User:Cerberusleuth/Dirk

“	THAT FIGHT... INCREDIBLE I MUST SAY! YOU MAY BE WHAT SATRALIA NEEDS. I AM COLONEL SATURN. ZOOM! IF YOU WOULD HAVE AN OLD SOLDIER LIKE ME FOLLOW YOU FOR A WHILE... I WOULD LIKE TO RECRUIT YOU TO HELP ME CLEAR OUT THE OLD LAKE TOWER ZOOM. ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO, A METEOR KER-SLAMMED OVER BY LAKE, AND MANY OF US WENT GREEN. GREEN MR. SATURN IS MEAN LIKE THE ROCKS OF ROCK WAR II. TOGETHER WE WILL DRIVE THE ENEMIES BACK. BOING!	„
	~ Col. Saturn upon joining Alinivar

“	WOWWWW... THIS THING COOLER THAN VICTORY DAY. IT GLOWING? I SEE... GREAT BATTLE AHEAD. BIGGER THAN THE ROCK WAR, ZOOM... I AM HAPPY TO BE PART OF SUCH AN IMPORTANT UNDERTAKING. I'M IN TILL THE END.	„
	~ Col. Saturn on the Misplaced Tree Trunk and upon discovering PSI

Background

Colonel Saturn, also called Col. Saturn for short, is a veteran of Rock War II who accompanies Alinivar on his journey to obtain the four pieces of the Apple of Enlightenment. Like many Mr. Saturns, he has a curious and upbeat personality, and during multiple sidequests, he bravely fights alone as needed. He joins the Applechasers after he watches Alinivar beat up a Mr. Sicko.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A | At least 9-A | At least 9-A | 8-B | At least 8-B | At least 8-B | At least 8-B | At least 8-B | 2-C

Name: Colonel Saturn, Col. Saturn, bamf, Big Nose, Military Man

Origin: Mother: Cognitive Dissonance

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown, but Elderly (Is a veteran warrior who fought in the Rock War)

Classification: Mr. Saturn, Military Soldier, Applechaser

Attack Potency: Small Building level+ (Can fight alongside Alinivar) | At least Small Building level+ (Superior to before) | At least Small Building level+ | City Block level (Comparable to Larice) | At least City Block level (Superior to before) | At least City Block level | At least City Block level | At least City Block level | Complex Universe level (Absorbed his own magicant. Fought against Giygas)

Dimensionality: 3-D, 4-D after absorbing Magicant

Travel Speed: Superhuman (Comparable to the rest of the party members) | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | Extra-Temporal (Fought against Giygas)

Combat Speed: Speed of Light (Can use abilities such as PK Flash or PK Beam) | FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ (Fought against the Gargiathan, who caught the Nowhere Train, but the Nowhere Train was unable to move, although this may be a game mechanic) | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | Extra-Temporal

Reaction Speed: Speed of Light (Can dodge abilities such as PK Flash or PK Beam) | FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | At least FTL, possibly Massively FTL+ | Extra-Temporal

Lifting Strength: Unknown

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Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Healing (Via DING!, which heals the party), Weapon Usage (Proficient in gun usage), Statistics Amplification, Statistics Amplification, and Absorption (ZOOM will absorb some speed from the enemy), Purification (DING will get rid of the Numb, Wrapped, and Sleep Debuff)

Poison Manipulation and Disease Manipulation (Mushroom Blaster can cause Poison, Coughing, and Nausea)

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Key: Beginning of Game | Post-Misplaced Tree Trunk | Post-Deep Spring | Post-Crystal Caves | Post-Eye of the Pyramid | Post-Last Water | Post-Tardrowned Pool | Post-Forgotten Home | Post-Magicant

Battle Records

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