Forum - My Deer Friend vs. Kid Wukong: Nokotan vs Son Goku

While I do believe it's fair to say that Goku does have the more battle ready stats, and even more battle experience, I also think that he does not have much of a chance here. In particular, the cartoonish nature of the character and Goku's disposition would make it to where he loses this fight, likely to a frying pan hitting him in the head or something. For starters, her pain tolerance is high enough that nothing he does will truly cause any problems with her, and she'd likely be far more worried about her shoes being messed up and needing to walk around on the pavement ruining her socks, than the pole which hit her in the back. This is presuming that he does smack her with a pole, because he's attempting to turn her into a deer burger. This also leads into the fact that presuming Goku did manage to kill her, she'd be started right back up thanks to the Deer God, and in my opinion this is a huge if because he is likely to fall for her chaotic nature and leave her alone.

Now, Goku does have one win-con, but I don't believe he is going to ever use it under Standard Battle Assumptions. Because he is unlikely to ever drive as a child, he is unlikely to ever run her over after baiting her with the "What if I didn't run" technique, noted by famous YouTuber Markiplier with a 0% success rate for the Deer. HOWEVER, all memes aside, I do believe Nokotan could run herself over because of the nature of her gags, as she's already been shown getting birds to attack her, and dying, thus some of her gags inevitably lead to her own defeat.

So yes, while I do not believe either die, nor do I believe Goku is going to be suffering anything akin to damage against King Piccolo or something else, I think enough wacky shenanigans get them (Nokotan) the win simply from not being able to put her down, falling for her Social Influencing, and/or just dropping it and ordering from Burger Chiefs.

Tl;DR: While Nokotan could end up knocking herself out and giving Goku the win, it is far more likely that Nokotan just does gag power and knocks him out with her antlers. Goku's win-con, of getting her to beat herself, is much less likely. So, I'd honestly say 90-10 Nokotan & Goku.

I regret this thread already.

Posted by GiverOfThePeace on 22 July 2026 at 20:17.

»I regret this thread already.«

Do you regret it deerly

Posted by GiverOfThePeace on 22 July 2026 at 20:17.

»I regret this thread already.«

Don't hoof about it too much, we're your Deerest friends, we doe have your best interest at heart.

Posted by AuroraNyghtLyghts on 22 July 2026 at 20:07.

»While I do believe it's fair to say that Goku does have the more battle ready stats, and even more battle experience, I also think that he does not have much of a chance here. In particular, the cartoonish nature of the character and Goku's disposition would make it to where he loses this fight, likely to a frying pan hitting him in the head or something. For starters, her pain tolerance is high enough that nothing he does will truly cause any problems with her, and she'd likely be far more worried about her shoes being messed up and needing to walk around on the pavement ruining her socks, than the pole which hit her in the back. This is presuming that he does smack her with a pole, because he's attempting to turn her into a deer burger. This also leads into the fact that presuming Goku did manage to kill her, she'd be started right back up thanks to the Deer God, and in my opinion this is a huge if because he is likely to fall for her chaotic nature and leave her alone.

Now, Goku does have one win-con, but I don't believe he is going to ever use it under Standard Battle Assumptions. Because he is unlikely to ever drive as a child, he is unlikely to ever run her over after baiting her with the "What if I didn't run" technique, noted by famous YouTuber Markiplier with a 0% success rate for the Deer. HOWEVER, all memes aside, I do believe Nokotan could run herself over because of the nature of her gags, as she's already been shown getting birds to attack her, and dying, thus some of her gags inevitably lead to her own defeat.

So yes, while I do not believe either die, nor do I believe Goku is going to be suffering anything akin to damage against King Piccolo or something else, I think enough wacky shenanigans get them (Nokotan) the win simply from not being able to put her down, falling for her Social Influencing, and/or just dropping it and ordering from Burger Chiefs.

Tl;DR: While Nokotan could end up knocking herself out and giving Goku the win, it is far more likely that Nokotan just does gag power and knocks him out with her antlers. Goku's win-con, of getting her to beat herself, is much less likely. So, I'd honestly say 90-10 Nokotan & Goku.«

With a more serious wincon noted here, even back when DB was a gag manga it did show it struggles against gag characters (I.E. Arale vs General Blue). So this does make sense as silly as it is.