User:Cerberusleuth/Dirk

“	THAT FIGHT... INCREDIBLE I MUST SAY! YOU MAY BE WHAT SATRALIA NEEDS. I AM COLONEL SATURN. ZOOM! IF YOU WOULD HAVE AN OLD SOLDIER LIKE ME FOLLOW YOU FOR A WHILE... I WOULD LIKE TO RECRUIT YOU TO HELP ME CLEAR OUT THE OLD LAKE TOWER ZOOM. ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO, A METEOR KER-SLAMMED OVER BY LAKE, AND MANY OF US WENT GREEN. GREEN MR. SATURN IS MEAN LIKE THE ROCKS OF ROCK WAR II. TOGETHER WE WILL DRIVE THE ENEMIES BACK. BOING!	„
	~ Col. Saturn upon joining Alinivar

Background

Colonel Saturn, also called Col. Saturn for short, is a veteran of Rock War II who accompanies Alinivar on his journey to obtain the four pieces of the Apple of Enlightenment. Like many Mr. Saturns, he has a curious and upbeat personality, and during multiple sidequests, he bravely fights alone as needed. He joins the Applechasers after he watches Alinivar beat up a Mr. Sicko.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A | At least 9-A | At least 9-A | 8-B | At least 8-B | At least 8-B | At least 8-B | At least 8-B | 2-C

Name: Colonel Saturn, Col. Saturn, bamf, Big Nose, Military Man

Origin: Mother: Cognitive Dissonance

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown, but Elderly (Is a veteran warrior who fought in the Rock War)

Classification: Mr. Saturn, Military Soldier, Applechaser

Attack Potency: Small Building level+ (Can fight alongside Alinivar) | At least Small Building level+ (Superior to before) | At least Small Building level+ | City Block level (Comparable to Larice) | At least City Block level (Superior to before) | At least City Block level | At least City Block level | At least City Block level | Complex Universe level (Absorbed his own magicant. Fought against Giygas)

Dimensionality: 3-D, 4-D after absorbing Magicant

Travel Speed: Superhuman (Comparable to the rest of the party members) | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | Extra-Temporal (Fought against Giygas)

Combat Speed: Speed of Light (Can use abilities such as PK Flash or PK Beam) | FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ (Fought against the Gargiathan, who caught the Nowhere Train, but the Nowhere Train was unable to move, although this may be a game mechanic) | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | Extra-Temporal

Reaction Speed: Speed of Light (Can dodge abilities such as PK Flash or PK Beam) | FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | Extra-Temporal

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength:

Durability:

Stamina:

Range:

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Healing (Via DING!), Weapon Usage (Proficient in gun usage)

Standard Equipment:

Intelligence:

Standard Tactics:

Weaknesses:

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Key: Beginning of Game | Post-Misplaced Tree Trunk | Post-Deep Spring | Post-Crystal Caves | Post-Eye of the Pyramid | Post-Last Water | Post-Tardrowned Pool | Post-Forgotten Home | Post-Magicant

Battle Records

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: