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“	This planet is now under the control of Lord Hater!	„
	~ Peepers announcing Hater's takeover of a planet.

“	NO! No "Raah!" YOU ARE GOING TO SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND BEHOLD MY ULTIMATE PLAN TO STOP DOMINATOR!!	„
	~ Peepers ordering Lord Hater to watch his plan to stop Lord Dominator in

“	You are strong. You are evil. You are tall.	„
	~ His tape mix

“	That's what happens when you send a pig and a machine to do an eyeball's job.	„
	~ Peepers after defeating the bounty hunters

“	Sylvia: Don't worry, buddy, I'm comin'! Peepers: Not this time, zbornak. Sylvia: You don't understand. The ring's a fake. Peepers: Enough tricks! It's go time. RAAAAAHHHHH!! Sylvia: Grop darn it, we don't have time for-- Oh, who am I kiddin'? I've been so lookin' forward to this. AAAAAAHHHHH!!	„
	~ Syliva and Peepers talking to eachother in The Battle Royale

“	Sylvia: I'm trying to tell you, there's no ring of invincibility! It's just a con! Peepers: How do I know you saying it's a con isn't a con? Sylvia: I was ready to get off this stinkin' rock and leave you jerks here to destroy each other. But then he ran off without thinking, even though I told him not to... Peepers: ...and threw himself into a dangerous situation without any kind of plan or exit strategy... Sylvia: ...and left me behind to save his... Peepers: ...save his butt and clean up his mess! Sylvia and Peepers: Do you have any idea what it's like to have a fool for a friend?!	„
	~ Sylvia and Peepers talking about the current situation

“	Lord Hater: Emperor Awesome, you're going to pay for this! Peepers: With money. Hope you got good insurance, buster.	„
	~ Lord Hater and Peepers after Emperor Awesome crashes into the Skull Ship

“	'Oh, yeah? I'm a nerd? Well, that's fine. 'Cause nerds use their brains. I set goals for myself, and then, through education and hard work, I figure out ways to achieve them. What have you got, Awesome? Hmmm? Arm bands, a hot tub? Ha! One day, you'll wake up and realize all you've got is a bunch of ugly clothes, no real friends, and as a villain, you're a failure!	„
	~ Commander Peepers to Emperor Awesome

“	What's the point? It's done. He's gone, moved on, kicked old Peepers to the curb. Probably doesn't even remember I exist. But you know what? I'm glad. Lord Hater never really cared about conquering the universe in the first place. He just wanted to be popular. Well, that is fine by me! I can handle this by myself, 'cause some of us still care about things like galactic domination!	„
	~ Peepers after Hater goes out to party for days

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♪ Commander Peepers ♪

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Powers and Stats

Tier: High 5-A, likely High 4-C

Name: Commander Peepers, Peepers, Mr. Peepers, C-Peeps, C.P., Squinty, Angry Little Smart Guy, Nerd, Pipsqueak, Optic Nerd

Origin: Wander Over Yonder

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Alien, Watchdog

Attack Potency: Dwarf Star level, likely Large Star level

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Massively FTL+

Combat Speed: Massively FTL+

Reaction Speed: Massively FTL+

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Dwarf Star Class, likely Large Star Class

Durability: Dwarf Star level, likely Large Star level

Stamina: Superhuman

Range: Standard Melee Range, Hundreds of Meters with Laser Guns, Planetary with Mind Manipulation

Powers and Abilities:

Standard Equipment: 

Optional Equipment: Frostonium Ray, a Radioactive Power-Absorbing Crystal, Gauntlets, and The Planetary Mind Combobulator.

Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius

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Weaknesses:

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