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<tabber> |-|Mother 2/Earthbound={{#tag:tabber|{{!}}-{{!}}Porky Minch=[[File:Pokey Clay Model.png|thumb|400px]] {{Quote|[[Ness]], let's be friends again. Please answer me. I promise to be good. ...uh...okay... Hah! I lied! See you, sucker!|Porky cutting ties with his best and only friend}} {{Quote|Ness, you're so lucky... I envy you. I have no luck. But, Ness... well, okay...Let's be friends forever, all right?|Porky in Ness's Magicant}} {{Quote|Come and get me, loser! Spankety, spankety, spankety!|Porky's message to Ness at the end of the game}} {{!}}-{{!}}Heavily Armored=[[File:Imageedit 18 4325852313.png|thumb|400px]] {{Quote|Heh heh heh heh. You must really be at the end of your rope. In this bizarre dimension, you four are the only force fighting for justice...And here you stand, waiting to be burned up with all the rest of the garbage of this universe...Haaaaah! That's so sad. I can't help but shed a tear. You know, my heart is beating incredibly fast. ...I must be experiencing absolute terror! Do you want to scream for help here in [[Giygas|the dark]]?! Ha ha ha ha ha! Why not call your mommy, Ness! Say, "Mommy! Daddy! I'm so frightened! I think I'm gonna wet my pants!" I know you have telepathy, or something, so just try and call for help, you pathetically weak heroes of so-called justice! No one will help you now! Ha ha ha haah...}} {{Quote|Ness! Now, I...well...it's going to seem like I'm running away. But perhaps I'll just sneak away to another era to think about my next plan. It's a good bet that we'll see each other again... All right! I'll be seeing you! So now which one of us do you think is the cool guy?!|Porky to Ness after Giygas's defeat}}}} |-|Mother 3={{#tag:tabber|{{!}}-{{!}}Sprite=[[File:PorkySprite.png|thumb|center|600px]] {{Quote|*cough* *wheeze* *cough* Come a little closer so I can see [[Lucas|your]] face better... Oh, is that what you look like? I was the one who brought you here. A traveler who journeyed to and from past and future. I'm the most clever, most charming, and most trouble-making boy ever... Master Porky Minch! I welcome you once again, you weak hangers-on pretending to be the last survivors of this world! Spankety, spankety, spankety! Ahahahahaha! *cough* *cough*... *wheeze* *wheeze* You resorted to blanking your memories to create a new world where humanity's past failures would never be repeated... How stupid can you be?! No matter how much you change the rules, no matter how much you refuse to admit defeat, in the end, creatures known as "people" will always sign their own death warrant by acting out of stupidity and evil. And then... mankind will be gone for good. You could've been happy, if only you would've done as I did and obediently, selfish desires of a great hero... *wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze* *gasp* *gasp* Why is it you struggle to cling to life with such puny minds, pitiable bodies, and feeble hearts? Well, no matter. The curtain is about to fall on this pathetic little play of yours. Because, soon, the power of power will be mine. The world and everything in it has been my oyster so far, and now I'll end it all by acquiring the ultimate power. Heheheh heheh. Aha ahahaha ahahahahahaha. *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* Whew... Though everything so far has been fun and games, I've given you many a concession. I was bored out of my mind and wanted to play something more thrilling, you see. But now, since we're face-to-face like this, I won't hold anything back. [[Claus (Mother 3)|My slave]]... My lifeless son will pull the final needle for me. And, the moment he does, [[Dark Dragon|the Dragon]] should awaken and do as I want. At which time, I assume you fools will turn into garbage or dust or something and finally disappear for good. Ahahaha... I'll admit this is kind of sad. But I would be crushed under the weight of boredom if it were any other way. *wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* Do you understand now? Do you understand the sadness Master Porky bears, now that he's