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|-|1={{Quote|Welcome to Hawthorn. I am Julian Slowik. And tonight it will be our pleasure to feed you. Over the next few hours, you will ingest fat, salt, sugar, protein, bacteria, fungi, various plants, and animals -- at times entire ecosystems -- at a brisk but fair pace. We hope you find it musical, actually. But I wonder if you could all do one thing for me. '''Do not eat'''. Taste. Savor. Relish. Consider every morsel you place in your mouth and stomach. Be mindful. '''But do not eat'''. Our menu tonight is far too precious.|Julian asking his customers to not eat}}
|-|2={{Quote|The next course is called “Memory.” That’s what it’s meant to evoke -- a memory. Let me tell you one of mine. When I was a child growing up in Waterloo, Iowa, Tuesday was taco night. Taco Tuesday! This is my mother. As you can see, she is quite drunk. When I was seven years old, one Tuesday my father came home, also quite drunk. Not unusual. Mother grew angry and screamed at him. At which point he proceeded to wrap a telephone cord around her neck and pull it tight. I wept. I wept very hard and begged him to stop. He ignored me. To make him stop, I finally had to stab him in the thigh with kitchen scissors. You remember that mother, don’t you? We thought he might leave us for good. But he stayed in our home. And from that point forward, and until his death, we never exchanged a single word to each other. His mere presence brought unspeakable agony. '''I should have stabbed him in his fucking throat that evening'''! It was, as you can imagine, a very memorable taco night.|Julian talking about his past}}
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|-|3={{Quote|Oh, no. We’re all going to die tonight. Isn’t that right?|Julian talking to his staff}}
|-|4={{Quote|Excellent question. I deserve to die because I’ve wasted my life. I thought I was an artist, but instead I see I’ve been slavishly trying to please people who can never be pleased -- starting with her. Now, at the peak of my powers, all I see is that my food turns instantly to shit inside a rich man’s stomach.|Julian explaining why he deserves to die}}
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|-|5={{Quote|Do you hear that silence? Listen. Can you hear it? That silence means... I’m free.|Julian after killing Doug Verrick}}
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|-|1={{Quote|Crime doesn't pay, especially if they don't pay for gas|Darkwing}}
|-|2={{Quote|Nope. It's not like I have to get the D; I don't even know what it does! '''But it pisses me off!''' I feel like an ass! I can't let that go! I feel like I've been fooled! It's like a '''test''' from the game programmers! A challenge! Like, you put that D there, and '''I'm gonna figure out how you intend I get to it!''' I believe this is possible. All I gotta do is bounce on one of these penguins. Why would it be so difficult?! You know why? The penguins don't come when you're anywhere near the D. No, you gotta walk '''WAY''' out there before they start coming, and at that point they're so fast ya lose 'em! Ah! I'll stun 'em with my gun, '''then''' bounce off 'em! I just gotta get one of them over to the D...! Fuck... (wheeze) fuck! I give up. There's a whole game ahead of me. Fuck the D; the D '''can suck my dick!'''|[[The Nerd (AVGN)|The Nerd]] trying to get the D}}
|-|3={{Quote|I've been playin' on "Normal Mode". I'm changin' it to "Easy". Huh. "Easy" and "Normal". Should be called "Hard", and '''"FUCKING BULLSHIT"!'''|[[The Nerd (AVGN)|The Nerd]] mad at how hard the game is}}
|-|4={{Quote|So where does Darkwing Duck fall on the scale? I'd say somewhere around... here. Of course that means there are games that are worse, but from what I've seen so far, Darkwing Duck is the '''WORST''' game on the TurboGrafx-16. Being the worst at something is quite an achievement. I'm the fuckin' Nerd, I'll see ya next time|[[The Nerd (AVGN)|The Nerd]]}}
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==Background==
==Background==
'''Darkwing Duck''' is the main protagonist of the ''Darkwing Duck'' Turbografx-16 video game. Steelbeak has recruited some of St. Canard's dangerous criminals to help to build an ultimate crime weapon. As a result, S.H.U.S.H. requires the help of Darkwing Duck to stop them. There are few clues, except a picture of the criminals looking at stolen artwork. Darkwing must bring Steelbeak to justice by scouring the city to find jigsaw puzzle pieces that reveal the villain's location.
