User:Cerberusleuth/pp

John Egbert

“	Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. What will you do?	„
	~ Introduction Page

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Tier: 9-B physically, likely 9-A with Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text, higher with Accelerated Development. Up to 6-C, possibly far higher with Weather Manipulation | High 2-B, higher with Accelerated Development | At least High 2-B physically, higher with Accelerated Development. Unknown with the Retcon Powers, 1-B through Environmental Destruction

Name: John Egbert, Zoosmell Pooplord (Rejected Joke Name),

Origin: Homestuck

Sex: Male

Age: 13 years BoS,

Classification: Human,

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Intelligence: (Survived 13 years without a name. Amateur magician, able to code at computers, but isn't very good at it.)

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Powers and Abilities

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Divine Protection (Watched over by the MSPA Reader and it will assist John; Picked the cake off the chest), Dimensional Storage (Through his Sylladex), Breaking the Fourth Wall, Observation (Type 2: All Sburb players can refuse being given a name if they feel like it's too insulting, or destroy the naming option outright), Smoke Manipulation (Through smoke pellets), Blood Manipulation (Blood capsules)

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Standard Equipment

Sylladex, Two fake arms, pair of trick handcuffs, stunt sword, magician's hat, pair of beagle puss glasses, smoke pellets, blood capsules, copy of Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery, Copy of Harry Anderson's "Wise Guy", by Mike Caveney.

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  John Egbert's Beta Sprite

Rose Lalonde

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Tier: 9-B, higher with Accelerated Development | High 2-B | High 2-B, higher with Accelerated Development | 1-B

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Observation (Type 2: All Sburb players can refuse being given a name if they feel like it's too insulting, or destroy the naming option outright)

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Jade Harley

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Observation (Type 2: All Sburb players can refuse being given a name if they feel like it's too insulting, or destroy the naming option outright)

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Jane Crocker

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Observation (Type 2: All Sburb players can refuse being given a name if they feel like it's too insulting, or destroy the naming option outright)

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Roxy Lalonde

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Observation (Type 2: All Sburb players can refuse being given a name if they feel like it's too insulting, or destroy the naming option outright)

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Dirk Strider

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Observation (Type 2: All Sburb players can refuse being given a name if they feel like it's too insulting, or destroy the naming option outright)

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Jake English

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Tier: 9-B, higher with Accelerated Development | 8-B physically, higher with Accelerated Development. At least High 2-B, possibly far higher with the Field of Hope

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Observation (Type 2: All Sburb players can refuse being given a name if they feel like it's too insulting, or destroy the naming option outright)

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Dad Egbert

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Bro Strider

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Jack Noir (Beta)

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Spades Slick

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Jack Noir (Alpha)

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Peregrine Mendicant

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The Black King

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Snowman

Tier: 9-B physically, High 2-B upon death

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Andrew Hussie

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Tier: 8-B | 1-B | At least 1-B

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Bilious Slick

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Liv Tyler

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MSPA Reader

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Tier: 9-B | At least 9-B physically, Unknown with the Retcon Powers, 1-B through Environmental Destruction | At least 1-B

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The Dark Gods

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