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| ==Introduction==
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| This is what the Homestuck profiles would be like if [[User:Cerberusleuth|Sleuth]]'s proposals go through
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| <tabber> |-|Caliborn=[[File:1610428874919.png|thumb|400px]] {{Quote|<i>I HAVE PORED OVER EVERY NAUSEATING VERSE. IT HAS BEEN A TRUE EXERCISE IN AGONY. FEW COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING.
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| BECAUSE I'M NOT THE IDIOT KID I USED TO BE. NOW I KNOW. THAT WHAT IT TAKES FOR ME TO LEARN AND GROW STRONGER.
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| WHEN WEAKNESS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
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| '''OR TO SUFFER. FOREVER. UNTIL NO ONE ELSE EXISTS.'''
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| '''WHO IS STRONGER THAN ME.'''</i>|Caliborn}} |-|God-Tier=[[File:Caliborn_god_tier_(1).gif|right|400px]] {{Quote|<i>I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.
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| '''I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.'''</i>|}}
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| |-|Post-Collide=[[File:A6a6a5 caliborn s masterpiece by zal cryptid d8pja3k-fullview.jpg|thumb|center|700px|Credit to [https://www.deviantart.com/zal-cryptid/art/A6A6A5-CALIBORN-S-MASTERPIECE-526619360 Zal-Cryptid]]] {{Quote|<i>NEVERMIND. I KNOW WHO [[John Egbert|YOU]] ARE.
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| IT WAS FORETOLD. BY THE MASTERPIECE I MADE. WHEN I WAS BUT A BOY.
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| I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YOU JUST INTERRUPTED A GROUNDBREAKING INTERPRETIVE ART PIECE.
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| IT WAS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND. PERFORMED ONLY ONCE. AND MADE MORE VALUABLE FOR ITS RARENESS.
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| (...) I SAID SHUT UP. IT’S RUDE TO TALK THROUGH THE OVERTURE.
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| BUT DON’T WORRY. ALTHOUGH YOU MISSED MY VERY IMPORTANT DANCE DEMONSTRATION.
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| WHICH WAS AN UNPRECEDENTED ACT OF GENIUS. AND NOT AT ALL EMBARRASSING.
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| NOW YOU WILL PARTICIPATE IN SOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT.
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| BY NOW, SURELY MANY HAVE WITNESSED MY MASTERPIECE.
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| AS IT HAS CIRCULATED THROUGH THE BLACK VEINS. OF THE DARK WEB.
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| TRILLIONS HAVE WITNESSED ITS MAJESTY. HATERS AND FOOLS ALIKE.
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| AND THEY HAVE BEEN RENDERED '''AGOG'''.
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| BY MY ART VIRTUOSITY. MY CLAYSMANSHIP. AND MY WRESTLING MOVES.
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| BUT NOW. THE TIME HAS COME.
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| FOR EVERYONE TO SHUT UP ABOUT HOW GREAT MY MASTERPIECE WAS.
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| '''FOR YOU ALL TO</i> BECOME <i>MY MASTERPIECE!'''</i>}} |-|Lord English=[[File:LordEnglish2.gif|thumb|400px|]]{{Quote|<i>GIRL.
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| DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?
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| '''WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?'''</i>}} </tabber>
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| ==Background== | | ==Background== |
| '''Caliborn''' is the true antagonist of Homestuck. He is one of the two Cherub Sburb players, alongside of his sister, [[Calliope]]. With burning hatred for his sister, he hired [[Lord Jack|an alternate version of Jack Noir]] to kill her, prevailing in the battle of the two, then begins his quest of LOCAM (Land of Colors and Mayhem) to begin his quest for godhood.
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| By swiftly taking his own life on his quest bed, he ascends to God-Tier shortly afterwards: Becoming the Lord of Time. From thereon, he begins to mess with the narrative until confronted by [[John Egbert]]. After being defeated by John, Caliborn continues his quest to Godhood, defeating Yaldaboath, and gaining his treasure. By destroying the grandfather clock and absorbing the Juju's power, he becomes an ascended God-Tier, beginning his "masterpiece", where he summons the beta and alpha kids.
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| After sealing the former away in the juju (and then banishing the treasure to the Furthest Ring, making it extremely difficult to be found), he proceeds to stomp the latter until [[Jake English]] used the field of hope to knock him down, [[Equius Zahhak|Arquius]] making a suprise appearence to hold him down, and [[Dirk Strider]] to start to extract his soul from his body. Allowing this to happen, Caliborn allows the soul of himself, Arquiusprite, and one half of Gamzee Makara to be sealed in to Lil' Cal, then travel all the way back in time, allowing to plant the seeds of his existence into unsuspecting people, allowing himself to will himself into existence once the universe is destroyed, becoming '''Lord English''', an indestructible demon that proceeds to destroy all of existence to secure his own.
