User:Say Abracadavre Now/Sandbox4

“	Samurai Jack! Man, it is good to see you, babe. What took you so long? I decimated this village days ago, just for you. Oh wait, this is you, right? I mean who could recognize you with all that gear, and ruggedness, baby? I'll tell you who: Me! Be-bee-ba-boo-bo-da... Scaramouche the Merciless! The Pied-Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, baby! Also known as... Aku's most favorite assassin, babe.	„
	~ Scaramouche introducing himself

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Oh, there it is, babe. The world famous scowl. Well, come on, Sammy baby, whip it out! You know what I'm talking about. That crazy sword of yours. Let's get slicin' and dicin', hackin' and slashin', swingin' and bashin', babe!

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“	You might have destroyed my magic flute, but you cannot destroy the musical magic that is me, babe!	„
	~ Scaramouche after having his flute destroyed

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Dig that beautiful sound, baby!

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Hey babe, I told you, I'm Aku's favorite. No one plays the blades like I do. NO ONE!

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“	Well it's been fun, Jacko, but I've got to move on. Au revoir. That's French for, you're dead babe!	„
	~ Scaramouche after hitting Samurai Jack's blade

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Whoa, what a freak. Looked like a talking penis

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“	Fool! Nothing of this world can harm me. For I am Aku, the Shogun of Sorrow, the Deliverer of Darkness, your new master. And you will bow to me.	„
	~ Aku to The Emperor

“	He is stronger than I remember. But no matter. For you see, little Samurai, the world is mine! My eyes and ears are everywhere, nothing you do will go unseen! Quest as you may, but we will meet again when I see fit, in a time and place of my choosing! And it is I who shall put an end to the war started in that age long past, Samurai Jack! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!	„
	~ Aku to Samurai Jack

“	For eons I have terrorized this land. Every miserable creature trembled at the mere mention of my name. The pitiful people fright before my awesome power. But now, I am openly mocked by these measly urchins. Tales of the Samurai's heroics have spread through the world like a virus, but I will cure the world of this plague of hope. I will unleash such evil that even the most innocent soul will be consumed by terror!	„
	~ Aku

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“	Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.	„
	~ Original Intro for Samurai Jack