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Darkwing Duck

Negaduck

DuckTales (2017)

“	Crime doesn't pay, especially if they don't pay for gas	„
	~ Darkwing

“	Nope. It's not like I have to get the D; I don't even know what it does! But it pisses me off! I feel like an ass! I can't let that go! I feel like I've been fooled! It's like a test from the game programmers! A challenge! Like, you put that D there, and I'm gonna figure out how you intend I get to it! I believe this is possible. All I gotta do is bounce on one of these penguins. Why would it be so difficult?! You know why? The penguins don't come when you're anywhere near the D. No, you gotta walk WAY out there before they start coming, and at that point they're so fast ya lose 'em! Ah! I'll stun 'em with my gun, then bounce off 'em! I just gotta get one of them over to the D...! Fuck... (wheeze) fuck! I give up. There's a whole game ahead of me. Fuck the D; the D can suck my dick!	„
	~ The Nerd trying to get the D

“	I've been playin' on "Normal Mode". I'm changin' it to "Easy". Huh. "Easy" and "Normal". Should be called "Hard", and "FUCKING BULLSHIT"!	„
	~ The Nerd mad at how hard the game is

“	So where does Darkwing Duck fall on the scale? I'd say somewhere around... here. Of course that means there are games that are worse, but from what I've seen so far, Darkwing Duck is the WORST game on the TurboGrafx-16. Being the worst at something is quite an achievement. I'm the fuckin' Nerd, I'll see ya next time	„
	~ The Nerd

Background

Darkwing Duck is the main protagonist of the Darkwing Duck Turbografx-16 video game. Steelbeak has recruited some of St. Canard's dangerous criminals to help to build an ultimate crime weapon. As a result, S.H.U.S.H. requires the help of Darkwing Duck to stop them. There are few clues, except a picture of the criminals looking at stolen artwork. Darkwing must bring Steelbeak to justice by scouring the city to find jigsaw puzzle pieces that reveal the villain's location.