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| ==Powers and Stats== | | ==Powers and Stats== |
| '''[[Tiering System|Tier]]''': '''9-A''' physically. '''8-A''' with weapons | At least '''2-C''', likely '''2-A''' | At least '''2-C''', likely '''2-A''', possibly '''far higher''' | '''Low 1-A'''
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| '''Name''': Caliborn, undyingUmbrarage (screen name) | Lord of Time | The Lordling, "Kid/Young Lord English" | Lord English ("LE" for short), Angel of Double Death, Lord of Time, Father Time, Invisible/Unseen Riddler, the "Anti-Narrative"
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| '''Origin''': [[Homestuck]]
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| '''Age''': 11 "units" | As before | In his 20s or 30s (Claims to be an adult) | Older than time and the narrative of Homestuck itself
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| '''Classification''': Cherub, Sburb player | God-Tier | Ascended God-Tier | Indestructible paradox demon, Unholy fusion of several entities
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| '''[[Attack Potency]]''': '''Small Building level''' physically (Shouldn't be much weaker than other Sburb Players). '''Multi-City Block level''' with weapons (Shown several times to be able to harm [[Gamzee Makara]]) | At least '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+''' (As a Lord, he should be above all other god-tiers, including the likes of [[Jade Harley]]) | At least '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+''' (Superior to before, stomped on all the beta and alpha kids), possibly '''far higher''' (Should have control over most of his new powers at this point) | '''Low Metaverse level''' ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7869 Consistently] [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5396 stated] to be [https://imgur.com/a/JIcHcxH able to destroy all of Paradox Space], [https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/prologue/2 being able to conceptually unravel it] and being able to [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5953 cleave its very foundations], which includes an [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/c/cd/Creator_above_creator.png/revision/latest?cb=20200403194822&path-prefix=fr Hierarchy] [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/e/ec/Screenshot_20200115-182425_YouTube.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200116171226 of] [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/1/1c/Screenshot_20200115-182331_YouTube.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200116171102 Creators] which is [https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837924720467902474/862946286453391370/Reality_is_made_of_stories.png made up of stories] where the lower ones [https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837924720467902474/862946484932313128/Both_PesterQuest_and_Honestuck_are_Stories.png?width=1085&height=609 "never happen"] and are non-canon to them, [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/e/ec/Screenshot_20200115-182425_YouTube.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200116171226 along with transcendence being needed to climb the higher ones]. This Hierarchy is [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/7/78/Infinitely_tall_jenga_tower.png/revision/latest?cb=20200403194953&path-prefix=fr suggested to be infinite in size], along with the term [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/1/12/Creators_all_the_way_down.png/revision/latest?cb=20200403194854&path-prefix=fr "Creators all the Down"] being used [https://www.homestuck2.com/story/130 twice], which is a reference to the term [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down "Turtles all the way down"], a statement of infinite regression. [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797656920454463498/799379911944306698/image0.jpg Andrew Hussie states that Lord English is detached from the narrative and is an extension of himself in real life, being the "anti-narrative"])
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| '''[[Dimensionality]]''': '''3-D''' | '''3-D''' | '''3-D''' | '''Devoid'''
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| '''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]''': '''Supersonic+''' (Comparable to the other Sburb Players) | '''Extra-Temporal''' (Fought evenly with God-Tier John Egbert) | '''Extra-Temporal''' (Superior to before, sealed the Beta Kids before they could react and stomped on all the Alpha Kids) | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic+''', '''Massively FTL+''' with weapons (Blitzed Gamzee) | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic+''' | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Striking Strength]]:''' '''Small Building level''' | At least '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+''' | At least '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+''', possibly '''far higher''' | '''Low Metaverse level'''
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| '''[[Durability]]:''' '''Small Building level''' | At least '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+''' (Tanked many hits from John Egbert) | At least '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+''', possibly '''far higher''' (Not even Jake's hope field could scratch him) | '''Low Metaverse level''' (Can only be harmed by the Ultimate Weapon, implied to be alive after the furthest ring collapsed on him)
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| '''[[Range]]:''' Standard Melee, Higher with Rifle, High Multiversal with Mind Control (Can control Jack from another session), Low Metaverse level with passive fate/causality/probability/plot manipulation (they affect all of Paradox Space, including the stack of creators | High Multiverse level, possibly High Multiverse level+, Low Metaverse level with passives | High Multiverse level, likely High Multiverse level+, Low Metaverse level with passives | Low Metaverse level
