-a! „ ~ When catching a Tilapia “ I caught a pike! Think a swordfish would be up for a duel? „ ~ When catching a Pike “ I caught a pond smelt! Whoever smelt it dealt it! „ ~ When catching a Pond Smelt “ I caught a sweetfish! Hope it's not artificially sweet! „ ~ When catching a Sweetfish “ I caught a char! Now I'm gonna sit on it! „ ~ When catching a Char “ I caught a golden trout! But the real treasure? Friendship. „ ~ When catching a Golden Trout “ OH MY GOSH! I caught a stringfish! Five more and I'll have a guitarfish! „ ~ When catching a Stringfish “ I caught a salmon! It's all upstream from here! „ ~ When catching a Salmon “ WOO-HOO! I caught a king salmon! Checkmate! „ ~ When catching a King Salmon “ I found a cicada shell! I'm glad the little guy came out of it! „ ~ When catching a Cicada Shell “ I caught a mitten crab! One more and I'm ready for winter! „ ~ When catching a Mitten Crab “ I caught a guppy! Welcome to the team, newbie! „ ~ When catching a Guppy “ I caught a nibble fish! Come to think of it, I could use a bite! „ ~ When catching a Nibble Fish “ I caught an angelfish! That other fish told me to do it! „ ~ When catching an Angelfish “ I caught a betta! I betta not drop it! „ ~ When catching a Betta “ I caught a neon tetra! Wasn't hard to track. „ ~ When catching a Neon Tetra “ I caught a rainbowfish! Where's my pot of goldfish? „ ~ When catching a Rainbowfish “ I caught a piranha! Sure hope it was the only one! „ ~ When catching a Piranha “ I caught an arowana! I'd make a joke but I don't 'wana. „ ~ When catching a Arowana “ I caught a dorado! ♪I say "Dorado", you say "Doraydo"♪. „ ~ When catching a Dorado “ I caught a gar! Yar! It's a gar! Har Har! „ ~ When catching a Gar “ I caught an arapaima! How did it get here? Arapaiknow! „ ~ When catching a Arapaima “ Wow! A saddled bichir! And me without my tiny riding crop... „ ~ When catching a Saddled Bichir “ I caught a sturgeon! Wonder if it can perform sturgery... „ ~ When catching a Sturgeon “ I caught a sea butterfly! Try not to confuse it for a sea moth! „ ~ When catching a Sea Butterfly “ I caught a sea horse! But... where's its sea jockey? „ ~ When catching a Sea Horse “ I caught a clown fish! How many can fit in a carfish? „ ~ When catching a Clown Fish “ I caught a surgeonfish! Scalpel! Forceps! Fish hook! „ ~ When catching a Surgeonfish “ I caught a butterfly fish! Did it change from a caterpillar fish? „ ~ When catching a Butterfly Fish “ I caught a Napoleonfish! It's not as big as it thinks! „ ~ When catching a Napoleonfish “ I caught a zebra turkeyfish! Land, air, water—make up your mind! „ ~ When catching a Zebra Turkeyfish “ I caught a blowfish! I'm blown away! „ ~ When catching a Blowfish “ I caught a puffer fish! I thought you would be tougher, fish! „ ~ When catching a Puffer Fish “ I caught an anchovy! Stay away from my pizza! „ ~ When catching an Anchovy “ "I caught a horse mackerel! Of course, mack...er...el. „ ~ When catching a Horse Mackerel “ I caught a barred knifejaw! They must have a hard time eating! „ ~ When catching a Barred knifejaw “ I caught a sea bass! No, wait—it's at least a C+! „ ~ When catching a Sea bass “ I caught a red snapper! It looks pretty dapper! „ ~ When catching a Red Snapper “ I caught a dab! Not bad! „ ~ When catching a Dab “ I caught an olive flounder! That's not the pits! „ ~ When catching a Olive Flounder “ I caught a squid! Do they...not actually "bloop"? „ ~ When catching a Squid “ I caught a moray eel! When you're in love, that's a moray! „ ~ When catching a Moray Eel “ I caught a ribbon eel! Can it tie itself into a bow? „ ~ When catching a Ribbon eel “ I caught a tuna! It's a little off-key! „ ~ When catching a Tuna “ I caught a blue marlin! Listen to this fish. It's got a point. „ ~ When catching a Blue Marlin “ I caught a giant trevally! Yeah, I'm pretty well-trevalled. „ ~ When catching a Giant trevally “ I caught a mahi-mahi! It's all mahine-mahine. „ ~ When catching a Mahi-Mahi “ I caught an ocean sunfish! Good thing I'm wearing ocean sunscreen! „ ~ When catching