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From The Codex
"Mature Content"
This character or verse has mature themes and concepts, thus those of young age are ill-advised to look through these.
jeez.

i don't know. i...

i don't know if i'm ready for every single "deep" conversation we can squeeze into this wacky rapid fire session of fun pal-talk!

~ John Egbert

Background

John Egbert is the main protagonist of Homestuck. On his 13th birthday, he received a beta copy of Sburb, and decides to play it with three of his friends. Little do they know, the fate of existence relies on their gameplay...

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A | High 2-B | At least High 2-B physically. Unknown with the Retcon Powers, at least Low 1-C, possibly High 1-B through creating "The Blackout"

Name: John Egbert, ghostlyTrickster (former screen name), ectoBiologist (current screen name), jake stuffed in a blue windsock, johnny windsock, j sock, blue boy, Heir of Breath

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Male

Age: 13 at the beginning of Homestuck, 18 at the end of Homestuck, 23 years in the Meat Timeline (deceased), 36 years currently (Candy Timeline)

Classification: Sburb Player, Human | God-Tier

Attack Potency: Small Building level (Can fight monsters from Sburb of this size) | High Multiverse level (Fought against a fully prototyped Jack Noir and managed to briefly harm him) | At least High Multiverse level physically (Superior to before, fought against Caliborn and beat him nearly to death). Unknown with the Retcon Powers (Hasn't been used offensively. Considered to be on of the strongest powers in existence), at least Low Complex Multiverse level, possibly High Transverse level (By retconning to many events, it will create "The Blackout", an event that will bring all of existence to utter ruin, capable of doing more damage than the Scratch, which is a hard reboot on all of existence)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Supersonic+ (Comparable to characters such as Dirk Strider, who scales to characters would can slice a wave of bullets) | Extra-Temporal (Fought evenly against Jack Noir) | Extra-Temporal

Combat Speed: Supersonic+ | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal

Reaction Speed: Supersonic+ | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal

Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Able to lift many large and heavy hammers)

Striking Strength: Small Building level | High Multiverse level | At least High Multiverse level

Durability: Small Building level | High Multiverse level | At least High Multiverse level (Tanked hits from The Condesce)

Stamina: Very high (Can fight with hordes of enemies for extended periods without getting tired, as well as endure massive amounts of punishment from opponents considerably stronger than himself and quickly get back on his feet) | Limitless | Limitless

Range: Standard melee range, extended melee range with the hammers in his Strife Specibus. Up to tens of kilometers with Windy Powers (Created a windstorm that covered the entire Land of Wind and Shade, which is the size of Rhode Island or Connecticut) | High Multiverse level | High Multiverse level, Low Complex Multiverse level, possibly High Transverse with the Retcon Powers

Powers and Abilities:

Standard Equipment:

Intelligence: Above Average. John is by far one of the most creative of the main characters; from the beginning, he shows more innovative prowess in combining objects than everyone else, he demonstrates this even before the introduction of the alchemiter with his poster-nailing and harlequin-funniness-amplifying abilities

Weaknesses: Highly allergic to peanuts, and is excessively naive and gullible, with this flaw having led to his death in an alternate timeline

Key: Base | God-Tier | With the Retcon Powers

Note: Due to the confliction between Homestuck's metafictional nature and some comparisons to objects that are not dimesionally above each other, we cannot determine whether or not the infinite heirarchy of creators are actually a legitimate infinite-dimensional structure, thus we go with "possibly High 1-B"

Battle Records

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Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: