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| |-|1={{Quote|...I didn't study time travel for twenty cycles to end up as a blasted nut cart operator. I joined up to save the world!|Cavendish}}
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| |-|2={{Quote|Where's my limo? Where's my fish tank? Where's my attractive partner?|Balthazar Cavendish}}
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| |-|3={{Quote|I'm not looking at animals you doltish snack hound! I'm looking for the boy whose thwarted our mission time and time again - the enemy agent.|Balthazar Cavendish in We're Going to the Zoo}}
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| |-|4={{Quote|Did you know I used to play concert piano? I could have had an entirely different career! A different life. But instead, here I am. With you.|Balthazar Cavendish to Dakota}}
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| |-|5={{Quote|As per usual, I'll do the adult thing... and meddle with the time-space continuum no matter what the consequences.|Balthazar Cavendish}}
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| |-|6={{Quote|'''Dakota''': Ah, you know, that was just a theory. I don't know that he's an actual agent. I thought m...
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| '''Cavendish''': Of course he is! Who else could undermine our every effort with such precision?
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| '''Dakota''': Soccer mom, a slight wind, a...
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| '''Cavendish''': Oh yes.
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| '''Dakota''': ...a potted plant maybe.
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| '''Cavendish''': Go ahead. Mock me.
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| '''Dakota''': I am.
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| '''Cavendish''': But, when I figure out how to thwart the boy who's been sent to thwart us, I am going to double reverse thwart him back.
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| '''Dakota''': I bet we don't even see him this time.
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| '''Cavendish''': Five American dollars says we do.
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| '''Dakota''': Forget that. If I win, you stuff your pants full of pistachios and dance to the zoo song. I will accompany.
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| '''Cavendish''': And the reverse if I win?
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| '''Dakota''': Sure, as if I wouldn't do that anyway.
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| '''Cavendish''': Eh, that's true.|Dakota and Cavendish talking to eachother}}
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| ==Background== | | ==Background== |
| '''Balthazar Cavendish''' is a major character appearing in ''Milo Murphy's Law''. They are time traveler who is best friends with [[Vinnie Dakota]]. Despite their best efforts, they are stuck failing a job as a Pistachio guardian. | | '''Preparation''' is defined as a character's ability to increase their capabilities significantly. Generally, in the presence of sufficient time, resources and conditions. An example of preparation would be how normal humans are merely weak by themselves, but they can make weapons that can destroy cities with preparation. However, preparation is also an optional addition to [[Versus Threads]] as while a character doesn't have to be given preparation, many of them benefit from it or cannot invent gadgets with preparation. |
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| ==Powers and Stats== | | ==Types== |
| '''[[DebatesJungle Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''9-B''' | | *'''Education:''' - Education is the ability to learn skills or knowledge that a character would not know or would improve. An example of this would be a Slugger training in another form of boxing so that they can counter a Counterpuncher style. |
| | *'''[[Reactive Evolution|Evolution]]:''' - Evolution is the ability to adapt, grow, and become stronger before fighting an opponent. An example of this would be a character training before a battle in order to get stronger or even become passively stronger over time. |
| | *'''Technological Preparation:''' - Technological preparation is the ability to create gadgets, tools, weapons, etc. in order to help in combat. An example of this would be a scientist who is Human level but can make Planet level technology. |
| | *'''Information Preparation:''' - Information Preparation is the ability to gain information on the opponent before the battle starts. An example of this would be a character being able to find out his opponent's weaknesses. |
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| '''Name:''' Balthazar Tiberius Cavendish, Balthazar Cavendish, Cavendish
| | ==How each of them works in a Versus Thread== |
| | ===Education=== |
| | ====Valid Examples==== |
| | [[File:Edison crane prep.jpg|center|300px|thumb|Edison Crane studying martial arts moves from watching movies]] |
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| '''Origin:''' Milo Murphy's Law
| | ====Non-Valid Examples==== |
| | [[File:1469719826 Raichu vs Pikachu.gif|center|thumb|400px|Pikachu was able to defeat Raichu on his second try without any actual training]] |
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| '''Gender:''' Male
| | ===Evolution=== |
| | ====Valid Examples==== |
| | [[File:Download (34).jpg|thumb|center|600px|Lavos is the very reason for the evolution of humanity]] |
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| '''Age:''' Unknown
| | ====Non-Valid Examples==== |
| | [[File:Glameow-purugly.gif|center|thumb|400px|Pokémon trainers can evolve their Pokémon]] |
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| '''Classification:''' Human, Time Traveler, Alien Refuse Engineer
| | ===Technological Preparation=== |
| | | ====Valid Examples==== |
| '''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Wall level''' ([https://youtu.be/bumkTGWPALw?t=0m32s Can harm] [[Vinnie Dakota]])
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| '''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
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| '''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:''' '''Superhuman''' (Can keep up with [[Milo Murphy]])
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| '''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:''' '''Superhuman'''
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| '''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:''' '''Superhuman'''
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| '''[[Lifting Strength]]:''' '''Unknown'''
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| '''[[Striking Strength]]:''' '''Wall Class'''
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| '''[[Durability]]:''' '''Wall level'''
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| '''[[Stamina]]:''' Average
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| '''[[Range]]:''' Standard Melee Range, Universal+ with [[Time Travel]]
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| '''[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]:'''
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| '''[[Standard Equipment]]:''' Time Travel machines.
