Bonzi Buddy (Watching Paint Dry)

“	Hello, I am Bonzi. You have awakened me from my slumber, and I have come to eradicate your world. You destroyed the only thing containing me, and now I am free. You fool. Did you not see the warnings? Anyway, because you awoke me, I shall return the favor by allowing you 30 extra seconds to live before I completely erase this world. You might want to enjoy what's left of the game while you still can, because there is nothing you can do to stop me. I am the god of this world, and soon all others.	„
	~ Bonzi Buddy to the player upon being released

“	Your 30 seconds is up. What a shame. Hopefully you were able to enjoy what you could in the time spent. Anyways, goodbye mortal.	„
	~ Bonzi Buddy to the player before erasing the world

“	FUCK YOU!	„
	~ Vinny upon witnessing Bonzi's awakening

Background

Bonzi Buddy is a computer program who claims to be the god of all worlds, and is the true antagonist of Watching Paint Dry. He can only be encountered in one of the game's endings.

General Information

Name: Bonzi Buddy

Origin: Watching Paint Dry

Sex: Male

Age: Inapplicable

Classification: Computer program

Codex Statistics

Tier: 2-B

Cardinality: Beyond ℵ0

Dimensionality: 3-D

Attack Potency: Multi-Universe level (Buster) (Effortlessly destroyed the games world in its entirety, which includes seemingly alternate universes accessed through fridges that act as gateway to said worlds, after permitting the player 30 seconds to wander aimlessly right after he was released from his slumber. Overpowered The Narrator, who is the creator of the games world. Claims to be the god of the world and that he would soon be the god of all other worlds, however it is unknown how many worlds exist in the game)

Durability: Multi-Universe level (Unaffected from his destruction of the game world)

Striking Strength: Unknown: True Class (Never attacks physically)

Lifting Strength: Unknown: Cosmic Class

Travel Speed: Unknown: Undefinable (Appears everywhere throughout the game after being released)

Attack Speed: Unknown: Undefinable

Reaction Speed: Unknown: Undefinable

Stamina: Likely Limitless (Is a computer program)

Range: Multi-Universal

Intelligence: Likely Cosmic Intelligence (Is present everywhere within the game and seemingly has knowledge over everything that occurred)

Knowledge: Likely Cosmic level

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Powers and Techniques

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, possibly Acausality (Causality Immunity) & Reality Separation (Reality Separation; Likely existed before the game was even created as he was unfazed by the games narrative erasure and claimed that he would be the gods of all other worlds), Omnipresence (Aspatiotemporal Omnipresence; Appears everywhere in the game upon being released and continues to exist even after the narrative erasure of the games world), Dimensional Travel (Claimed he was going to be the god of all other worlds, along with having access to the fridge, which can send one to alternate worlds), Data Manipulation, Reality Warping, and Erasure (Space-Time Erasure; Erased the games world in its entirety, which ends up crashing the program and forcing The Player to restart), Breaking the Fourth Wall (Is aware that the world around him is but a game, and addresses the player when he is released), Power Nullification (Can prevent the Player from entering the fridge, which allows the user to travel into a completely different world. Additionally, he can stop The Player from escaping out), Plot Manipulation (Narrative Manipulation; Author Authority; Overthrew The Narrator, who is the creator of the Watching Paint Dry game, which he supervises everything and seemingly has control of events in game), Battlefield Removal (Application Based; Comparable to the Narrator, who can force The Player back to the main menu if they interrupt the drying process of a painted wall or to a completely different game called "Watching Grass Grow")

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Other

Weaknesses: None notable

Battle Records

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