The Great Mighty Poo

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“	Ahem Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat you little twat? Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear. How d'you think I keep this lovely grin? Have some more caviar. Now I'm really getting rather mad. You're like a niggly, tickly, shitty little tag nut. When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt! (Conker) Your butt. My butt! (Conker) Your butt. That's right my butt! (Conker) Errr... My butt! (Conker) Errr... My buuuuuuutt!	„
	~ The Great Mighty Poo song

Background

The Great Mighty Poo is a big opera-singing, Sweet Corn-eating pile of sludgy fecal matter who appeared in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live & Reloaded as the boss of the Sloprano chapter. His lair is the interior of Poo Mountain.

When Conker first entered Poo Mountain's interior, a Dung Beetle flew right into Conker; the Dung Beetle informed him that there was "something really bad" in the mountain. The Great Mighty Poo had taken the Dung Beetle's friends, Tezza and Bazza, and had killed them by dragging them into the liquid poo. Conker, however, in hopes of finding the alleged cash in the area, still ventures onward and meets some Sweet Corn. At that moment, the Great Mighty Poo orders anyone who is hearing him to bring him some Sweet Corn. Conker, not knowing where the voice originated from, does what he says and knocks out the Sweet Corn with his weapon, carries them to a platform and throws them into the center pool. In a parody of Jaws, the Sweet Corn is floating in the pool and looks around, followed by some unknown creature attacking it from below. After throwing in all of the Sweet Corn in the area, the Great Mighty Poo dramatically emerges from the center pool, places the last piece of Sweet Corn into his mouth to operate as a makeshift tooth, and begins to sing his song.

During the battle, the Great Mighty Poo will pull blobs of fecal matter from his body and hurl them at Conker. To defeat the Great Mighty Poo, Conker must use the three Context-Sensitive Pads to throw rolls of toilet paper into his mouth while he takes a break from throwing poo blobs to sing. Conker must throw one roll of toilet paper into the Great Mighty Poo's mouth for the first phase of the battle, two for the second, and three for the third. Upon the end of a phase, the Great Mighty Poo will disable the use of the Context-Sensitive Pad that Conker had previously used, forcing Conker to move on to the next one. Upon the end of the third phase, the Great Mighty Poo will sing an incredibly loud baritone note, causing a pane of glass inside the mountain to shatter, giving Conker access to a pull handle. Upon pulling it, Conker will cause the Great Mighty Poo to get "flushed" to death through the central pit, giving access to the Uga Buga chapter of the game.

General Information

Name: The Great Mighty Poo

Origin: Conker’s Bad Fur Day

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Living Feces

Species: Unknown

Occupation: None

Status: Deceased (Was flushed down by Conker)

Alignment: Neutral Evil (Attempted to kill Conker during his boss fight)

Codex Statistics

Tier: 9-B

Cardinality: Finite

Dimensionality: 3-D

Attack Potency: Wall level (Can harm Conker)

Durability: Wall level

Striking Strength: Wall Class

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Travel Speed: Unknown (The Great Mighty Poo’s form of movement is forming around in his own area of feces)

Attack Speed: Supersonic (Can tag Conker, who can dodge an intercontinental ballistic missile, which travel at speeds greater then 3200 km/h, and avoid multiple bullets shot at him)

Reaction Speed: Supersonic

Stamina: Unknown (As a sentient form of feces, it's unknown if he can get tired)

Range: Tens of Meters through sheer size, Tens of Meters via throwing his feces

Intelligence: Average Intelligence (A living sentient form of feces that is a talented opera singer)

Knowledge: Journeyman level

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Powers and Techniques

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Human Achievements (Is a talented opera singer), Large Size (Supersize), Inorganic Physiology (Is a sentient being of feces), Body Control & Natural Weaponry (Can take pieces of his feces and throw it at the opponent), Pseudo-Teleportation (Can travel around anywhere there’s feces), Pseudo-Fragrance Manipulation (As living feces the smell he gives off is naturally rather unpleasant, with Conker needing to use a gas mask when walking in it), Possible Regeneration (Low-High; As a living being of feces who can take pieces of his own body off and throw it at his opponent, he should be able to regenerate as long as he has feces around)

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Other

Standard Tactics: The Great Mighty Poo will rip parts of its feces off and throw it at the opponent while traveling around through feces.

Weaknesses: Toilet Paper clogs his mouth and water, along with flushing him.

Battle Records

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