I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.
I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
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I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.
Tier: Likely 8-A. 5-A with Weapons | At least 2-A | At least 2-A, likely far higher | Low 1-B
Name: Caliborn, undyingUmbarage | Lord of Time | The Lordling | Lord English, Angel of Double Death, Lord Muscleguy, Lord Kingfish (By Meenah), "The Big Bad"
Origin: Homestuck
Age: 11 "units" | Same | Same, albeit a bit older | Older than time and the plot of Homestuck itself
Gender: Hermaphrodite, but identifies as a male
Classification: Cherub, Sburb Player | God, Lord of Time | Ascended God-Tier | Indestructible Paradox Demon, Unholy Fusion of several entities
Attack Potency: Likely Multi-City Block level (Should be comparable to that of the other base characters). Large Planet level (Can easily beat up Gamzee Makara) | At least Multiverse level+ (As a Lord, he is superior to most other God-Tiers. Fought off physically against God-Tier John Egbert) | At least Multiverse level+ (Vastly superior to before; Sealed the Beta Kids, and stomped
from the true beginning, then, and moving swiftly. i began the same as you. vulnerable, weak, but without the comfort of others, to whom those flaws would endear me. so i became strong, and killed my brother. i wore him down. i ate his soul. i dressed my words in his blood to hear victory every time i spoke. i consumed his strength, too. it was always in me, just as yours was in him. but being strong was not enough. a dead session is an impossible time challenge. the planets detonate sooner and sooner, one by one. it is a trial designed to be unwinnable. a muse of space could never solve it. but a lord of time could, with relentless perseverence. it could only be him. (...) i was never meant to rise to the place he holds because the game was rigged. tilted in favor of his aspect.