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| '''[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]:''' <tabber> |-|Base=[[Sburb Player Physiology]] (Type 1), [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/5478 Can hear the narration] [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5485 and the background music]), [[Immortality]] (Type 8; As a "supreme villian", Caliborn can't be stopped from coming into being, nor can you kill him until Paradox Space allows it), [[Mind Manipulation]] with Lil' Cal ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/5808 Can control Jack] [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5810 when he looks in Cal's eyes], [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5812 making him stab himself]), Limited [[Power Nullification]] with his Juju Breaker ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/5492 Possesses the Juju Breaker], an object [https://www.homestuck.com/story/1313 which cancel and destroy] [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/3/36/Crowbar_negate_all_juju_like_abilities.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20181119215737&path-prefix=fr all Juju-like abilities]), [[Self-Sustenance]], passive [[Fate Manipulation]], [[Causality Manipulation]], [[Probability Manipulation]] and [[Plot Manipulation]] (Type 4; [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5671 has passive control over the forces of inevitability], [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5673 which make it so all events, outcomes and causality serve and answer to him, to the point where he becomes responsible for everything that ever happens]), [[Acausality]] [[Power Nullification|Negation]] (Type 3 with his [[Fate Manipulation]], [[Probability Manipulation]], and [[Causality Manipulation]]: Horrorterrors, [https://www.homestuck.com/story/2850 who naturally exist in the Furthest Ring, an infinite void that is untouched by space or time of any universe and where time] [https://www.homestuck.com/story/3593 and space is incredibly non-linear, are also affected by the forces of inevitability]), Passive [[Subjective Reality]] and [[Conceptual Manipulation|Conceptual]] [[Existence Erasure]] (After having gained full control over the events of canon, [https://imgur.com/a/RdmVNLu he can control the three pillars of canon, where everything "not-canon" is not true]. Should he be defeated, [https://imgur.com/a/9nziLiI his defeat shall be "untrue" and radioactively discredited]. [https://imgur.com/a/YQTmjxD When John chose not to fight Lord English in the Candy Timeline, it became "non-canon" and the only reason why it is connected to the narrative is because Calliope has given it an "artificial supply of gravity" in it lacks a natural one]. Should you go against Lord English's control of canon, [https://imgur.com/a/9xNMpRy you are fated to die, your timeline becomes "doomed", your own concept will erase itself and Paradox Space will collapse on you], [https://imgur.com/a/1MtpsbC and what is true and canon must happen, what is not true and not canon can't]), [[Resistance]] to [[Gravity Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/5261 Unaffected by the gravitational attraction of his Kernelsprite]) |-|God-Tier=All previous powers to a greater extent, [[Sburb Player Physiology]] (Type 2; Lord of Time), enhanced [[Causality Manipulation]], [[Fate Manipulation]], [[Probability Manipulation]], and [[Plot Manipulation]] (Type 4; Now has more control over the outcomes of fate and causality, as well as superior control over the narrative. [https://www.homestuck.com/story/6247 Possesses the Gift of Gab], [https://www.homestuck.com/story/6248 allowing him to control the narrative at will]), enhanced [[Accelerated Development]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/6246 Can climb the echheladder by just standing around]), [[Life Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/6504 Can create life]), can "Unlock any lock" [https://www.homestuck.com/story/6248 with the Skeleton Key Badge], [[Power Nullification]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/6243 Can prevent the reader from going to the next page]) |-|Post-Collide=All previous powers to a greater extent, [[Invulnerability]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7414 Stated to be invulnerable]. [https://www.homestuck.com/story/7437 Was not harmed by Jake's Field of Hope despite being knocked down by it]), [[Soul Manipulation]] and [[Sealing]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7423 Trapped the souls of the Beta Kids into the Juju]), [[BFR]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7425 Banished the Juju into the Furthest Ring]), [[Energy Projection]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7425 Stated he could make a "Rainbow Seizure Field" that could contest or overpower Jake's Field of Hope]. [https://www.homestuck.com/story/7416 Can create clockwork lasers]), [[Resistance Negation]] and [[Power Modification]] ([https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/omniversal-battlefield/images/9/97/HWEITKt.png/revision/latest?cb=20190603102340 Overwrote the Beta Kid's powers on a metatextual level]), [[Conceptual Manipulation]] ([https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/omniversal-battlefield/images/1/1b/JTIEKGTA.png/revision/latest?cb=20190604220038 destroy the very concept of light and it's source]), [[Resistance]] to [[Soul Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7443 Even when being held down, Dirk could not destroy his soul]) and [[Energy Projection]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7437 Jake's Field of Hope could not harm him]) |-|Lord English=All previous powers to a massively greater extent, [[Irreversible Damage]] and [[Existence Erasure]] (Type 4; [https://imgur.com/a/vTyLhj7 His existence erasure works as a poison that is antithetical to the narrative and completely erased John Egbert without any hopes of recovery, as it was unable to heal from]. [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/omniversal-battlefield/images/e/e9/HFJE.png/revision/latest?cb=20190604215826 His poison also is able to block healing on a metaphysical level]. [https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11127/111279017/5461077-text.png Doing this, Lord English can negate Immortality]), [[Reality Warping]], [[Void Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7443 His existence includes] Equius Zahhak, the Heir of Void. John Egbert, the Heir of Breath, has wind powers, so Equius most logically has void powers), [[Conceptual Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/prologue/2https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/prologue/2 Can conceptually unravel existence]), [[Plot Manipulation]] (Types 3 and 4; Granted Gamzee plot Armour. [https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:YuriAkuto/Homestuck_books%27_collection_of_Words_of_God#Book_4 As the "Invisible/Unseen Riddler", he passively "robs its targets of a meaningful or dignified existence," and is the closest thing to "Absolute God of Paradox Space" and is "best interpreted as the forces of mischief and authorial cruelty or callousness toward the subjects within this fiction, which are laced into the entire narrative and relate closely to the quality of 'authorial scorn'"]. Has a plot-shield that negates attempts to defeat him), [[Genius Intelligence]], [[Death Manipulation]] and [[Mind Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/4349 The Embodiment of Death in Troll Mythology is based off of him, if not him outright]. Said embodiment of Death has a Hypnotic Glare. Lil' Cal is his vessel, who Caliborn used to mind control Jack Noir), [[Black Hole Creation]] (Lord Jack [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5wYN6rB_Rg&feature=youtu.be&t=15m49s can create a black hole]), [[Reality Separation]] and [[Acausality]] (Type 5; Is stated to be detached from the narrative), [[Rage Power]] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19Up0dLzNw