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{{Quote|<i>You are ARCHAGENT JACK NOIR. You oversee various affairs of a DARK KINGDOM. Presently you are determining how to deal with [[Dad Egbert|this prisoner]], who has been a thorn in your side since he was apprehended.
{{Quote|Both complement and antithesis to his older brother [[Urza]], Mishra also mastered the intricacies of artifice. It was Mishra’s strength that first gave rise to the massive Phyrexian war engines on Dominaria, and it was his weakness that pushed him, Urza, and Dominaria itself to the point of annihilation.|Description from Vanguard}}
|-|Phyrexian=
[[File:MishraPhyrexian.png|center|750px]]
{{Quote|You’ve let yourself grow old, and your light is dimming. Shall we talk one last time, or must I slay you now?|Mishra to Urza}}
{{Quote|Mishra was gone — all that remained was a machine wearing his face.}}
|-|Merged with the Phyrexian Dragon Engine=
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{{Quote|<i>The Mishra machine had recovered from the avalanche and was now charging up the hill, its dragon head screaming. Urza looked up and saw his brother's face, half-torn from the metallic skull beneath, and wept for him.


You view the affairs of the kingdom through a series of FENESTRATED WALLS. You have three walls, nearly enough to form a CUBICLE OF VIGILANCE, which is a full and proper enclosure for an agent of your stature.


However, much to your utter contempt, your FOURTH WALL was stolen some time ago.</i>|Introduction page}}
"His brother is close to him. It could be triggered by a kind of sympathetic resonance between the two. Maybe it takes more than one person focused, some heightened emotional state—or could it be the proximity of Phyrexian technology," Kaya said.
|-|3x Prototyped/Jackspers Noirlecrow=
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{{Quote|<i>Meanwhile on Derse below, the Black Queen again insisted that Jack Noir abide by the dress code. He refused, and the queen threatened him. He picked up Jade's package to John, removed what was inside, and used it to slice her ring finger off. He then killed the Black Queen, put on the ring, and donned the full upgrade supplied by the three prototypings.


He then became Jackspers Noirlecrow, which is a name I just made up now.</i>|[[Andrew Hussie]]}}
"What else?" Kaya asked.
|-|4x Prototyped/Bec Noir=
 
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"Tears. Lots of tears. Urza never cried. He's so . . . human, here," she replied.
{{Quote|ITS DEFECTIVE GENES PROBABLY MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOUR SESSION TO BE SUCCESSFUL SORT OF LIKE ITS REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM WAS DAMAGED. WHAT SHOULD BE FERTILE GROUND FOR YOUR NEW UNIVERSE TO GROW WAS REPLACED BY A MASSIVE BOMB RIGGED TO BLOW UP YOUR WHOLE SESSION. PROBABLY JUST ONE OF MANY SYMPTOMS OF A SICK UNIVERSE. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ACTUALLY DID ANYTHING WRONG YOU WERE FIGHTING AGAINST THE DISEASE THAT WAS ALWAYS INHERENT IN YOUR REALITY THE ONE I GAVE IT. BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S LIKE A NORMAL DISEASE. NOT LIKE A CELLULAR MUTATION THAT'S OUT OF CONTROL. THE CANCER TOOK A SPECIFIC FORM, LIKE A COMPLICATED SERIES OF TERRIBLE EVENTS RATHER THAN FAULTY CELL DIVISION. IT WAS AN EVENTUALITY IN YOUR UNIVERSE THAT WAS INEVITABLE, THAT WE ALL UNWITTINGLY HELPED MAKE HAPPEN ALL CONCENTRATED THROUGH THE ACTIONS OF ONE HOSTILE AGENT IN THE SYSTEM, WITH AN INSTINCT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IT HATED AND THEN GIVEN THE POWER TO DO SO. AND UNLIKE A NORMAL DISEASE, IT WOULDN'T GRADUALLY KILL ITS HOST FROM WITHIN. THE CANCER LEFT THE BODY, CHASED OUT, AS IF BY AN IMMUNE SYSTEM. BUT THE PROBLEM IS IT WASN'T ANY LESS DEADLY ON THE OUTSIDE AND NO LESS DETERMINED TO FINISH THE JOB. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE IT COULD BE. WHAT'S WAITING FOR US AT THE END OF THE COUNTDOWN. JACK WAS EXPELLED FROM YOUR SESSION SOMEHOW HE THEN METHODICALLY DESTROYED ALL OUR PLANETS, PROSPIT AND DERSE, AND TRIED TO WIPE US ALL OUT. SO THAT WE COULDN'T DO THE SAME THING TO HIM AGAIN BUT HE WAS ALWAYS SAVING HIS TRUE TARGET FOR LAST. '''THE ONE HE HATED MOST. JACK WAS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE DISEASE ALL ALONG. NOIR IS THE CANCER. IT'S HIM.'''|Karkat to Jade}}
 
