Tankman

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Thanks Steve, I feel handsome. Oh my, I'm getting a major hardon. That must mean the enemy's near, there's no time to waste. Let's get the tank loaded up.

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God effin' dammit. Well played you little shit. But this is war. And in war, people die! Men, get ready to fire! Sorry, no prompt for you this year!

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Ah, look who it is, your sexually ambiguous angry little friend. Don't you have a school to shoot up? There's one way to settle this. Let's rock, you little cunts! You little cunts!

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Well well well, what do we got here? We should just kill you, but what the hell, it's been a boring day. Let's see what you got!

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Heh, pretty tight bars for a little dude who's simpin' over an ugly boring little teenager that wears her mom's clothes.

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Ugh, you're pretty good!

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Background

Sergeant John Captain, referred to simply as Captain or Cap, is the main protagonist of the Tankmen series created by JohnnyUtah. Captain comes from a post apocalyptic desert-like hellscape where only militias of Tankmen survive. He is the driver of the tank from the Newgrounds logo.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 8-C physically, likely higher via weapons

Name: Sergeant John Captain, Tankman

Origin: Newgrounds, Friday Night Funkin'

Gender: Male

Age: 30-35

Classification: Leader of Tankmen

Attack Potency: Building level physically (Comparable to Boyfriend and possibly killed him due to his game over statements), likely higher via weapons (Implied he would've easily killed Boyfriend if he shot him. His tank can blow off a chunk of someone's skull, who should be comparable to other Tankmen)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Athletic Human (Outran other survivors like him), Subsonic via Tank (Reaches 88 MPH per hour)

Combat Speed: Massively Hypersonic

Reaction Speed: Massively Hypersonic

Lifting Strength: Athletic Human

Striking Strength: Athlete Class

Durability: Building level (Scales to Boyfriend. Comparable to Sniper who woke up from a backstab from Steve)

Stamina: Above Average

Range: Standard Melee Range, Hundreds of meters with this gun and tank

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Usage (Has been using guns and tanks for years), Social Influencing (Convinced a depressed man to join his army. Is a natural leader), Enhanced Senses (His crotch can detect nearby enemies), Human Achievements (He's the leader of the Tankmen), Durability Negation (Can break both Boyfriend and Girlfriend's bones via singing), Breaking the Fourth Wall ([https://youtu.be/GZOo84nSpA8?t=131 Taunts Boyfriend for getting a game over and tells him to retry other weeks), possibly Non-Physical Interaction (Can likely interact with Spirit, much like Boyfriend

Standard Equipment: Gun, Parachute, Tank, Armor, Microphone

Intelligence: Above Average (Is the leader of the Tankmen for years during a post-apocalyptic world. Is stated to be cunning and a fearless leader. Has knowledge on weapons. Comparable to other Tankmen who trained Private Skiddles to be an expert sniper)

Standard Tactics: John will automatically pull out his gun and start firing. If in his tank, he'd fire away with that. He can also sing.

Weaknesses: None Notable.

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