User:Cerberusleuth/JOJO

“	cough wheeze cough Come a little closer so I can see your face better... Oh, is that what you look like? I was the one who brought you here. A traveler who journeyed to and from past and future. I'm the most clever, most charming, and most trouble-making boy ever... Master Porky Minch! I welcome you once again, you weak hangers-on pretending to be the last survivors of this world! Spankety, spankety, spankety! Ahahahahaha! cough cough... wheeze wheeze You resorted to blanking your memories to create a new world where humanity's past failures would never be repeated... How stupid can you be?! No matter how much you change the rules, no matter how much you refuse to admit defeat, in the end, creatures known as "people" will always sign their own death warrant by acting out of stupidity and evil. And then... mankind will be gone for good. You could've been happy, if only you would've done as I did and obediently, selfish desires of a great hero... wheeze wheeze wheeze gasp gasp Why is it you struggle to cling to life with such puny minds, pitiable bodies, and feeble hearts? Well, no matter. The curtain is about to fall on this pathetic little play of yours. Because, soon, the power of power will be mine. The world and everything in it has been my oyster so far, and now I'll end it all by acquiring the ultimate power. Heheheh heheh. Aha ahahaha ahahahahahaha. cough cough cough cough gasp gasp gasp gasp Whew... Though everything so far has been fun and games, I've given you many a concession. I was bored out of my mind and wanted to play something more thrilling, you see. But now, since we're face-to-face like this, I won't hold anything back. My slave... My lifeless son will pull the final needle for me. And, the moment he does, the Dragon should awaken and do as I want. At which time, I assume you fools will turn into garbage or dust or something and finally disappear for good. Ahahaha... I'll admit this is kind of sad. But I would be crushed under the weight of boredom if it were any other way. wheeze wheeze wheeze gasp gasp gasp gasp Do you understand now? Do you understand the sadness Master Porky bears, now that he's godlike? Ahahaha. Aha ahahahaha. cough cough cough cough cough	„
	~ Porky upon meeting the main cast

“	Oh! You love your little dramatic plays, so this couldn't have come at a better time for you! It seems that the seventh and final Needle has just been located deep underground, below here. (...) Waha... Waha... Wahahahahaha! I assume you want to pull it too, right, Lucas? Why not and go check it out then? I'm even being fair enough to tell you where it is. That really will make this game all the more fun! But I think I will use my shortcut to give myself a head start, if you don't mind! Ahahahahahahaha! cough cough cough wheeze wheeze gasp gasp Bring it on! If you can catch me that is! Here, you can use this elevator all you want! Spankety, spankety, spankety! wheeze gasp	„
	~ Porky when the final needle was found, and before dropping the main cast down into the Cave

“	Stop! Stop! Stop right there~! cough cough cough cough This really is no time for games anymore. I don't feel like letting you go any further. If you're after the Needle, then don't worry. My adorable little monster is on its way to it as we speak. wheeze wheeze gasp gasp (...) Huh? That monster's name is Claus? It's name was Claus?! That almost sounds like a person's name! But now it's my robot. Not even a fragment of life remains inside it. It's Master Porky's slave robot! It does whatever I say! It acts on my will alone. It's my double. It doesn't know anything about who you are! cough cough	„
	~ Porky before battling the main cast

“	Spankety, spankety, spankety!	„
	~ Porky's catchphrase

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Tier: Unknown physically. 8-B with his Spider Mech | 10-C physically. 8-B with his Bed Mech. Unknown within the Absolutely Safe Capsule.

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