godlike? Ahahaha. Aha ahahahaha. *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*|Porky upon meeting the main cast}} {{Quote|Oh! You love your little dramatic plays, so this couldn't have come at a better time for you! It seems that the seventh and final Needle has just been located deep underground, below here. (...) Waha... Waha... Wahahahahaha! I assume you want to pull it too, right, Lucas? Why not and go check it out then? I'm even being fair enough to tell you where it is. That really will make this game all the more fun! But I think I will use my shortcut to give myself a head start, if you don't mind! Ahahahahahahaha! *cough* *cough* *cough* *wheeze* *wheeze* *gasp* *gasp* Bring it on! If you can catch me that is! Here, you can use this elevator all you want! Spankety, spankety, spankety! *wheeze* *gasp*|Porky when the final needle was found, and before dropping the main cast down into the Cave}} {{Quote|Stop! Stop! Stop right there~! *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* This really is no time for games anymore. I don't feel like letting you go any further. If you're after the Needle, then don't worry. My adorable little monster is on its way to it as we speak. *wheeze* *wheeze* *gasp* *gasp* (...) Huh? That monster's name is Claus? '''It's name was Claus?!''' That almost sounds like a person's name! But now it's my robot. Not even a fragment of life remains inside it. It's Master Porky's slave robot! It does whatever I say! It acts on my will alone. It's my double. It doesn't know anything about who you are! *cough* *cough*|Porky before battling the main cast}} {{!}}-{{!}}In Battle=[[File:PorkyMinchInBattle.png|thumb|center|1000px]] {{Quote|Let me fill you in on something. No matter how much you attack me, I'll never die. Even if I somehow wind up beaten, I'll never die. Bet you didn't know that, did you?}} {{Quote|I've gone through time and space so many times that I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1000 years old, or even 10,000 years old. But, despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it? Does it make you laugh? *cough* *wheeze* '''Are you laughing at me?!'''}} {{Quote|If the Dragon wakes up, it might end up destroying everything and extinguishing all life. Even so... Ahaha aha ahahaha ahahahahahaha! *cough* *gasp* *cough* Even so, I'll be alive. Me and the Dragon will be the only things left alive in the whole wide world! I'm more than ready for that possibility! Ahaha ahahahahaha! *cough* *cough* *gasp *wheeze*}} {{Quote|Thank you for playing along with me all the way to the end like this. I'm actually a pretty nice guy, wouldn't you say? Aha ahaha.}} {{Quote|!? ...What did Porky do!?|Text callback to Giygas}} {{!}}-{{!}}Absolutely Safe Capsule=[[File:Absolutely Safe Capsule 2.png|thumb|400px]] {{Quote|With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everyone who won't like me is gone.}} {{Quote|I'll never die. I'll never die, nor will I ever be beaten... but it appears my machine has run out of energy for the moment. Ahaha. Lucas... You haven't won, just so you know. I'm going to duck inside this "Absolutely Safe Capsule" for the time being. When I'm inside, no attack will have any effect on me whatsoever. I'm sure you're thinking "Yeah, right. There's no such thing as 'absolutely'..." But there is such a thing... And it's this! The Absolutely Safe Capsule I trick Dr. Andonuts and the Mr. Saturns into making for me! '''Me! ME! All for me!''' *cough* *cough*|Porky before sealing himself into the Absolutely Safe Capsule}} {{Quote|Inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Porky is sticking his out at you. Because Porky is sealed inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule, the battle is, by definition, over.|The end of the battle against Porky}}}} </tabber>
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{{Quote|<i>In his youth, when his wife's realm of Yotia had still sparkled in the sun, a man named Rusko had told Urza that a man had many souls throughout his life, and that after death each soul was judged according to its deeds.
 