Gamzee becomes more powerful when angry]), [[Dream Manipulation]] and [[Fear Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7445 Using Gamzee's powers, he inserted himself into Dave's dreams and influenced reality from them. By using these powers, he willed himself into existence within the dreams of people across as many universes as possible, masterminding the surfacing of his true power from these manifestations, despite having his original soul cast into the void.] Gamzee can [https://wheals.github.io/formspring/formspring.html#question224762224403577955 subconsciously inflict nightmares] and [https://wheals.github.io/formspring/formspring.html#question224748966091191082 can insert himself into dreams to terrorize them]) [[Immortality]] (Types 1, 2, 3, 8, and 10; Has his soul cast in the void, where from their he can will himself into existence from the nightmares of people's dreams), [[Power Bestowal]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/4873 Stated to boost the Condesce's power]. [https://www.homestuck.com/story/7526 Gave some of his power to Lord Jack.]), [[Curse Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/4069 Cursed the Handmaid with Immortality]), [[Non-Corporeal]], [[Forcefield Creation]] (Has all the powers of the first guardians, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scratch/room70.gif who can do this.]), [[Pocket Reality Manipulation]], [[Technological Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/2091 Likely created the completely unhackable ~ATH program which is linked to his own existence.] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSPGQqaEt3g&feature=youtu.be&t=2h1m42s Doc Scratch is implied to be the creator of Scratchware, which is protected even from technologically advanced alien surveillance.] [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5037 Lil' Hal (one of ARquiusprite's components) was able to take control of other computers]), [[Fire Manipulation]] (His components can [https://www.homestuck.com/story/3996 produce] [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5822 fire]), [[Size Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/980 First Guardians can change size]), [[Sleep Manipulation]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/3320 Doc Scratch can put people to sleep]), [[Spatial Manipulation|Space]]-[[Time Manipulation]], [[Empathic Manipulation]] (Doc Scratch can [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/8/85/Empathic_manip.png/revision/latest?cb=20181224112731&path-prefix=fr induce] [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/9/90/Induce_frienship_2.png/revision/latest?cb=20181224112849&path-prefix=fr friendship]), [[Memory Manipulation]] (Doc Scratch [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/c/c4/Memorymanip.png/revision/latest?cb=20181224114633&path-prefix=fr can manipulate or wipe memories]), [[Summoning]] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5wYN6rB_Rg&feature=youtu.be&t=3m52s Arquiusprite can summon robotic horses], and Lord English [https://www.homestuck.com/story/8104 can seemingly summon multicolored horses]), [[Acausality]] [[Power Nullification|Negation]] (Type 5, as he was able to physically contest with and eventually erase John Egbert, [https://imgur.com/a/xn0LPg3 who has multiple times stated to] [https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/meat/4 completely transcend] [https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/meat/11 the confines of canon]), [[Possession]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7526 Possesses Lord Jack]), [[Teleportation]] and [[BFR]] (Type 1; [https://www.homestuck.com/story/3871 Doc Scratch can do this]), [[Nonexistent Physiology]] (Type 2; Equius has void powers akin to how John as wind powers. [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5347 John can turn into sheer wind, meaning Equius could turn into sheer void.] [https://www.homestuck.com/story/2091 Summoned when] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIau2KHj9-I&t the universe is completely destroyed.] His soul was cast into the void), [[Danmaku]] (As he showcased it [https://youtu.be/Y5wYN6rB_Rg?t=673 here]), [[Resistance]] to [[Radiation Manipulation]], [[Fear Manipulation]] and [[Dream Manipulation]] (Gamzee, like English, has blood flowing through his veins that inflicts nightmares, thus meaning they resist it), [[Spatial Manipulation|Space]]-[[Time Manipulation]], [[Time Stop]], and [[Plot Manipulation]] (Type 4: Doc Scratch is immune to be the other guy. Detached from the narrative), [[Omnipresence]] (Type 2. [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5673 Stated that all outcomes are part of his being] and [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797656920454463498/799386724014358558/image0.jpg Homestuck Book 6 states he has an all encompassing presence]) </tabber>
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| '''[[Standard Equipment]]:''' Cane that can morph into a gun, Juju Breaker | Golden Cane that can morph into a gun | All previous, Juju, Lil'Cal, Gamzee Makara | Green Sun Cane that can morph into an AK-47
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| '''[[Intelligence]]:''' Extremely cunning and clever with an understanding of space-time, but stuck in puberty, and is Immature | Same as before | Same as before, possibly '''Cosmic''' (Potentially has control of most of his powers at this point | '''Cosmic''' (Doc Scratch, who is part of him, consistently stated to be omniscient or [https://www.homestuck.com/story/2253 near-omniscient]. Dirkbot, also part of him, [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5641 is "cyber-omniscient"])
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| '''Standard Tactics''': Caliborn attacks with his Juju, which negates the magical effects of an artifact in the timeline, or uses his rifle | As before | He begins by opening the Juju, sealing the souls of up to 4 targets into a Juju, then banishing it into somewhere into the furthest ring. Thereon, he usually uses energy projection | Lord English makes consistent use of his double death (Existence Erasure, Irreversible Damage, and Immortality/Regeneration Negation) ability (See note below)
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| '''Weaknesses:''' Caliborn is extremely immature and permanently stuck in puberty, and is also quick to being completely unreasonable | Same as before, Resurrection will not work if his death is deemed "Heroic" or "Just" | Same as his base (No longer bound the the Heroic or Just death system), very arrogant an underestimative of his opponents due to his newfound powers | With potent enough space-time manipulation (mainly, "glitches/paradoxes in space time") is able to allow you to harm him and ignore his plot shield. The Destruction of the Green Sun severely weakens Lord English and removes the plot shield completely. Is not in a complete state of nonexistence, only being able to turn completely nonexistent on thought.
