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|-|1={{Quote|Welcome to Hawthorn. I am Julian Slowik. And tonight it will be our pleasure to feed you. Over the next few hours, you will ingest fat, salt, sugar, protein, bacteria, fungi, various plants, and animals -- at times entire ecosystems -- at a brisk but fair pace. We hope you find it musical, actually. But I wonder if you could all do one thing for me. '''Do not eat'''. Taste. Savor. Relish. Consider every morsel you place in your mouth and stomach. Be mindful. '''But do not eat'''. Our menu tonight is far too precious.|Julian asking his customers to not eat}}
|-|2={{Quote|The next course is called “Memory.” That’s what it’s meant to evoke -- a memory. Let me tell you one of mine. When I was a child growing up in Waterloo, Iowa, Tuesday was taco night. Taco Tuesday! This is my mother. As you can see, she is quite drunk. When I was seven years old, one Tuesday my father came home, also quite drunk. Not unusual. Mother grew angry and screamed at him. At which point he proceeded to wrap a telephone cord around her neck and pull it tight. I wept. I wept very hard and begged him to stop. He ignored me. To make him stop, I finally had to stab him in the thigh with kitchen scissors. You remember that mother, don’t you? We thought he might leave us for good. But he stayed in our home. And from that point forward, and until his death, we never exchanged a single word to each other. His mere presence brought unspeakable agony. '''I should have stabbed him in his fucking throat that evening'''! It was, as you can imagine, a very memorable taco night.|Julian talking about his past}}
|-|3={{Quote|Oh, no. We’re all going to die tonight. Isn’t that right?|Julian talking to his staff}}
|-|4={{Quote|Excellent question. I deserve to die because I’ve wasted my life. I thought I was an artist, but instead I see I’ve been slavishly trying to please people who can never be pleased -- starting with her. Now, at the peak of my powers, all I see is that my food turns instantly to shit inside a rich man’s stomach.|Julian explaining why he deserves to die}}
|-|5={{Quote|Do you hear that silence? Listen. Can you hear it? That silence means... I’m free.|Julian after killing Doug Verrick}}
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==Background==
==Background==
==Powers and Stats==
==Statistics==
'''[[DebatesJungle Tiering System|Tier]]:''' At least '''High 8-C''', likely far '''higher'''
'''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''10-B''', '''9-C''' with a Knife and Kitchen Scissors
'''Name:''' Baron Ham
'''Name:''' Julian Slowik, Chef
'''Origin:''' FAKE TYPE
'''Origin:''' The Menu (2022 Movie)
'''Gender:''' Male
'''Sex:''' Male
'''Age:''' Unknown
'''Age:''' Unknown (Appears to be in his 30's - 40's)
'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' At least '''Large Building level''' ([https://youtu.be/qCZzkylgIkI?t=169 Would have fought against BEELZEBUZ] [https://youtu.be/qCZzkylgIkI?t=97 who shook many buildings and is taller then them]. [https://youtu.be/qCZzkylgIkI?t=148 Destroyed a bunch of files in a explosion]. [https://youtu.be/H8EfQF4Jg3I?t=61 Can easily one shot a group of humans and reduce them to what seems like nothing].), likely far '''higher''' ([https://youtu.be/EIbH2mmwqWA?t=185 Mined a Mini Sun])
'''[[Status]]:''' '''Deceased''' ([https://imgur.com/a/5fYNGpF Killed himself by the end of the movie])
'''[[Alignment]]:''' '''Lawful Evil''' (The only people he killed were either people who were bad people, made him mad, they were his servants who were okay with it, or he even told them ahead of time in the case of Tyler. He even gave them multiple chances to escape as well. However, he was fine with letting Erin go as she reminded him of what made cooking fun)
'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
'''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:''' '''Subsonic''' ([https://youtu.be/Jt8QqOOAwsE?t=153 Fast enough to appear as a blur])
'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Human level''' (Is just a normal human), '''Peak Human level''' with a Knife and Kitchen Scissors (Although he has never used them in combat)
'''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic''' ([https://youtu.be/H8EfQF4Jg3I?t=110 Capable of reflecting bullets])
'''[[Striking Strength]]:''' At least '''Large Building Class''', likely far '''higher'''
'''[[Durability]]:''' At least '''Large Building level''' ([https://youtu.be/EIbH2mmwqWA?t=305 Could survive a explosion]), likely far '''higher''' ([https://youtu.be/EIbH2mmwqWA?t=252 Unaffected by the heat of a Mini Sun])
'''[[Stamina]]:''' High
'''[[Range]]:'''
'''[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]:'''
'''[[Standard Equipment]]:''' A cane and a microphone
'''[[Intelligence]]:'''
'''Standard Tactics:''' Varies on what the situation is. [https://youtu.be/H8EfQF4Jg3I?t=37 If he is dealing with bounty hunters, he will simply kill them]. If he is dealing with a monster, he will either kill them [https://youtu.be/Jt8QqOOAwsE?t=118 or smoke a cigarette]. [https://youtu.be/EIbH2mmwqWA?t=72 If he is dealing with a normal human however, they will try to use] [[Social Influencing]]
'''Weaknesses:'''
'''[[Durability]]:''' '''Human level''' (Although he has a tolerance to pain)