 
Urza had outlived his souls. The sylex had blasted him out of judgment's hands. No penance would ever dull the ache of failure.
 
'''All that remained was vengeance.'''</i>}}
{{Quote|Centuries ago, one man’s vengeance plunged the world into ice and darkness.|''Urza's Ruinous Blast'' flavor text}}
==Background==
==Background==
'''Porky Minch''' (Also known as '''Pokey Minch''' in Earthbound due to a translation error) is a secondary antagonist of Earthbound/Mother 2, along with being the main antagonist of Mother 3.
==Statistics==
'''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:''' | '''2-A'''


==Powers and Stats==
'''Name:''' Urza, Chief Artificer, Lord High Artificer, Lord Protector, Planeswalker, Powerstone Prodigy and Prince of Kroog (when he was younger), the Blind Seer, Academy Headmaster (Non-canon)
'''[[DebatesJungle Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''Unknown''' physically. '''8-B''' with his Spider Mech | '''10-C''' physically. '''8-B''' with his Bed Mech.


'''Name''':  
'''Origin:''' [[Magic: the Gathering]]


'''Origin''': [[Mother]]
'''Sex:''' Male


'''Gender''': Male
'''Age:''' 4,205 at the time of his death


'''Age''':
'''Classification:''' Human Planeswalker, Artificer, Founder and Leader of the Nine Titans


'''Classification''': Ness's Neighbor, Bully, Giygas's right hand man | Tyrant, Manchild, King of New Porky City, Time Traveler
'''[[Status]]:''' '''Deceased''' (Sacrificed himself to activate the Legacy Weapon to kill Yawgmoth once and for all)


'''[[Attack Potency]]''': '''Unknown''' physically (Hasn't demonstrated any feats that would put him on the level of the other characters). '''City Block level''' with his Spider Mech (Fought against [[Jeff Andonuts|the]] [[Paula|Cho]][[Ness|sen]] [[Poo (Mother)|four]] alongside [[Giygas]], but the specifics out who hit who and/or what is unknown and Porky was monologing most of the time) | '''Below Average Human level''' physically (Porky is a frail old man-child due to the effects of excessive time travel, becoming unable to properly move on his own, and cannot speak that much without gasping for air). '''City Block level''' with his Bed Mech (Should be comparable, if not superior to his Spider Mech. Fought against [[Lucas|the]] [[Kumatora|main]] [[Duster|cast]] at their end game peaks)
'''[[Alignment]]:''' '''Chaotic Evil''' (Despite the role of protagonist and being Dominaria's savior, Urza is an extremely unethical and mentally ill man. Had an entire war with Mishra over the Mightstone, destroying the ecosystem of an entire continent in the process. Once the resources of said continent were depleted, he moved on to the continent of Argoth. Upon realizing that Phyrexia had corrupted Mishra, Urza rang the Golgothian Sylex, which killed thousands and started a new ice age. Upon awakening his Planeswalker spark, instead of using his powers to restore the damage he dealt, he instead seeked vengeance on Phyrexia. Populated the Tolarian Academy by abducting children across the plane, turning them into soldiers that would fight against Phyrexia under Urza's will. When that failed, Urza made many families across Dominaria breed to make more heroes to fight against Phyrexia. When founding the Nine Titans, [https://scryfall.com/card/pls/22/confound?utm_source=mw_MTGWiki he deliberately enlisted Tevesh Szat so that after Szat killed 3 of the Nine Titans, Urza had a "reason" to use Szat as a bomb]. Upon entering Phyrexia, he bowed to it due to how perfect the machinery was)


'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''(3+2)-D''' ([https://scryfall.com/card/bro/59/one-with-the-multiverse?utm_source=mw_MTGWiki Became one with the multiverse], which has an additional temporal dimension due to the existence of time streams)


'''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:'''  
'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Hyper Multiverse level''' ([https://scryfall.com/card/brc/79/urzas-ruinous-blast Shook the multiverse] and became [https://scryfall.com/card/bro/59/one-with-the-multiverse?utm_source=mw_MTGWiki one with it] which includes [https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/details.aspx?name=Retether reaching into an infinite number of time streams], each acting as an additional temporal dimension on the multiverse. Fused with the Mightstone and the Weakstone, which help power up a weapon Urza built, the Legacy, which completely destroyed [[Yawgmoth]], Widely regarded as one of the most powerful planeswalkers in existence, making him comparable, if not superior to [[Nicol Bolas]], who [http://mythicspoiler.com/war/cards/singlecombat.html is a threat to the multiverse] and is able to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0SqgSKO9GE&t=213s remake the entire multiverse in his image])


'''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:'''  
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'''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:'''  
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'''[[Lifting Strength]]:'''  
'''[[Lifting Strength]]:'''  


'''[[Striking Strength]]:'''  
'''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:'''
 
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'''[[Durability]]:'''  
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'''[[Stamina]]:'''  
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'''[[Range]]:'''  
'''[[Range]]:'''  