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| '''Keys:''' '''Base''' | '''God-Tier''' | '''Post-Collide''' | '''Lord English'''
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| '''Note''': There is some contention revolving around Lord English's starting move; In one scene, he opens up by punching a bunch of trolls, which mistakes many people thinking he doesn't open up with powers. However, this has several holes:
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| *That was not the very beginning of the fight: Prior to this, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5wYN6rB_Rg&t=129s Lord English uses double death] on Karkat, who is only 9-A with little hax.
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| *This is contradicted in [S] Caliborn: Enter, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TluSImcNwac where Lord English destroys an entire dream bubble filled with the ghost of dead players] (Skip to 2:36)
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| *The reason why Lord English resorted to punching was likely due to PIS; Lord English could've easily destroyed the dream bubble along with the Ghost Army with it, but instead resorting to physicals due to how it took place in [S] Collide, Homestuck's final battle, meaning it must be cinematic, and Lord English effortlessly destroying them all would be in character, but very anti-climatic for a final battle, thus the animators made him mix it up with physical attacks and double death rather than nuking the entire dream bubble with double death
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| ==Gallery ==
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| <gallery widths="185">
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| ForeShadowingLol.gif|Caliborn's ranting foreshadowing...
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| 55.gif|...his ascension to godhood
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| Tumblr_o5t79aQCaY1u932c2o2_540.gif|Lord English's eyes turning into two 8-balls while weakened, in a reference to pool, since the 8-Ball is the last ball you want to knock out
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| </gallery>
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| ==Battle Records==
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| '''Notable Victories:'''
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| [https://debatesjungle.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000005338/ Enerjak (Archie Comics)] - [[Enerjak (Archie Comics)|Enerjak's profile]] (Both were at 2-A)
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| '''Notable Losses:'''
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| [https://debatesjungle.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000018236 Ness] [[Mother|(Mother 2)]] - [[Ness|Ness's profile]] (Both were at 9-A and speed was equalized)
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| [https://debatesjungle.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000019067 Scott Pilgrim] [[Radiomaru Verse|(Scott Pilgrim)]] - [[Scott Pilgrim|Scott Pilgrim's profile]] (First Key Caliborn and 8-A Subspace avatar Scott was used and speed was equalized)
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| <tabber> |-|Calliope=[[File:IHateChildren.png|thumb|400px]] {{Quote|it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space. a day delivered throUgh eighty billion years and foUr distinct Universal instances worth of Unfathomable tUrbUlence. and while the emerald eye of this storm is fixed in the abyss forever today [[Jane Crocker|yoU]] are poised to escape its scowl once and for all. by skaias gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration. and if yoU are to meet this departUre with trepidation i woUld Understand! bUt also i woUld ask is there nothing i can do to ease yoUr mind?}}|-|Alt. Calliope=[[File:AltCallie.png|thumb|400px]] {{Quote|i was never meant to rise to the place he holds because the game was rigged. tilted in favor of [[Caliborn|his]] aspect. having gained immortality, i could sit forever in a spent dead session.}} |-|Possessing Jade=[[File:CallioJade.png|thumb|400px]] {{Quote|what [[Aradia Megido|you]]’ve described is a state of empirical ennui resulting from the material circumstances here. but the material circumstances of this world have no objective existential value. this world, unlike the [[Caliborn|canonical horrors]] from which it is hermetically insulated, will always fail to meet the combined criteria for truth, relevance, and essentiality that would endow this realm with any real gravity. its own naturally occurring supply of gravity, rather than the artificial supply i have given it. as such, what transpires here is characterized by experiential frivolity. physically, it is cordoned off by the black hole’s event horizon. it is safe. untouchable. inescapable.}} </tabber>
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| ==Background==
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| '''Calliope''' is a character from Homestuck, who is a cherub and "sister" to [[Caliborn]]. Unlike her "brother", Calliope is more cheerful and seeks to help out the protagonist and give them advice.
