SCP-3008

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Background

SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA, a popular furniture retail chain. A person entering SCP-3008 will be translocated to SCP-3008-1, a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store that extends far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit.

SCP-3008-1 contains instances known as SCP-3008-2, humanoid entities that possess exaggerated and inconsistent bodily proportions, often described as being too short or too tall, along with wearing a yellow shirt and blue trousers consistent with the IKEA employee uniform.

SCP-3008-1 has a rudimentary day-night cycle that affects SCP-3008-2, when it is night, the instances become aggressive and attack all other lifeforms within SCP-3008-1, vocalizing the phrase "The store is now closed, please exit the building" in a polite tone. Once it is day, SCP-3008-2 becomes immediately passive and moves throughout SCP-3008-1 seemingly at random, being completely unresponsive and will only react violently if attacked.

SCP-3008-1 has multiple exits located within, however, these do not have a fixed position, making it difficult to leave SCP-3008-1 once inside.

General Information

Name: SCP-3008

Other Names: A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA

Origin: SCP Foundation

First Appearance: SCP-3008 File log

Company: SCP Foundation

Sex: None (SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA)

Sexuality: None

Pronouns: It

Age: Unknown

Homeworld: Earth

Address: Unknown

Story Role: SCP

Classification: IKEA, Euclid Class

Object: Furniture Retail Chain

State of Being: Inorganic

Physiology: Retail Chain Physiology

In-Universe Creator: Unknown

Size: Infinite (Inconclusive results from using laser rangefinders have led to the speculation that the space may be infinite. Noted in an IKEA-branded journal by a man that it felt like the place stretches on forever. Noted in the same journal that the ceiling is very high and as far as anyone can tell it goes on forever)

Weight: Unknown

Environment: Store

Resources:

• Unknown number of civilians within SCP-3008-1 can construct settlements and fortifications, which is noted in a man's journal to be made out of shelves, beds, tables and whatever else was in the store.
• Shops with food that are restocked by SCP-3008-2 instances.

Status: Active

Alignment: Unaligned

Threat Level: Street Threat for SCP-3008-2 instances (During the "night" instances of SCP-3008-2 will become violent towards all other lifeforms within SCP-3008-1)

Codex Statistics

Cardinality: ℵ0 (Inconclusive results from the use of laser rangefinders have led to the speculation that the space may be infinite)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Range: Universal (Inconclusive results from the use of laser rangefinders have led to the speculation that the space may be infinite), Multi-Universal with Battlefield Removal (It is noted in a survivor journal how survivors have completely different histories than he does, with him theorizing that different dimensions/realities as some come from places where there is no Statue of Liberty, they didn't launch a space station, █████ ███████ was the Prime Minister, etcetera)

Intelligence: Unknown Intelligence

Knowledge: Unknown level

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Effects

Battlefield Removal (Forced Teleportation; A person entering SCP-3008 through the main entrance and then passing out of sight to the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP-3008-1. This displacement will typically go unnoticed as no change will occur from the perspective of the victim and they will generally not become aware until they try to return to the entrance), Spatial Manipulation (SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store, extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit), Temperature Manipulation (Despite SCP-3008-1 being a building bigger than some NASA buildings that are so big they have their weather patterns, there is no temperature change ever felt in SCP-3008-1)

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Notable Features

• Inhabitants
  • SCP-3008-2: SCP-3008-2 are humanoid entities that exist within SCP-3008-1, while superficially resembling humans, they possess exaggerate and inconsistent bodily proportions, often described as being too short or too tall. During the "night" instances of SCP-3008-2 will become violent towards all other lifeforms within SCP-3008-1. Once "day" begins SCP-3008-2 instances immediately become passive and begin moving throughout SCP-3008-1.
• Areas
  • SCP-3008-1: SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store, extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit, current measurements indicate an area of at least 10km² with no visible external terminators detected in any direction. Inconclusive results from the use of laser rangefinders have led to the speculation that the space may be infinite.
  • At least 20 towns of lost civilians. Some of the names are:
    • Exchange
    • Trolleys
    • Checkouts
    • Aisle 630
• Objects
  • Multiple exits located at unfixed positions.
  • Shops with food that are restocked by SCP-3008-2 instances.
  • Knives from restuarnts.
  • Lawn mower blades made into hatchets.
  • A fire axe.
  • Trolleys used to move big boxes around.

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Other

Issues: SCP-3008-1 has one or more exits located within, however these exits do not have a fixed position, making it difficult to leave SCP-3008-1 once inside.

References

• SCP-3008 original article page.