Special Rule: Goldfish is sitting on the top of a refrigerator of a family of five's house. They like the goldfish.
Scenario: SCP-MEOW-J comes across a fish bowl with a nummy goldfish in it. The goldfish, is a goldfish, so its stupid behind doesn't run, doesn't even swim, just sits there like a literal buffoon. However, SCP-MEOW-J is hungry. Can MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW eat the goldfish before they MEOW their last MEOW MEOW? Or will it be over for them?