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| In an alternate timeline, Calliope dominated her brother, however, she is more solemn than her original counterpart
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| ==Powers and Stats==
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| '''[[Tiering System|Tier]]''': '''9-A''' | At least '''2-C''', likely '''2-A'''. '''Low 1-A''' through [[Black Hole Creation]] | '''Low 1-A''' | '''Low 1-A'''
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| '''Name:''' Calliope, uraniumUmbra (Screen Name)
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| '''Origin:''' [[MS Paint Adventures|Homestuck]]
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| '''Gender:''' Agender/Hermaphodite, uses female pronouns
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| '''Age:''' 11 "units" | Unknown, but Older | Eternal
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| '''Classification:''' Cherub, Sburb Player | God-Tier | Supermassive Black Hole the size of Eternity itself | As before, Narrator
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| '''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Small Building level''' (Shouldn't be weaker than Sburb Players) | At least '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+''' (In an alternate timeline, she defeated [[Caliborn]] and swallowed his soul. As a Muse, she is superior to the other God-Tiers). '''Low Metaverse level''' through [[Black Hole Creation]] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw&t=133s Created a Black Hole] the size of eternity [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw&t=244s that swallowed the Green Sun], [https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11142/111423896/7602171-thegreensun.png the largest source of raw narrative in the multiverse]. Doing this, Calliope severely weakened Lord English) | '''Low Metaverse level''' (Is merged with the Black Hole the size of eternity, capable of eating away at Paradox Space and completely destroyed the Furthest Ring, which includes an [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/c/cd/Creator_above_creator.png/revision/latest?cb=20200403194822&path-prefix=fr Hierarchy] [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/e/ec/Screenshot_20200115-182425_YouTube.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200116171226 of] [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/1/1c/Screenshot_20200115-182331_YouTube.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200116171102 Creators] which is [https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837924720467902474/862946286453391370/Reality_is_made_of_stories.png made up of stories] where the lower ones [https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837924720467902474/862946484932313128/Both_PesterQuest_and_Honestuck_are_Stories.png?width=1085&height=609 "never happen"] and are non-canon to them, [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/e/ec/Screenshot_20200115-182425_YouTube.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200116171226 along with transcendence being needed to climb the higher ones]. This Hierarchy is [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/7/78/Infinitely_tall_jenga_tower.png/revision/latest?cb=20200403194953&path-prefix=fr suggested to be infinite in size], along with the term [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/1/12/Creators_all_the_way_down.png/revision/latest?cb=20200403194854&path-prefix=fr "Creators all the Down"] being used [https://www.homestuck2.com/story/130 twice], which is a reference to the term [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down "Turtles all the way down"], a statement of infinite regression. Devoured Lord English [https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11142/111423896/7788722-statedtobemorepowerfulthanlordenglisheveninhisprime.png and stated that she could beat him easily, even on his best day], albeit this is likely referring to weakened Lord English due to her never being overpower him prior to the end of Homestuck) | '''Low Metaverse level''' (After devouring Lord English, Calliope [https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11142/111423896/7791424-absorbingleampedher.png gained all of his powers]. [https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11142/111423896/7602678-calliopeoverpowereddirk3.png Overpowered] [[Dirk Strider|Ultimate Dirk]] and [https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11142/111423896/7602676-calliopeoverpowereddirk1.png called his narrative power impotent])
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| '''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D''' | '''3-D''' | '''Devoid''' | '''Devoid'''
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| '''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic+''' | '''Extra-Temporal''' (Either fought against her brother evenly or ate his soul before he could react) | '''Irrevelant''' (Devoured Lord English before he could defend himself) | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic+''' | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Irrevelant''' | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic+''' | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Irrevelant''' | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Lifting Strength]]:''' '''Unknown''' | '''Unknown''' | '''Irrevelant''' | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Striking Strength]]:''' '''Small Building level''' | At least '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+''' | '''Low Metaverse level''' | '''Low Metaverse level'''
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| '''[[Durability]]:''' '''Small Building level''' | At least '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+'''. [[Immortality]] makes her difficult to kill (Should she be killed, she shall reincarnate as a black hole the size of eternity) | '''Low Metaverse level level''' | At least '''Low Metaverse level'''
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| '''[[Stamina]]:''' Unknown | Limitless
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| '''[[Range]]:''' Unknown | Low Metaverse level
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| '''[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]:''' <tabber> |-|Calliope=[[Sburb Player Physiology]] (Type 1), [[Sleep Manipulation]] (Via [https://www.homestuck.com/story/5625 Anti-Sleep Majjyk]), [[Immortality]] (Type 7; Is a ghost), [[Resurrection]] with the Ring of Life, [[Shapeshifting]] and [[Illusion Creation]], [[Pocket Reality Manipulation]], [[Reality Warping]], [[Soul Manipulation]], [[Memory Manipulation]], and [[Resistance]] to [[Precognition]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/5614 Created her own Dream Bubble], which contains the souls and memories of players, and is undetectable) |-|God-Tier=All previous powers to a greater extent, [[Sburb Player Physiology]] (Type 2; Muse of Space), [[Black Hole Creation]], [[Soul Manipulation]] and ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7614 Ate her brother's soul]), [[Power Nullification]] ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/7610 Nullified her alternate self's shapeshifting]), [[Immortality]] (Type 3 and 8: Even after being swallowed by a black hole, she reincarnated as it later) |-|Epilogues=All previous to a greater extent, [[Higher-Dimensional Existence]] ([https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11142/111423896/7602203-higherplane.png Exist above the multiverse], [https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11142/111423896/7602204-theyaresuperiortothelowerplane%28paradoxspace%29.png and even above] [[Aradia Megido]]), [[Immortality]] (Type 10), [[Dimensionless Existence]] (Type 2), [[Nonexistent Physiology]] (Type 3; Exist as a black hole the size of eternity, representing pure void, lacking any infinity), [[Large Size]] (Type 10) and [[Omnipresence]] (Type 2: Is a black hole the size of eternity), [[Possession]], [[Power Absorption]] |-|After Devouring Lord English=All previous powers to a greater extent, as well as [[Caliborn|Lord English]]'s powers, [[Plot Manipulation]] (Type 5) and [[Causality Manipulation]] (Controls the narrative and its casuality, giving it a "[[Gravity Manipulation|artificial supply of gravity]]"), [[Text Manipulation]] </tabber>
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| '''[[Standard Equipment]]:''' Wand
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| '''[[Intelligence]]:''' '''Unknown''' | '''Above Average''' (Has knowledge over what a dead session is) | As before | '''Cosmic''' (Gained all the powers and intelligence as her brother)
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| '''Standard Tactics:''' Unknown | Calliope will open up with Soul Manipulation | As before, will absorb the powers of those who she swallows | Calliope will make her opponent narratively insignificant
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| '''Weaknesses:''' Extremely solemn and emotionless
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| '''Key''': '''Base''' | '''God-Tier''' | '''Epilogues''' | '''After Devouring Lord English'''
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| ==Battle Records==
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| '''Notable Victories:'''
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| '''Notable Losses:'''
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| '''Inconclusive Matches:'''
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| {{Mature}}
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| <tabber> |-|Dirk=[[File:Dirk_pesterquest.png|thumb|400px]] {{Quote|And statements like that are also why [[Jane Crocker|you're]] our leader. But only in name and in spirit. Less so, functionally. If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.|Dirk Strider to Jane Crocker}} |-|God-Tier=[[File:8cc45c139a060eeed284e2a48d415dec.png|thumb|268px]] {{Quote|<i>DIRK: Ask me anything. Go ahead. I'll give you a straight answer.