'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' At least '''Large Building level''' ([https://youtu.be/qCZzkylgIkI?t=175 Fought against BEELZEBUZ] [https://youtu.be/qCZzkylgIkI?t=97 who shook many buildings and is taller then them]. [https://youtu.be/qCZzkylgIkI?t=148 Destroyed a bunch of files in a explosion]. [https://youtu.be/Jt8QqOOAwsE?t=109 Can easily one shot a bunch of monsters and reduce them to what seems like nothing].), likely far '''higher''' ([https://youtu.be/EIbH2mmwqWA?t=185 Mined a Mini Sun])
'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
'''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:''' '''Subsonic''' ([https://youtu.be/Jt8QqOOAwsE?t=153 Fast enough to appear as a blur])
'''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic'''
'''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic''' ([https://youtu.be/Jt8QqOOAwsE?t=160 Can dodge bullets])
'''[[Lifting Strength]]:''' '''Class M''' ([https://youtu.be/qCZzkylgIkI?t=185 Restrained BEELZEBUZ who is taller than buildings]), '''Unknown''' with [[Telekinesis]]
'''[[Striking Strength]]:''' At least '''Large Building Class''', likely far '''higher'''
'''[[Durability]]:''' At least '''Large Building level''' ([https://youtu.be/EIbH2mmwqWA?t=305 Could survive a explosion]), likely far '''higher''' ([https://youtu.be/EIbH2mmwqWA?t=252 Unaffected by the heat of a Mini Sun])
'''[[Stamina]]:''' High
'''[[Range]]:'''
'''[[Range]]:'''
'''[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]:'''
'''[[Standard Equipment]]:'''
'''[[Intelligence]]:'''
'''[[Intelligence]]:'''
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'''Standard Tactics:''' Varies on the situation. [https://youtu.be/Jt8QqOOAwsE?t=109 Against monsters, she was willing to simply kill them]. Against Bounty Hunters, [https://youtu.be/H8EfQF4Jg3I?t=146 she used a form of reality warping and telekinesis]. Against BEELZBUZ, [https://youtu.be/qCZzkylgIkI?t=182 she threw spears at him] [https://youtu.be/qCZzkylgIkI?t=185 and restrained him]
File:Maxrult.jpg|On the official art of FAKE STYLE
File:Fake style 2.jpg|On the official art of FAKE STYLE II
File:0 (2).jpg|On the official art of Urban Caravan
File:E845704bed4e6b57ea1ebecec479d825.828x828x1.jpg|On the official art of BEELZEBUZ
File:Game of dice.jpg|On the official art of GAME OF DICE
File:LyteCache.jpg|On the official art of FAKE LAND
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|}
==Battle Records==
==Battle Records==
'''Notable Victories:'''
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|-|Victories=
None.
'''Notable Losses:'''
|-|Losses=
None.
'''Inconclusive Matches:'''
|-|Inconclusive=
None.
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{{Discussions}}
{{Discussions}}
Latest revision as of 21:52, 29 November 2022
"Mature Content"
This character or verse has mature themes and concepts, thus those of young age are ill-advised to look through these.
“
Welcome to Hawthorn. I am Julian Slowik. And tonight it will be our pleasure to feed you. Over the next few hours, you will ingest fat, salt, sugar, protein, bacteria, fungi, various plants, and animals -- at times entire ecosystems -- at a brisk but fair pace. We hope you find it musical, actually. But I wonder if you could all do one thing for me. Do not eat. Taste. Savor. Relish. Consider every morsel you place in your mouth and stomach. Be mindful. But do not eat. Our menu tonight is far too precious.
„
~ Julian asking his customers to not eat
“
The next course is called “Memory.” That’s what it’s meant to evoke -- a memory. Let me tell you one of mine. When I was a child growing up in Waterloo, Iowa, Tuesday was taco night. Taco Tuesday! This is my mother. As you can see, she is quite drunk. When I was seven years old, one Tuesday my father came home, also quite drunk. Not unusual. Mother grew angry and screamed at him. At which point he proceeded to wrap a telephone cord around her neck and pull it tight. I wept. I wept very hard and begged him to stop. He ignored me. To make him stop, I finally had to stab him in the thigh with kitchen scissors. You remember that mother, don’t you? We thought he might leave us for good. But he stayed in our home. And from that point forward, and until his death, we never exchanged a single word to each other. His mere presence brought unspeakable agony. I should have stabbed him in his fucking throat that evening! It was, as you can imagine, a very memorable taco night.
„
~ Julian talking about his past
“
Oh, no. We’re all going to die tonight. Isn’t that right?
„
~ Julian talking to his staff
“
Excellent question. I deserve to die because I’ve wasted my life. I thought I was an artist, but instead I see I’ve been slavishly trying to please people who can never be pleased -- starting with her. Now, at the peak of my powers, all I see is that my food turns instantly to shit inside a rich man’s stomach.
„
~ Julian explaining why he deserves to die
“
Do you hear that silence? Listen. Can you hear it? That silence means... I’m free.
Alignment:Lawful Evil (The only people he killed were either people who were bad people, made him mad, they were his servants who were okay with it, or he even told them ahead of time in the case of Tyler. He even gave them multiple chances to escape as well. However, he was fine with letting Erin go as she reminded him of what made cooking fun)
