User:Say Abracadavre Now/Sandbox2

“	Nope. It's not like I have to get the D; I don't even know what it does! But it pisses me off! I feel like an ass! I can't let that go! I feel like I've been fooled! It's like a test from the game programmers! A challenge! Like, you put that D there, and I'm gonna figure out how you intend I get to it! I believe this is possible. All I gotta do is bounce on one of these penguins. Why would it be so difficult?! You know why? The penguins don't come when you're anywhere near the D. No, you gotta walk WAY out there before they start coming, and at that point they're so fast ya lose 'em! Ah! I'll stun 'em with my gun, then bounce off 'em! I just gotta get one of them over to the D...! Fuck... (wheeze) fuck! I give up. There's a whole game ahead of me. Fuck the D; the D can suck my dick!	„
	~ The Nerd trying to get the D

“	I've been playin' on "Normal Mode". I'm changin' it to "Easy". Huh. "Easy" and "Normal". Should be called "Hard", and "FUCKING BULLSHIT"!	„
	~ The Nerd mad at how hard the game is

“	So where does Darkwing Duck fall on the scale? I'd say somewhere around... here. Of course that means there are games that are worse, but from what I've seen so far, Darkwing Duck is the WORST game on the TurboGrafx-16. Being the worst at something is quite an achievement. I'm the fuckin' Nerd, I'll see ya next time	„
	~ The Nerd

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Name: Darkwing Duck

Origin: Darkwing Duck (Turbografx-16)

Sex: Male

Age: 20's - 30's

Classification: Anthropomorphic Mallard Duck, Detective, Superhero, Father

Status: Alive

Alignment: Neutral Good (Darkwing fights to protect people but is willing to use violence)

Dimensionality: 3-D

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