SCP-789-j

	WARNING FROM RESEARCHERS
	DO NOT FALL IN THE TOILET OR THE BUTT GHOST WILL EAT YOUR BUTT!!! ALSO REMEMBER TO WIPE BECAUSE THATS THE MORAL OF THE STORY!!!

“	im going to eat your butt	„
	~ the butt ghost being scary

background

scp-789-j is a ghost that is a face that lives in toilets and talks to people while they poop. when you poop it goes "no stop aaaa-" and then it stops talking because theres poop in its mouth which is really gross but also really funny. the foundation found it because it kept eating peoples butts and making them into more butt ghosts which is bad because then theres too many butt ghosts.

appearance

• general description: scp-789-j is a ghost that is a face. it lives in toilets and looks up at you from the water.

• facial features: its just a face. a ghost face. in a toilet. looking at your butt.

• clothing/outfit: it doesnt wear clothes because its a ghost face in a toilet duh

• special features: it lives in a toilet and can travel through butts which is super gross

• alternate forms: sometimes it makes other people into butt ghosts too but theyre all lonely

personality

• hungry for butts: the butt ghost really likes eating butts and tells people "im going to eat your butt" all the time

• annoying: it talks to you while you poop which is really annoying because people just want to poop in peace

• lonely: its always lonely because its a butt ghost and nobody wants to be friends with a butt ghost

• dramatic: during interviews it acts all dramatic and makes fart noises like "ffft fart poot poop phbbbt"

relationships

enemies

• researcher james - the only one who can talk to it and he interrogated it like a detective

• researcher jameses dad - he doesnt like the butt ghost and also grounds researcher james sometimes

• everyone who poops - the butt ghost bothers them while they poop

victims

• that one guy - they had to get him a new butt after the butt ghost ate his

• other butt ghosts - it makes them into butt ghosts but theyre all sad

general information

name: scp-789-j

other names: the butt ghost, kte-8544-porcelain (what the goc calls it which sounds way less cool)

origin: scp foundation

first appearance: scp-789-j file log

company: scp foundation

creator: salman corbette

classification: safe class (but still scary)

species: type-z8 poltergeist (fancy word for toilet ghost)

state of being: undead (its a ghost duh)

physiology: ghost physiology (specifically a face ghost)

time period: modern era

timeline: main timeline

current location: researcher jameses toilet

containment status: contained (in the toilet)

status: liquidated (the goc destroyed it with butt lasers)

alignment: chaotic evil (eats butts without permission)

threat level: toilet threat (will eat your butt if you fall in)

legacy: legendary legacy (everyone knows about the butt ghost now)

influence: negative influence (makes people scared to poop)

habitat: toilets

favorite food: butts

codex statistics

grade: b (for butt)

tier: 10-c (its just a face in a toilet)

cardinality: finite

dimensionality: 3-d (but in toilet water)

power source: supernatural (ghost powers)

attack potency: below average human level (its a face that cant really hurt you), butt level against butts (can eat entire butts)

durability: below average human level (gets hurt by poop)

striking strength: none (its just a face)

lifting strength: none (no arms)

travel speed: immobile normally, average human when traveling through butts

attack speed: below average human

reaction speed: average human (reacts to pooping)

stamina: limitless (ghosts dont get tired)

range: below standard melee (can only reach things in the toilet)

intelligence: below average intelligence (just makes fart noises when asked questions)

knowledge: toilet knowledge (knows about toilets and butts)

powers and techniques

incorporeality (its a ghost), immortality (types 1 and 7; its already dead and doesnt age), butt manipulation (can eat butts), possession (travels around in butts), corruption and transmutation (turns other butts into butt ghosts), telepathy (talks to people while they poop), sound manipulation (makes hilarious fart noises)

resistance to physical attacks (ghost), weakness to biological manipulation (poop hurts it) and cleaning (wiping gets rid of it)

equipment

• toilet - where it lives

notable techniques

• butt eating: eats the butts of people who fall in toilets
• butt ghost creation: makes other butts into butt ghosts
• annoying talking: talks to you while you poop
• fart sounds: makes funny fart noises

other

standard tactics: the butt ghost waits in toilets and talks to people while they poop then tries to eat their butts if they fall in

weaknesses:

• gets poop in its mouth when people poop
• wiping makes it go away
• pooping subdues it temporarily
• butt lasers from the goc can destroy it

note: remember to always wipe because thats the moral of the story

explanations

scp-789-j is a really scary ghost that lives in toilets and eats peoples butts. its classified as safe but thats probably because researcher james is really good at containing it in his toilet. the foundation and the goc both tried to destroy it and the goc finally did it with special butt lasers which is really cool but also kinda gross.

miscellaneous feats

butt eatingsurvivalcommunication

• ate someones whole butt when they fell in
• made a guy need a new butt
• turns butts into more butt ghosts

• survived cafeteria burritos
• survived being pooped on multiple times
• only temporarily subdued by pooping

• only researcher james can talk to it
• can make really good fart sounds
• threatens people about eating their butts

trivia

• only researcher james can talk to it which is weird but also cool
• researcher james got grounded after interviewing the butt ghost
• researcher james is only allowed one snack in the afternoon
• the goc called it kte-8544-porcelain which sounds way less scary than butt ghost
• normal lasers dont work because butts

battle records

0-1-0

victorieslossesinconclusive

none (it just eats butts not wins fights)

• the goc - final destruction
  • conditions: four people with butt lasers attacked it
  • location: the toilet
  • note: got liquidated by butt lasers

none

references

• scp-789-j original article
• That's the Joke