an Ocean Sunfish “ I caught a ray! A few more and I'll have a tan! „ ~ When catching a Ray “ I caught a saw shark! You could call it a sea saw! „ ~ When catching a Saw Shark “ I caught a hammerhead shark! I hit the nail on the head! „ ~ When catching a Hammerhead Shark “ I caught a great white shark! Watch out for its jaws! „ ~ When catching a Great White Shark “ Thar she blows! I caught a whale shark! I'm tellin' ya, it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big! „ ~ When catching a Whale Shark “ I caught a suckerfish! I thought it was a shark! Oh, wait - now I get it. "Sucker"... „ ~ When catching a Suckerfish “ I caught a football fish! Some countries call it a soccer fish! „ ~ When catching a Football Fish “ I caught an oarfish! I hope I catch morefish! „ ~ When catching a Oarfish “ I caught a barreleye! Like eyeing fish in a barrel! „ ~ When catching a Barreleye “ Blast from the past! I caught a coelacanth! Think positive! Be a coela-CAN! „ ~ When catching a Coelacanth “ I caught a (fish's name)! Gotta keep this up! „ ~ When catching a bug during a Fishing Tourney “ I got some seaweed! I couldn't kelp myself. „ ~ When catching a Seaweed “ got some sea grapes! Can't let these go sour. „ ~ When catching a Sea Grapes “ I got a sea cucumber! It's a bit cumbersome... „ ~ When catching a Sea Cucumber “ I got a sea pig! What's next? Air pigs? „ ~ When catching a Sea Pig “ I got a sea star! Maybe it'll give me an autograph! „ ~ When catching a Sea Star “ I got a sea urchin! Wasn't even 'earchin for it. „ ~ When catching a Sea Urchin “ I got a slate pencil urchin! Its handwriting is gorgeous. „ ~ When catching a Slate Pencil Urchin “ I got a sea anemone! The enemy of my anemone is my afrenome! „ ~ When catching a Sea Anemone “ I got a moon jellyfish! Now to find a sun peanutbutterfish. „ ~ When catching a Moon Jellyfish “ I got a sea slug! It's kinda salty about that. „ ~ When catching a Sea Slug “ I got a pearl oyster! Aw, shucks. Don't clam up now! „ ~ When catching a Pearl Oyster “ I caught a snapping turtle! How can it snap without fingers? „ ~ When catching a Mussel “ I caught a tadpole... It's just a tad small. „ ~ When catching a Tadpole “ I caught a frog! Or it's a new neighbor... and I have some apologizing to do. „ ~ When catching a Frog “ I caught a freshwater goby! Time to go bye-bye! „ ~ When catching a Freshwater Goby “ I caught a loach! It's...looking at me with reproach. „ ~ When catching a Loach “ I caught a catfish! I'm more of a dogfish person... „ ~ When catching a Catfish “ I caught a giant snakehead! Um...but I asked for a medium? „ ~ When catching a Giant Snakehead “ I caught a bluegill! Do you think it calls me "pinklung"? „ ~ When catching a Bluegill “ I caught a yellow perch! Those yellow birds have to sit somewhere! „ ~ When catching a Yellow Perch “ I caught a black bass! The most metal of all fish! „ ~ When catching a Black Bass “ I caught a tilapia! It makes me happy-a! „ ~ When catching a Tilapia “ I caught a pike! Think a swordfish would be up for a duel? „ ~ When catching a Pike “ I caught a pond smelt! Whoever smelt it dealt it! „ ~ When catching a Pond Smelt “ I caught a sweetfish! Hope it's not artificially sweet! „ ~ When catching a Sweetfish “ I caught a char! Now I'm gonna sit on it! „ ~ When catching a Char “ I caught a golden trout! But the real treasure? Friendship. „ ~ When catching a Golden Trout “ OH MY GOSH! I caught a stringfish! Five more and I'll have a guitarfish! „ ~ When catching a Stringfish “ I caught a salmon! It's all upstream from here! „ ~ When catching a Salmon “ WOO-HOO! I caught a king salmon! Checkmate! „ ~ When catching a King Salmon “ I found a cicada shell! I'm glad the little guy came out of it! „ ~ When catching a Cicada Shell “ I caught a mitten crab! One more and I'm ready for winter! „ ~ When catching a Mitten Crab “ I caught a guppy! Welcome to the team, newbie! „ ~ When catching a Guppy “ I caught a nibble fish! Come to think of it, I could use a bite! „ ~ When catching a Nibble Fish “ I caught an