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| '''[[Intelligence]]:''' '''Above Average''' (Spent years learning how to be a time agent)
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| '''Standard Tactics:''' While they don't fight that much, they time traveled in order to kill Derek with orange soda.
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| '''Weaknesses:''' Normal Human Weaknesses. Is willing to break the rules of time.
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| ==Gallery== | |
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| ==Battle Records== | |
| '''Notable Victories:'''
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| '''Notable Losses:'''
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| '''Inconclusive Matches:'''
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| |-|1={{Quote|♪ We’re going to the zoo ♪ | | |-|Building=[[File:Build the machine gun.jpg|center|thumb|400px|Walter White built a machine gun in his car]] |
| | | |-|And usage=[[File:And now you use it.png|center|thumb|400px|And used it to wipe out Jack and his gang]] |
| ♪ We’re going to the zoo ♪
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| ♪ And then we’re gonna see some animals! ♪
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| ♪ We’re going to the zoo ♪
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| ♪ We’re going to the zoo ♪
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| ♪ And then we’re gonna see some animals ♪|We're Going to the Zoo}}
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| |-|2={{Quote|'''Dakota''': You're gonna laugh. You died a couple hundred times, and each time, I changed the time stream to come back and save you, and each time, that's created another Dakota, and since there's... there's only supposed to be one of us in any one timeline, the extras had to go somewhere. So... we found this island. | |
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| '''Dakota Paradox 1''': Look! It's Cavendish!
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| '''Dakota Paradox 2''': Cavendish?!
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| '''Dakota Paradox 3''': Cavendish, wow! Is it really him?!
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| '''Dakota Paradox 4''': Cavendish!
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| '''Dakota Paradox 5''': Hey, check out my tattoo of your hat!
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| '''Dakota Paradox 6''': Try some orange soda.
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| '''Cavendish''': You... You really sacrificed yourself hundreds of times for me?
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| '''Dakota''': Yeah. Whatta ya gonna do? Y... You're Cavendish.
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| '''Cavendish''': Oh, my dear Dakotas, I want to thank you for what you all have done.
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| '''Dakota Paradoxes''': Whatta ya gonna do?|Dakota revealing to Cavendish that he reset the timeline hundreds of times}}
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| |-|3={{Quote|I know, but you don't know what we do! Going where you don't want to go, cleaning up messes you don't want to clean up. Risking our lives, losing our lives! Look at this man! Do you know how many times he has laid down his life for this job? Crushed by steamrollers, devoured by raccoons, milked to death! All for you! You would not believe how many serious rules I've broken, and timelines I've altered, to go back and save him, and, uh, and the defence rests.|Dakota revealing he reset the timeline hundreds of times to the judge}}
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| |-|4={{Quote|I could [do something]. And I am. I'm eating pistachios. And now I'm playing the harmonica. Oh great, now it's clogged.|Vinnie Dakota}} | |
| |-|5={{Quote|If you're still alive can we go home now?|Vinnie Dakota}} | |
| |-|6={{Quote|'''Dakota''': Ah, you know, that was just a theory. I don't know that he's an actual agent. I thought m...