{{Quote|[[Vriska Serket|YOU]] MADE AN UNBEATABLE BOSS IS WHAT YOU DID. THE IDIOT YOU CALL THE [[Jade Harley|JADE HUMAN]] WENT AHEAD AND PROTOTYPED [[Becquerel|HER FREAK OF A LUSUS]], WHILE YOU DECIDED TO TAKE A NAP FOR SOME REASON RATHER THAN DOING WHAT A LEADER IS SUPPOSED TO DO AND STOP HER FROM BEING SO FUCKING RETARDED. YOUR VERSION OF JACK, WHO YOU WERE SOMEHOW DUMB ENOUGH TO ENTRUST WITH THE QUEEN'S RING, BECAME ESSENTIALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE. HE THEN WENT ON A RAMPAGE THROUGH YOUR POINTLESS SESSION, WHICH HILARIOUSLY, WAS ALREADY A LOST CAUSE EVEN BEFORE THIS HAPPENED! I AM JUST BESIDE MYSELF WITH THE SPECTACULAR BREADTH OF YOUR FAILURE. AND IF THIS WASN'T BAD ENOUGH YOUR "SOLUTION" LATER WOULD BE TO OPEN A RIFT IN SOME GLORIOUS GESTURE OF MEANINGLESS SUICIDE. AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW BUT THE RIFT YOU OPENED ENABLED HIM TO ENTER OUR SESSION, JUST AS WE WERE ABOUT TO CLAIM OUR PRIZE. AND NOW WE'RE THE ONES WHO HAVE TO FUCKING DEAL WITH HIM! SO THANKS A LOT, SHIT HEAD.|Karkat to Vriska after she prototyped Jack with Becquerel}}
The Mishra machine had attained the hilltop now, and its serpent head loomed high above them. Mishra was grinning, the smile half-flesh and half-steel. It was the grin of a man triumphant.
 
Mishra was screaming something.
 
A flash at the base of the bowl—
 
A flash at the base of the bowl—
 
A flash at the base—
 
A flash—
 
<big>'''"STOP!"'''</big></i>}}
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==Background==
==Background==
==Statistics==
==Statistics==
'''Key:''' '''Base''' | '''3x Prototyped/Jackspers Noirlecrow''' | '''4x Prototyped/Bec Noir'''
'''Key''': '''Human''' | '''Phyrexian'''


'''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''9-A''' | At least '''8-A''', '''higher''' with the Red Miles and Reckoning | '''High 2-B''', '''higher''' with the Red Miles
'''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:'''  


'''Name:''' Jack Noir | Jackspers Noirlecrow, Sovereign Slayer | Bec Noir, the Demon, the Cancer, "Bad Dog, Worst Enemy", Dog Jack, Jacquerel
'''Name:''' Mishra, Artificer Prodigy, Eminent One, Excavation Prodigy (When he was young), Tamer of Mak Fawa | Mishra, Claimed by [[Gix]], Lost to Phyrexia


'''Origin:''' [[MS Paint Adventures|Homestuck]]
'''Origin:''' [[Magic: the Gathering]]


'''Sex:''' Male
'''Sex:''' Male


'''Age:''' Unknown
'''Age:''' Possibly 64 by the time of his death
 
'''Classification:'''


'''Classification:''' Renegade Pawn, Dersite Agent |
'''[[Status]]:''' '''Deceased'''
 
'''[[Alignment]]:'''  


'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
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Latest revision as of 04:37, 6 December 2022

Both complement and antithesis to his older brother Urza, Mishra also mastered the intricacies of artifice. It was Mishra’s strength that first gave rise to the massive Phyrexian war engines on Dominaria, and it was his weakness that pushed him, Urza, and Dominaria itself to the point of annihilation.
~ Description from Vanguard
You’ve let yourself grow old, and your light is dimming. Shall we talk one last time, or must I slay you now?
~ Mishra to Urza
Mishra was gone — all that remained was a machine wearing his face.
The Mishra machine had recovered from the avalanche and was now charging up the hill, its dragon head screaming. Urza looked up and saw his brother's face, half-torn from the metallic skull beneath, and wept for him.


"His brother is close to him. It could be triggered by a kind of sympathetic resonance between the two. Maybe it takes more than one person focused, some heightened emotional state—or could it be the proximity of Phyrexian technology," Kaya said.

"What else?" Kaya asked.

"Tears. Lots of tears. Urza never cried. He's so . . . human, here," she replied.

The Mishra machine had attained the hilltop now, and its serpent head loomed high above them. Mishra was grinning, the smile half-flesh and half-steel. It was the grin of a man triumphant.

Mishra was screaming something.

A flash at the base of the bowl—

A flash at the base of the bowl—

A flash at the base—

A flash—

"STOP!"

Background

Statistics

Key: Human | Phyrexian

Tier:

Name: Mishra, Artificer Prodigy, Eminent One, Excavation Prodigy (When he was young), Tamer of Mak Fawa | Mishra, Claimed by Gix, Lost to Phyrexia

Origin: Magic: the Gathering

Sex: Male

Age: Possibly 64 by the time of his death

Classification:

Status: Deceased

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Dimensionality: 3-D

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