User:Cerberusleuth/Sandbox

“	You are ARCHAGENT JACK NOIR. You oversee various affairs of a DARK KINGDOM. Presently you are determining how to deal with this prisoner, who has been a thorn in your side since he was apprehended. You view the affairs of the kingdom through a series of FENESTRATED WALLS. You have three walls, nearly enough to form a CUBICLE OF VIGILANCE, which is a full and proper enclosure for an agent of your stature. However, much to your utter contempt, your FOURTH WALL was stolen some time ago.	„
	~ Introduction page

“	Meanwhile on Derse below, the Black Queen again insisted that Jack Noir abide by the dress code. He refused, and the queen threatened him. He picked up Jade's package to John, removed what was inside, and used it to slice her ring finger off. He then killed the Black Queen, put on the ring, and donned the full upgrade supplied by the three prototypings. He then became Jackspers Noirlecrow, which is a name I just made up now.	„
	~ Andrew Hussie

“	ITS DEFECTIVE GENES PROBABLY MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOUR SESSION TO BE SUCCESSFUL SORT OF LIKE ITS REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM WAS DAMAGED. WHAT SHOULD BE FERTILE GROUND FOR YOUR NEW UNIVERSE TO GROW WAS REPLACED BY A MASSIVE BOMB RIGGED TO BLOW UP YOUR WHOLE SESSION. PROBABLY JUST ONE OF MANY SYMPTOMS OF A SICK UNIVERSE. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ACTUALLY DID ANYTHING WRONG YOU WERE FIGHTING AGAINST THE DISEASE THAT WAS ALWAYS INHERENT IN YOUR REALITY THE ONE I GAVE IT. BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S LIKE A NORMAL DISEASE. NOT LIKE A CELLULAR MUTATION THAT'S OUT OF CONTROL. THE CANCER TOOK A SPECIFIC FORM, LIKE A COMPLICATED SERIES OF TERRIBLE EVENTS RATHER THAN FAULTY CELL DIVISION. IT WAS AN EVENTUALITY IN YOUR UNIVERSE THAT WAS INEVITABLE, THAT WE ALL UNWITTINGLY HELPED MAKE HAPPEN ALL CONCENTRATED THROUGH THE ACTIONS OF ONE HOSTILE AGENT IN THE SYSTEM, WITH AN INSTINCT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IT HATED AND THEN GIVEN THE POWER TO DO SO. AND UNLIKE A NORMAL DISEASE, IT WOULDN'T GRADUALLY KILL ITS HOST FROM WITHIN. THE CANCER LEFT THE BODY, CHASED OUT, AS IF BY AN IMMUNE SYSTEM. BUT THE PROBLEM IS IT WASN'T ANY LESS DEADLY ON THE OUTSIDE AND NO LESS DETERMINED TO FINISH THE JOB. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE IT COULD BE. WHAT'S WAITING FOR US AT THE END OF THE COUNTDOWN. JACK WAS EXPELLED FROM YOUR SESSION SOMEHOW HE THEN METHODICALLY DESTROYED ALL OUR PLANETS, PROSPIT AND DERSE, AND TRIED TO WIPE US ALL OUT. SO THAT WE COULDN'T DO THE SAME THING TO HIM AGAIN BUT HE WAS ALWAYS SAVING HIS TRUE TARGET FOR LAST. THE ONE HE HATED MOST. JACK WAS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE DISEASE ALL ALONG. NOIR IS THE CANCER. IT'S HIM.	„
	~ Karkat to Jade

“	YOU MADE AN UNBEATABLE BOSS IS WHAT YOU DID. THE IDIOT YOU CALL THE JADE HUMAN WENT AHEAD AND PROTOTYPED HER FREAK OF A LUSUS, WHILE YOU DECIDED TO TAKE A NAP FOR SOME REASON RATHER THAN DOING WHAT A LEADER IS SUPPOSED TO DO AND STOP HER FROM BEING SO FUCKING RETARDED. YOUR VERSION OF JACK, WHO YOU WERE SOMEHOW DUMB ENOUGH TO ENTRUST WITH THE QUEEN'S RING, BECAME ESSENTIALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE. HE THEN WENT ON A RAMPAGE THROUGH YOUR POINTLESS SESSION, WHICH HILARIOUSLY, WAS ALREADY A LOST CAUSE EVEN BEFORE THIS HAPPENED! I AM JUST BESIDE MYSELF WITH THE SPECTACULAR BREADTH OF YOUR FAILURE. AND IF THIS WASN'T BAD ENOUGH YOUR "SOLUTION" LATER WOULD BE TO OPEN A RIFT IN SOME GLORIOUS GESTURE OF MEANINGLESS SUICIDE. AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW BUT THE RIFT YOU OPENED ENABLED HIM TO ENTER OUR SESSION, JUST AS WE WERE ABOUT TO CLAIM OUR PRIZE. AND NOW WE'RE THE ONES WHO HAVE TO FUCKING DEAL WITH HIM! SO THANKS A LOT, SHIT HEAD.	„
	~ Karkat to Vriska after she prototyped Jack with Becquerel

Background

Jack Noir is a primary antagonist of Homestuck.

Statistics

Key: Base | 3x Prototyped/Jackspers Noirlecrow | 4x Prototyped/Bec Noir

Tier: 9-A | At least 8-B, higher with the Red Miles and Reckoning | High 2-B, higher with the Red Miles

Name: Jack Noir | Jackspers Noirlecrow, Sovereign Slayer | Bec Noir, the Demon, the Cancer, "Bad Dog, Worst Enemy", Dog Jack, Jacquerel

Origin: Homestuck

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Renegade Pawn, Dersite Agent | Rebellious Warlord | "Final Boss"

Alignment: Chaotic Evil (Jack is a very in-cooperate man, often stabbing away violent to all those around him.

Dimensionality: 3-D

Attack Potency: Room level (Comparable to his alternate counterpart, who can fight and kill monsters of this size) | At least City Block level (Fought against Bro evenly, who could cut a meteor in two), higher with the Red Miles and Reckoning

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