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| '''Cavendish''': Of course he is! Who else could undermine our every effort with such precision?
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| '''Dakota''': Soccer mom, a slight wind, a...
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| '''Cavendish''': Oh yes.
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| '''Dakota''': ...a potted plant maybe.
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| '''Cavendish''': Go ahead. Mock me.
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| '''Dakota''': I am.
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| '''Cavendish''': But, when I figure out how to thwart the boy who's been sent to thwart us, I am going to double reverse thwart him back.
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| '''Dakota''': I bet we don't even see him this time.
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| '''Cavendish''': Five American dollars says we do.
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| '''Dakota''': Forget that. If I win, you stuff your pants full of pistachios and dance to the zoo song. I will accompany.
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| '''Cavendish''': And the reverse if I win?
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| '''Dakota''': Sure, as if I wouldn't do that anyway.
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| '''Cavendish''': Eh, that's true.|Dakota and Cavendish talking to eachother}}
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| </tabber> | | </tabber> |
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| ==Background== | | ====Non-Valid Examples==== |
| '''Vinnie Dakota''' is a major character appearing in ''Milo Murphy's Law''. They are time traveler who is best friends with [[Balthazar Cavendish]]. They take their with little seriousness and acts care free.
| | [[File:Hbg-title-9780340751442-5.png|center|thumb|200px|The aliens from the Worldwar books take much longer than humans do to make technology, to the point that they were shocked that humans could make nuclear weapons]] |
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| ==Powers and Stats== | |
| '''[[DebatesJungle Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''9-B'''
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| '''Name:''' Vinnie Dakota, Dakota
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| '''Origin:''' Milo Murphy's Law
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| '''Gender:''' Male
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| '''Age:''' Unknown
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| '''Classification:''' Human, Time Traveler, Alien Refuse Engineer
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| '''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''Wall level''' ([https://youtu.be/cWGFCQ4wHZA?list=PLZ5dOWSTem-yaeFZA1FjinvD6hG9Ir-5l&t=49 Harmed] [[Derek (Milo Murphy's Law)|Derek]])
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| '''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''
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| '''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:''' '''Superhuman''' (Can keep up with [[Milo Murphy]])
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| '''[[Speed|Combat Speed]]:''' '''Superhuman'''
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| '''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:''' '''Superhuman'''
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| '''[[Lifting Strength]]:''' '''Unknown'''
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| '''[[Striking Strength]]:''' '''Wall Class'''
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| '''[[Durability]]:''' '''Wall level'''
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| '''[[Stamina]]:''' Average (While he was called out of shape once, he was able to outrun the pistachions)
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| '''[[Range]]:''' Standard Melee Range, Universal+ with [[Time Travel]]
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| '''[[Hax|Powers and Abilities]]:'''
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| '''[[Standard Equipment]]:''' Time Travel machines.
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| '''[[Intelligence]]:''' '''Average''' (He's far more care free than Cavendish and willing to do stupid stuff), possibly '''higher''' (His clones ran a entire island although it took hundreds of clones)
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| '''Standard Tactics:''' Leads with physicals but also time travel depending on the situation.
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| '''Weaknesses:''' Normal Human Weaknesses. Is willing to break the rules of time.
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| ==Gallery== | | ===Information Preparation=== |
| | ====Valid Examples==== |
| | [[File:Lex luther ring.jpg|thumb|center|300px|Lex Luther created a kryptonite ring]] |
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| ==Battle Records== | | ====Non-Valid Examples==== |
| '''Notable Victories:'''
| | [[File:Doof fucking jobs again.gif|thumb|center|350px|Doofenshmirtz ruined a recreation of his own painting]] |
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| | ==Users== |
| | *[[Walter White]] (Breaking Bad) |
| | *[[Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz]] ([[Phineas and Ferb|Phineas and Ferb]]) |
| | *[[Jesse (Minecraft: Story Mode)|Jesse]] ([[Minecraft|Minecraft: Story Mode]]) |
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| | ==See also== |
| [[Category:Blog posts]] | | *[[Versus Threads]] |
| | *[[Standard Battle Assumptions]] |