User:Cerberusleuth/pp

Homestuck revisions, yaaaaaaayyyy

General Stats

Hax additions

• Dave Strider
  • Whatever this is
  • Can release items based off commands

• Every primary Sburb Player (John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Karkat, Terezi, Sollux, Gamzee, Kanaya, Tavros, Aradia, Nepeta, Vriska, Equius, Eridan, and Feferi) should have Observation (Type 2) due to being able to refuse crude initial joke names and accept actual names, or just outright nuke the naming bar in particular

• High-Godly regen for God-Tiers: Basically comes from God-Tiers such as Vriska being able to come back from falling into a supermassive black hole the size of eternity that destroyed the entire Furthest Ring.

Other Additions

• Dave Strider
  • Quote:

“	Your name is DAVE. It is an UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. Your BEDROOM WINDOW is open to let some air in, and your FAN is cranked. Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings us to your variety of INTERESTS. A cool dude like you is sure to have plenty. You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT. What will you do?	„
	~ Introduction Page

• • Intelligence: Is a semi-skilled rapper, also is popular by making humorous blogs and the iconic Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
  • Equipment: Blue Box, Can of "Apple Juice", two copies of Sburb Beta, towel (formerly damp), Ninja Sword,
• Spades Slick:
  • Equipment: Occam's Razor,
• Rose Lalonde:

“	In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady's invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect. Either that, or flagrant homosexuality.	„
	~ Rose to Dave