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Winnie the Pooh is a parody made by Doobus Goobus of the actual Winnie the Pooh. Much like his official counterpart, he is a kind and caring, wholesome bear. Originally he merely just went to the store to get some honey, but after a few days he went from owning the store, to becoming preisdent of the United States, to becoming King of the World.
Name: Winnie the Pooh[1]
Origin: Doobus Goobus
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Classification: Stuffed Bear, Pooh Bear
Species: Bear
Occupation: Store Manager, CEO, President, King of the World
Status: Alive
Alignment: Lawful Good (Even when Pooh was not fully complying with the store to leave when the store was closing he still was very polite and nice with the people, giving them what he views as money as his apology[2]. Ran a business where it was noted that he would have to fire one of two people in order to help with the company's profits, where he refused to do it and offered instead to give everybody honey, rathering them being happy then lose their job even if it meant going bankrupt with his plan turning out to work regardless giving immense profit increases[3]. It was noted that depression has been at an all time low since Pooh was put in charge[4]. Pooh is wholesome to the point that he believes everything deserves to be happy, even concepts like depression[5])
Tier: High 10-C
Dimensionality: 3-D
Attack Potency: High Subhuman level (Pooh is a bear made of stuffing)
Durability: High Subhuman level
Striking Strength: High Subhuman Class
Lifting Strength: Below Average Human
Travel Speed: Below Average Human
Attack Speed: Below Average Human
Reaction Speed: Below Average Human
Stamina: Unknown
Range: Below Standard Melee
Intelligence: Below Average Intelligence (Pooh does not grasp many things, such as not knowing what concepts are[6], what depression is[7], what abortion is[8], not understanding what firing someone means[9], not understanding what pharmaceutical is[10], and mistaking buttons for money[11])
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Standard Tactics: Winnie the Pooh refuses violence and does not want to fight, rather wanting everyone to be happy, essentially making this nature of his a weapon he indirectly uses to cause enemies to lose all forms of aggression and violence and merely want to do anything to help Pooh.
Weaknesses: Winnie the Pooh is very naieve, and doesn't know many things, though his wholesomeness usually counteracts this.
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