angelfish! That other fish told me to do it! „ ~ When catching an Angelfish “ I caught a betta! I betta not drop it! „ ~ When catching a Betta “ I caught a neon tetra! Wasn't hard to track. „ ~ When catching a Neon Tetra “ I caught a rainbowfish! Where's my pot of goldfish? „ ~ When catching a Rainbowfish “ I caught a piranha! Sure hope it was the only one! „ ~ When catching a Piranha “ I caught an arowana! I'd make a joke but I don't 'wana. „ ~ When catching a Arowana “ I caught a dorado! ♪I say "Dorado", you say "Doraydo"♪. „ ~ When catching a Dorado “ I caught a gar! Yar! It's a gar! Har Har! „ ~ When catching a Gar “ I caught an arapaima! How did it get here? Arapaiknow! „ ~ When catching a Arapaima “ Wow! A saddled bichir! And me without my tiny riding crop... „ ~ When catching a Saddled Bichir “ I caught a sturgeon! Wonder if it can perform sturgery... „ ~ When catching a Sturgeon “ I caught a sea butterfly! Try not to confuse it for a sea moth! „ ~ When catching a Sea Butterfly “ I caught a sea horse! But... where's its sea jockey? „ ~ When catching a Sea Horse “ I caught a clown fish! How many can fit in a carfish? „ ~ When catching a Clown Fish “ I caught a surgeonfish! Scalpel! Forceps! Fish hook! „ ~ When catching a Surgeonfish “ I caught a butterfly fish! Did it change from a caterpillar fish? „ ~ When catching a Butterfly Fish “ I caught a Napoleonfish! It's not as big as it thinks! „ ~ When catching a Napoleonfish “ I caught a zebra turkeyfish! Land, air, water—make up your mind! „ ~ When catching a Zebra Turkeyfish “ I caught a blowfish! I'm blown away! „ ~ When catching a Blowfish “ I caught a puffer fish! I thought you would be tougher, fish! „ ~ When catching a Puffer Fish “ I caught an anchovy! Stay away from my pizza! „ ~ When catching an Anchovy “ "I caught a horse mackerel! Of course, mack...er...el. „ ~ When catching a Horse Mackerel “ I caught a barred knifejaw! They must have a hard time eating! „ ~ When catching a Barred knifejaw “ I caught a sea bass! No, wait—it's at least a C+! „ ~ When catching a Sea bass “ I caught a red snapper! It looks pretty dapper! „ ~ When catching a Red Snapper “ I caught a dab! Not bad! „ ~ When catching a Dab “ I caught an olive flounder! That's not the pits! „ ~ When catching a Olive Flounder “ I caught a squid! Do they...not actually "bloop"? „ ~ When catching a Squid “ I caught a moray eel! When you're in love, that's a moray! „ ~ When catching a Moray Eel “ I caught a ribbon eel! Can it tie itself into a bow? „ ~ When catching a Ribbon eel “ I caught a tuna! It's a little off-key! „ ~ When catching a Tuna “ I caught a blue marlin! Listen to this fish. It's got a point. „ ~ When catching a Blue Marlin “ I caught a giant trevally! Yeah, I'm pretty well-trevalled. „ ~ When catching a Giant trevally “ I caught a mahi-mahi! It's all mahine-mahine. „ ~ When catching a Mahi-Mahi “ I caught an ocean sunfish! Good thing I'm wearing ocean sunscreen! „ ~ When catching an Ocean Sunfish “ I caught a ray! A few more and I'll have a tan! „ ~ When catching a Ray “ I caught a saw shark! You could call it a sea saw! „ ~ When catching a Saw Shark “ I caught a hammerhead shark! I hit the nail on the head! „ ~ When catching a Hammerhead Shark “ I caught a great white shark! Watch out for its jaws! „ ~ When catching a Great White Shark “ Thar she blows! I caught a whale shark! I'm tellin' ya, it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big! „ ~ When catching a Whale Shark “ I caught a suckerfish! I thought it was a shark! Oh, wait - now I get it. "Sucker"... „ ~ When catching a Suckerfish “ I caught a football fish! Some countries call it a soccer fish! „ ~ When catching a Football Fish “ I caught an oarfish! I hope I catch morefish! „ ~ When catching a Oarfish “ I caught a barreleye! Like eyeing fish in a barrel! „ ~ When catching a Barreleye “ Blast from the past! I caught a coelacanth! Think positive! Be a coela-CAN! „ ~ When catching a Coelacanth “ I caught a (fish's name)! Gotta keep this up! „ ~ When catching a bug during a Fishing Tourney