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| [[Dave Strider|DAVE]]: alright. here goes. why are we so fucking awesome?
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| DIRK: Dave. That's the best fucking question, anybody ever asked.|Dirk and Dave before they battle [[Spades Slick]] and [[Jack Noir (Alpha)|Lord Jack]] alongside [[Terezi Pyrope]]</i>}}|-|Ultimate Self=[[File:Ultimate_dirk_pesterquest.png|thumb|500px]] {{Quote|Suprise bitch.|Ultimate Dirk}} </tabber>
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| ==Background==
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| '''Dirk Strider''' is a protagonist from MS Paint Adventures' Homestuck, and is the post-scratch "[[Bro Strider|Bro]]" of [[Dave Strider]]. He is a known fanatic of puppets, and he and Dave commonly make ironic jokes to one another. He eventually obtains God Tier within the system.
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| ==Powers and Stats==
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| '''[[DebatesJungle Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''9-A''' | '''2-C''', likely '''2-A''' | '''Low 1-A'''
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| '''Name''': Dirk Strider, Prince of Heart
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| '''Origin''': [[Homestuck]]
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| '''Gender''': Male
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| '''Age''': Unknown
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| '''Classification''': Sburb Player | God-Tier | Ultimate Self
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| '''[[Attack Potency]]''': '''Small Building level''' (Comparable to [[Dave Strider]], can fight monsters that are this big) | '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiverse level+''' (Fought against [[Lord Jack]] and [[Spades Slick]] alongside Dave and [[Terezi Pyrope|Terezi]]) | '''Low Metaverse level''' ([https://www.homestuck.com/story/8006 Is beyond the boundries of Paradox Space], which contains the Furthest Ring, and an [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/c/cd/Creator_above_creator.png/revision/latest?cb=20200403194822&path-prefix=fr Hierarchy] [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/e/ec/Screenshot_20200115-182425_YouTube.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200116171226 of] [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/1/1c/Screenshot_20200115-182331_YouTube.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200116171102 Creators] which is [https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837924720467902474/862946286453391370/Reality_is_made_of_stories.png made up of stories] where the lower ones [https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/837924720467902474/862946484932313128/Both_PesterQuest_and_Honestuck_are_Stories.png?width=1085&height=609 "never happen"] and are non-canon to them, [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/e/ec/Screenshot_20200115-182425_YouTube.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200116171226 along with transcendence being needed to climb the higher ones]. This Hierarchy is [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/7/78/Infinitely_tall_jenga_tower.png/revision/latest?cb=20200403194953&path-prefix=fr suggested to be infinite in size], along with the term [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionnal-battle/images/1/12/Creators_all_the_way_down.png/revision/latest?cb=20200403194854&path-prefix=fr "Creators all the Down"] being used [https://www.homestuck2.com/story/130 twice], which is a reference to the term [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down "Turtles all the way down"], a statement of infinite regression. Views the concepts of [https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/meat/25 time], [https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/candy/39 gender, race, existence, identity,] [https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/meat/7 direction, distance, etc.] as [https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/meat/26 an illusion]. [https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/meat/7 Can't be comprehended by normal beings])
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| '''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D''' | '''3-D''' | '''Devoid'''
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| '''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic+''' (Comparable to other characters on his level, was making afterimages at high speeds and cut bullets in half) | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Irrevelant''' (Views the concept of distance, space, time, and direction as illusionary)
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| '''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic+''' | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:''' '''Supersonic+''' | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Lifting Strength]]:''' '''Unknown''' | '''Extra-Temporal''' | '''Irrevelant'''
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| '''[[Striking Strength]]:''' '''Small Building level''' | '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiversal+''' | '''Low Metaverse level'''
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| '''[[Durability]]:''' '''Small Building level''' | '''Complex Universe level''', likely '''High Multiversal+''' | '''Low Metaverse level'''
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| '''[[Stamina]]:''' Very High | Higher | Limitless
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| '''[[Range]]:''' Extended Melee, High Multiversal with communication | High Multiversal, likely High Multiverse level+ | Low Metaverse level
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| '''[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]:''' <tabber> |-|Base=[[Sburb Player Physiology]] (Type 1) [[Flight]] with Rocket Board, [[Afterimage Creation]] |-|God-Tier=All previous powers to a greater extent, [[Sburb Player Physiology]] (Type 2: Prince of Heart), [[Sealing]] |-|Ultimate Being=All previous powers to their greatest extent, [[Information Analysis]] ([https://www.homestuck2.com/story/19 Shown here]), [[Omnipresence]] (Type 1. Embodies all of his alternative selves, and what they could be and what they are), [[Sburb Player Physiology]] (Type 3) </tabber>
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| '''[[Standard Equipment]]:''' A sword
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| '''[[Intelligence]]:''' '''Above Average''' | '''Above Average''' | '''Cosmic''' ([https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/d/d2/Screenshot_2020-01-17_at_11.31.30_AM.png/revision/latest?cb=20200117163150 Can expand his mind to an infinite sea of possibility] [https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/candy/39 and can see everything])
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| '''Weaknesses:''' None Notable
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| '''Key:''' Base | God-Tier | Ultimate Self
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| ==Battle Records==
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| '''Notable Victories:'''
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| {{Mature}}
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| <tabber> |-|John Egbert=[[File:John egbert pesterquest.png|thumb|400px]] |-|Heir of Breath=[[File:John EgbertGodTier.png|thumb|400px]] </tabber> {{Quote|<i>jeez.
