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“	...I didn't study time travel for twenty cycles to end up as a blasted nut cart operator. I joined up to save the world!	„
	~ Cavendish

“	Where's my limo? Where's my fish tank? Where's my attractive partner?	„
	~ Balthazar Cavendish

“	I'm not looking at animals you doltish snack hound! I'm looking for the boy whose thwarted our mission time and time again - the enemy agent.	„
	~ Balthazar Cavendish in We're Going to the Zoo

“	Did you know I used to play concert piano? I could have had an entirely different career! A different life. But instead, here I am. With you.	„
	~ Balthazar Cavendish to Dakota

“	As per usual, I'll do the adult thing... and meddle with the time-space continuum no matter what the consequences.	„
	~ Balthazar Cavendish

“	Dakota: Ah, you know, that was just a theory. I don't know that he's an actual agent. I thought m... Cavendish: Of course he is! Who else could undermine our every effort with such precision? Dakota: Soccer mom, a slight wind, a... Cavendish: Oh yes. Dakota: ...a potted plant maybe. Cavendish: Go ahead. Mock me. Dakota: I am. Cavendish: But, when I figure out how to thwart the boy who's been sent to thwart us, I am going to double reverse thwart him back. Dakota: I bet we don't even see him this time. Cavendish: Five American dollars says we do. Dakota: Forget that. If I win, you stuff your pants full of pistachios and dance to the zoo song. I will accompany. Cavendish: And the reverse if I win? Dakota: Sure, as if I wouldn't do that anyway. Cavendish: Eh, that's true.	„
	~ Dakota and Cavendish talking to eachother

Background

Balthazar Cavendish is a major character appearing in Milo Murphy's Law. They are time traveler who is best friends with Vinnie Dakota. Despite their best efforts, they are stuck failing a job as a Pistachio guardian.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-B

Name: Balthazar Tiberius Cavendish, Balthazar Cavendish, Cavendish

Origin: Milo Murphy's Law

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Human, Time Traveler, Alien Refuse Engineer

Attack Potency: Wall level (Can harm Vinnie Dakota)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Superhuman (Can keep up with Milo Murphy)

Combat Speed: Superhuman

Reaction Speed: Superhuman

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Wall Class

Durability: Wall level

Stamina: Average

Range: Standard Melee Range, Universal+ with Time Travel

Powers and Abilities:

Standard Equipment: Time Travel machines.

Intelligence: Above Average (Spent years learning how to be a time agent)

Standard Tactics: While they don't fight that much, they time traveled in order to kill Derek with orange soda.

Weaknesses: Normal Human Weaknesses. Is willing to break the rules of time.

Gallery

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  Riding on a Go Kart

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  Starting his friendship with Dakota

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  Looking at a map

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  Dakota stealing his candy

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  Writing in his book

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  Headshot of Cavendish

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“	♪ We’re going to the zoo ♪ ♪ We’re going to the zoo ♪ ♪ And then we’re gonna see some animals! ♪ ♪ We’re going to the zoo ♪ ♪ We’re going to the zoo ♪ ♪ And then we’re gonna see some animals ♪	„
	~ We're Going to the Zoo

“	Dakota: You're gonna laugh. You died a couple hundred times, and each time, I changed the time stream to come back and save you, and each time, that's created another Dakota, and since there's... there's only supposed to be one of us in any one timeline, the extras had to go somewhere. So... we found this island. Dakota Paradox 1: Look! It's Cavendish! Dakota Paradox 2: Cavendish?! Dakota Paradox 3: Cavendish, wow! Is it really him?! Dakota Paradox 4: Cavendish! Dakota Paradox 5: Hey, check out my tattoo of your hat! Dakota Paradox 6: Try some orange soda. Cavendish: You... You really sacrificed yourself hundreds of times for me? Dakota: Yeah. Whatta ya gonna do? Y... You're Cavendish. Cavendish: Oh, my dear Dakotas, I want to thank you for what you all have done. Dakota Paradoxes: Whatta ya gonna do?	„
	~ Dakota revealing to Cavendish that he reset the timeline hundreds of times

“	I know, but you don't know what we do! Going where you don't want to go, cleaning up messes you don't want to clean up. Risking our lives, losing our lives! Look at this man! Do you know how many times he has laid down his life for this job? Crushed by steamrollers, devoured by raccoons, milked to death! All for you! You would not believe how many serious rules I've broken, and timelines I've altered, to go back and save him, and, uh, and the defence rests.	„
	~ Dakota revealing he reset the timeline hundreds of times to the judge

“	I could [do something]. And I am. I'm eating pistachios. And now I'm playing the harmonica. Oh great, now it's clogged.	„
	~ Vinnie Dakota

“	If you're still alive can we go home now?	„
	~ Vinnie Dakota

“	Dakota: Ah, you know, that was just a theory. I don't know that he's an actual agent. I thought m... Cavendish: Of course he is! Who else could undermine our every effort with such precision? Dakota: Soccer mom, a slight wind, a... Cavendish: Oh yes. Dakota: ...a potted plant maybe. Cavendish: Go ahead. Mock me. Dakota: I am. Cavendish: But, when I figure out how to thwart the boy who's been sent to thwart us, I am going to double reverse thwart him back. Dakota: I bet we don't even see him this time. Cavendish: Five American dollars says we do. Dakota: Forget that. If I win, you stuff your pants full of pistachios and dance to the zoo song. I will accompany. Cavendish: And the reverse if I win? Dakota: Sure, as if I wouldn't do that anyway. Cavendish: Eh, that's true.	„
	~ Dakota and Cavendish talking to eachother

Background

Vinnie Dakota is a major character appearing in Milo Murphy's Law. They are time traveler who is best friends with Balthazar Cavendish. They take their with little seriousness and acts care free.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-B

Name: Vinnie Dakota, Dakota

Origin: Milo Murphy's Law

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Human, Time Traveler, Alien Refuse Engineer

Attack Potency: Wall level (Harmed Derek)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Superhuman (Can keep up with Milo Murphy)

Combat Speed: Superhuman

Reaction Speed: Superhuman

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Wall Class

Durability: Wall level

Stamina: Average (While he was called out of shape once, he was able to outrun the pistachions)

Range: Standard Melee Range, Universal+ with Time Travel

Powers and Abilities:

Standard Equipment: Time Travel machines.

Intelligence: Average (He's far more care free than Cavendish and willing to do stupid stuff), possibly higher (His clones ran a entire island although it took hundreds of clones)

Standard Tactics: Leads with physicals but also time travel depending on the situation.

Weaknesses: Normal Human Weaknesses. Is willing to break the rules of time.

Gallery

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  Telling his story to Dr. Doof

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  Dakota island

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  Having a corn dog

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  Starting his friendship with Cavendish

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  Headshot of Dakota

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  Building a card tower

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