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“	Public Service Announcement and another annoying message from Slim Shady. Due to a massive amount of bootlegging, no thanks to this fucking guy, DJ Whoo Kid, and constant downloading, people are no longer buying CDs so that we can get paid for our fucking work. They are just continuing to get songs for free. Teenagers, older folks, and little fucking brats alike. See, what they do, is they buy computers, strictly pick songs that they like and burn them on to CDs or put them on iPods, causing major decrease in sound scan, putting music retail in a tremendous slump, causing artists such as myself, to make NO money for record sales, and be FORCED to tour, CAUSING MORE STRESS, ARGUMENTS WITH MY WIFE, NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE MY KIDS, DRINK MORE, TAKE MORE PILLS, PUNCH MORE PEOPLE IN THE FACE, HATE THE WORLD, AND END UP IN REHAB! *sigh* This has been a Public Service Announcement and an excuse to vent by Marshall Mathers. Not that I wouldn't have done the same thing if I could get music for free when I was a kid, but now that I rap for a living, BUY MY GODDAMN CDS! But in the meantime, buy this Obie Trice bootleg from DJ Whoo Kid and put more money in his pocket. Thanks	„
	~ Public Service Announcement (2006)

“	This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady. The views and events expressed here are totally fucked, and are not necessarily the views of anyone. However, the events and suggestions that appear on this album are not to be taken lightly. Children should not partake in the listening of this album eith laces in their shoes. Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions. Upon purchasing this album, you have agreed not to try this at home. (A-anything else?) Yeah, don't do drugs	„
	~ Public Service Announcement

“	So to the parents of America, I am the Derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her character! The ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns sent to lead the march right up to the steps of congress and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the flag and replace it with a Parental Advisory sticker, to spit liquor inn the faces of in this democracy of hypocrisy! FUCK YOU, MS. CHENEY! FUCK YOU, TIPPER GORE! FUCK YOU WITH THE FREEST OF SPEECH THIS DIVIDED STATES OF EMBARRASSMENT WILL ALLOW ME TO HAVE! FUCK YOU!	„
	~ The ending of White America

“	*burps* Woo! Hey, how you guys doin'? You want more? Alright! THEN SHUT UP! Shooby doo, Shoody doo, Shooby doo, Shoody doo, Shooby doo, Shoody doo, Shooby doo, Shoody doo, Skibbidy bee bop, Girl, Girl, girl, girl, You're my world, World, world, world, You're my pearl, Pearl, pearl, pearl, You're my world, Woooorld Hey yo, here's a song for the ladies...	„
	~ The Intro to the Album, before the notorious song FACK

“	Sixty thousand people all jumpin' out their seat, the curtain closes, they're throwin' roses at my feet. I take a bow, and thank you all for comin' out, they're screamin' so loud, I take one last look at the crowd, I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seein' "Daddy, its me, help mommy, her wrists are bleedin'" "But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?" "I followed you daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'. You lied to me dad, and now you made mommy sad, and I bought you this coin, it says number one dad, that's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin" "I get the point, fine, me and mommy are goin'" "But baby wait, it's too late dad, you made your choice, now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us, that's what they want, they want you, Marshall, they keep screamin' your name it's no wonder you can't go to sleep. Just take another pill, yeah I bet you you will! You rap about it, yeah word, kid keep it real" I hear a applause, all this time I couldn't see, how could it be, that the curtain is closin' on me! I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it, put it to my brain, scream "die Shady!" and pop it. The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on, crashes, and burns to ashes. That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringing, there's birds singin', it's spring and Hailie's outside swingin'. I walk right up to Kim and kiss her tell her I miss her. Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister almost as if to say...	„
	~ Sample from When I'm Gone

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Tier: 2-A with Constraining Orders

Name: Marshall Bruce Mathers III, Marshall Mathers, Eminem, Slim Shady, Slim

Origin: Eminem

Age: 49

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Classification: American Rapper, Member of D12, (Bad) Influence

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