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| i don't know. i...
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| i don't know if i'm ready for every single "deep" conversation we can squeeze into this wacky rapid fire session of fun pal-talk!</i>|John Egbert}}
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| ==Background==
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| '''John Egbert''' is the main protagonist of Homestuck. On his 13th birthday, he received a beta copy of Sburb, and decides to play it with three of his friends. Little do they know, the fate of existence relies on their gameplay...
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| ==Powers and Stats==
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| '''[[DebatesJungle Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''9-A'''. '''6-C''' with Wind Powers | '''2-C''', likely '''2-A''' | At least '''2-C''', likely '''2-A''' physically. '''Unknown''' with the Retcon Powers, '''Low 1-A''' through creating "The Blackout" | |
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| '''Name''': John Egbert, ghostlyTrickster (former screen name), ectoBiologist (current screen name), [[Roxy Lalonde|jake stuffed in a blue windsock, johnny windsock, j sock]], blue boy, Heir of Breath
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| '''[[Standard Equipment]]:''' His Sylladex, Pendant, Hellacious Blue Phlegm Aneurysm Gushers, Rocket Pack, and Strife Specibus | | '''[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]:''' |
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| {{Quote|You got the POGO HAMMER.|Narration when John obtains the Pogo Hammer}}
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| *'''Pogo Hammer:''' The first weapon that John alchemizes, the Pogo Hammer is a combination of a simple claw hammer and John's Green Slime Ghost Pogo. By rhythmically bouncing back and forth using it, John can increase his power and speed, and he can use it to traverse gaps by hitting the ground with it hard enough.
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| {{Quote|You make the WRINKLEFUCKER.|Narration when John makes the Wrinklefucker}}
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| *'''Wrinklefucker:''' The upgraded form of John's Pogo Hammer, this weapon is a combination of the Pogo Hammer and an iron. It is much more controlled and far more powerful than the Pogo Hammer.
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| {{Quote|You make the TELESCOPIC SASSACRUSHER, at pretty considerable expense. This thing could probably pound an ogre into crudeburger. Of course you have no hope of lifting it whatsoever.|Narration when John makes the Sassacrusher}}
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| *'''Telescopic Sassacrusher:''' A combination of a sledgehammer, the hilariously oversized Sassacre Text, and a telescope. It is far too heavy for base John to lift, so he uses his Remote Ghost Gauntlets to lift it instead.
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| {{Quote|You use the alchemiter's scaling upgrade to reduce it to a more manageable and affordable size. You make a weapon called FEAR NO ANVIL.|Narration when John makes Fear No Anvil}}
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| *'''Fear No Anvil:''' An extremely powerful weapon which Davesprite stole from Hephaestus. It has limited time stop capabilities; anything that it strikes is temporarily frozen in time.
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| {{Quote|You got the WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO.|Narration when John makes the Warhammer of Zillyhoo}}
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| *'''Warhammer of Zillyhoo:''' This hammer is one of the seven legendary weapons of Cherubim folklore, and represents its namesake continent.
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| {{Quote|In your hands is a weapon you haven’t thought about in a long time: the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo. It hums with both tricksy energy and the barely contained potential for mischief.|Narration when John uses the this weapon in the Epilogues against [[Caliborn|Lord English]]}}
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| *'''Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer:''' John's final and most powerful hammer, capable of killing the strongest enemy he has faced directly in combat so far (Barring [[Jack Noir (Beta)|Bec Noir]] and possibly Typheus) in a single hit, as well as deal damage to Bec Noir. It was presumably alchemized from the Warhammer of Zillyhoo and [[Vriska Serket|Vriska]]'s Fluorite Octet. Whenever it strikes someone, the dice in the popping mechanism are rolled, and something special happens based on the results of the roll. When it was used against Bec Noir, it gave him a Ridiculous Hat.
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| '''[[Intelligence]]:''' '''Above Average''' (John is by far one of the most creative of the main characters; from the beginning, he shows more innovative prowess in combining objects than everyone else, he demonstrates this even before the introduction of the alchemiter with his poster-nailing and harlequin-funniness-amplifying abilities) | | '''[[Standard Equipment]]:''' |
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| '''Weaknesses:''' Highly allergic to peanuts, and is excessively naive and gullible, with this flaw having led to his death in an alternate timeline | | '''[[Intelligence]]:''' |
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