==Statistics==
==Statistics==
'''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''9-B'''
'''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''10-B''', '''9-C''' with a Knife and Kitchen Scissors
'''Name:''' Darkwing Duck
'''Name:''' Julian Slowik, Chef
'''Origin:''' Darkwing Duck (Turbografx-16)
'''Origin:''' The Menu (2022 Movie)
'''Sex:''' Male
'''Sex:''' Male
'''Age:''' 20's - 30's
'''Age:''' Unknown (Appears to be in his 30's - 40's)
'''Classification:''' Anthropomorphic Mallard Duck, Detective, Superhero, Father
'''Classification:'''
'''[[Status]]:''' '''Alive'''
'''[[Status]]:''' '''Deceased''' ([https://imgur.com/a/5fYNGpF Killed himself by the end of the movie])
'''[[Alignment]]:''' '''Neutral Good''' (Darkwing fights to protect people but is willing to use violence)
'''[[Alignment]]:''' '''Lawful Evil''' (The only people he killed were either people who were bad people, made him mad, they were his servants who were okay with it, or he even told them ahead of time in the case of Tyler. He even gave them multiple chances to escape as well. However, he was fine with letting Erin go as she reminded him of what made cooking fun)
'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Wall level''' ([https://youtu.be/ojA95EPBFgY?t=115 Can harm those who can harm him]. [https://youtu.be/ojA95EPBFgY?t=690 Defeated a giant robot version of himself])
'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Human level''' (Is just a normal human), '''Peak Human level''' with a Knife and Kitchen Scissors (Although he has never used them in combat)
'''[[Durability]]:''' '''Wall level''' ([https://youtu.be/ojA95EPBFgY?t=81 Can tank hits from massive slugs])
'''[[Durability]]:''' '''Human level''' (Although he has a tolerance to pain)
'''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic''' ([https://youtu.be/kxkeGwZbHSA?t=184 Can dodge Megavolt's electricity] [https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Lina_Shields/Speed_of_Electricity which should be this fast]), likely '''FTL''' ([https://youtu.be/4pJJHWyiVZs?t=1083 Can dodge lasers])
'''[[Range]]:''' '''Standard Melee''', '''Tens of Meters''' with the Gas Gun and Bombs
'''[[Range]]:'''
'''[[Intelligence]]:''' '''Gifted''' (Managed to solve a puzzle and defeat a robot version of himself)
'''[[Intelligence]]:'''
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===[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]===
===[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]===
[[Superhuman Physical Characteristics]]
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===[[Standard Equipment]]===
===[[Standard Equipment]]===
Gas Gun - Darkwing's main weapon in the game
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Painting Pieces
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Extra Continues
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Red Bomb
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Extra Darkwings
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Invincibility
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Health Egg
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===Other===
===Other===
Latest revision as of 21:52, 29 November 2022
"Mature Content"
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“
Welcome to Hawthorn. I am Julian Slowik. And tonight it will be our pleasure to feed you. Over the next few hours, you will ingest fat, salt, sugar, protein, bacteria, fungi, various plants, and animals -- at times entire ecosystems -- at a brisk but fair pace. We hope you find it musical, actually. But I wonder if you could all do one thing for me. Do not eat. Taste. Savor. Relish. Consider every morsel you place in your mouth and stomach. Be mindful. But do not eat. Our menu tonight is far too precious.
„
~ Julian asking his customers to not eat
“
The next course is called “Memory.” That’s what it’s meant to evoke -- a memory. Let me tell you one of mine. When I was a child growing up in Waterloo, Iowa, Tuesday was taco night. Taco Tuesday! This is my mother. As you can see, she is quite drunk. When I was seven years old, one Tuesday my father came home, also quite drunk. Not unusual. Mother grew angry and screamed at him. At which point he proceeded to wrap a telephone cord around her neck and pull it tight. I wept. I wept very hard and begged him to stop. He ignored me. To make him stop, I finally had to stab him in the thigh with kitchen scissors. You remember that mother, don’t you? We thought he might leave us for good. But he stayed in our home. And from that point forward, and until his death, we never exchanged a single word to each other. His mere presence brought unspeakable agony. I should have stabbed him in his fucking throat that evening! It was, as you can imagine, a very memorable taco night.
„
~ Julian talking about his past
“
Oh, no. We’re all going to die tonight. Isn’t that right?
„
~ Julian talking to his staff
“
Excellent question. I deserve to die because I’ve wasted my life. I thought I was an artist, but instead I see I’ve been slavishly trying to please people who can never be pleased -- starting with her. Now, at the peak of my powers, all I see is that my food turns instantly to shit inside a rich man’s stomach.
„
~ Julian explaining why he deserves to die
“
Do you hear that silence? Listen. Can you hear it? That silence means... I’m free.
Alignment:Lawful Evil (The only people he killed were either people who were bad people, made him mad, they were his servants who were okay with it, or he even told them ahead of time in the case of Tyler. He even gave them multiple chances to escape as well. However, he was fine with letting Erin go as she reminded him of what made cooking fun)