'''[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]''': <tabber> |-|Mother 2/Earthbound= |-|Mother 3=
'''[[Intelligence]]:'''
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===[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]===
<tabber>
|-|Pre-Sylex=
'''[[Superhuman Physical Characteristics]]'''
|-|Post-Sylex (Planeswalker Spark Ignited)=
All previous powers, '''[[Planeswalker Physiology]]''' (Prime, 5-Color; Primary in blue, but [https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/185044717983/im-super-happy-with-the-interesting-design-of learns the other colors of magic])
</tabber>
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===[[Standard Equipment]]===
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===Notable Techniques===
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===Other===
 
'''Standard Tactics:'''


'''[[Standard Equipment]]:'''  
'''Weaknesses:'''  


'''[[Intelligence]]:'''
==Trivia==


'''Weaknesses:'''
==References==


'''Key''': '''Earthbound/Mother 2''' | '''Mother 3'''
==Gallery==


==Battle Records==
==Battle Records==
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|-|Victories=
None.


'''Notable Victories:'''
|-|Losses=
 
None.
'''Notable Losses:'''


'''Inconclusive Matches:'''
|-|Inconclusive=
None.
</tabber>

Latest revision as of 04:21, 1 December 2022

In his youth, when his wife's realm of Yotia had still sparkled in the sun, a man named Rusko had told Urza that a man had many souls throughout his life, and that after death each soul was judged according to its deeds.


Urza had outlived his souls. The sylex had blasted him out of judgment's hands. No penance would ever dull the ache of failure.

All that remained was vengeance.

Centuries ago, one man’s vengeance plunged the world into ice and darkness.
~ Urza's Ruinous Blast flavor text

Background

Statistics

Tier: | 2-A

Name: Urza, Chief Artificer, Lord High Artificer, Lord Protector, Planeswalker, Powerstone Prodigy and Prince of Kroog (when he was younger), the Blind Seer, Academy Headmaster (Non-canon)

Origin: Magic: the Gathering

Sex: Male

Age: 4,205 at the time of his death

Classification: Human Planeswalker, Artificer, Founder and Leader of the Nine Titans

Status: Deceased (Sacrificed himself to activate the Legacy Weapon to kill Yawgmoth once and for all)

Alignment: Chaotic Evil (Despite the role of protagonist and being Dominaria's savior, Urza is an extremely unethical and mentally ill man. Had an entire war with Mishra over the Mightstone, destroying the ecosystem of an entire continent in the process. Once the resources of said continent were depleted, he moved on to the continent of Argoth. Upon realizing that Phyrexia had corrupted Mishra, Urza rang the Golgothian Sylex, which killed thousands and started a new ice age. Upon awakening his Planeswalker spark, instead of using his powers to restore the damage he dealt, he instead seeked vengeance on Phyrexia. Populated the Tolarian Academy by abducting children across the plane, turning them into soldiers that would fight against Phyrexia under Urza's will. When that failed, Urza made many families across Dominaria breed to make more heroes to fight against Phyrexia. When founding the Nine Titans, he deliberately enlisted Tevesh Szat so that after Szat killed 3 of the Nine Titans, Urza had a "reason" to use Szat as a bomb. Upon entering Phyrexia, he bowed to it due to how perfect the machinery was)

Dimensionality: (3+2)-D (Became one with the multiverse, which has an additional temporal dimension due to the existence of time streams)

Attack Potency: Hyper Multiverse level (Shook the multiverse and became one with it which includes reaching into an infinite number of time streams, each acting as an additional temporal dimension on the multiverse. Fused with the Mightstone and the Weakstone, which help power up a weapon Urza built, the Legacy, which completely destroyed Yawgmoth, Widely regarded as one of the most powerful planeswalkers in existence, making him comparable, if not superior to Nicol Bolas, who is a threat to the multiverse and is able to remake the entire multiverse in his image)

Durability:

Striking Strength:

Lifting Strength:

Travel Speed:

Combat Speed:

Reaction Speed:

Stamina:

Range:

Intelligence:


Powers and Abilities


Standard Equipment


Notable Techniques


Other

Standard Tactics:

Weaknesses:

Trivia

References

Gallery

Battle Records

None.

None.

None.