The official discord link if you wish to join the discord: https://discord.gg/j5RKwCvAFu
The background art comes from Cherylann1960.
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{{!}}-{{!}}Standard Outfit= | {{!}}-{{!}}Standard Outfit= | ||
[[File:EGBRET.png|thumb|400px]] | [[File:EGBRET.png|thumb|400px]] | ||
{{Quote|<i>PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX. | |||
I SAID, PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX. | |||
WHY COULDN'T YOU PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX?</i>|Narration to John when he looks at the Con Air poster}} | |||
{{Quote|ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have [[Dave Strider|you]] ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?|John trying to trick Dave into thinking his Apple Juice is actually piss}} | |||
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{{!}}-{{!}}Unique Powers= | {{!}}-{{!}}Unique Powers= | ||
{{!}}-{{!}}Resistances= | {{!}}-{{!}}Resistances= | ||
'''[[Resistance]]''' to '''[[Plot Manipulation]]''' (Able to resist commands from the narrative; [https://www.homestuck.com/story/16 John didn't "squawk like an imbecile and shit on his desk"]), | '''[[Resistance]]''' to '''[[Plot Manipulation]]''' (Able to resist commands from the narrative; [https://www.homestuck.com/story/16 John didn't "squawk like an imbecile and shit on his desk"], [https://www.homestuck.com/story/23 refused to eat cake when the narration told him to],), | ||
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===Notable Techniques=== | ===Notable Techniques=== | ||
[[File:JohnCaptcha.gif|thumb|250px|John storing smoke pellets]] | |||
*'''Sylladex''': Something every Sburb Player has. Using this, John can store items in it for later purposes. | |||
*'''Merging''': John can merge items in the sylladex, saving space as well as potentially altering their purpose. | |||
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===Other=== | ===Other=== | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | |||
JonHappy.gif | |||
</gallery> | |||
==Battle Records== | ==Battle Records== | ||
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| “ | PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.
I SAID, PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX. WHY COULDN'T YOU PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX? |
„ |
| ~ Narration to John when he looks at the Con Air poster |
| “ | ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage? | „ |
| ~ John trying to trick Dave into thinking his Apple Juice is actually piss |
John Egbert is the main protagonist of Homestuck
Key:
Tier:
Name: John Egbert, Zoosmell Pooplord (rejected joke name),
Origin: Homestuck
Sex: Male
Age: 13 years old BoS,
Classification:
Intelligence: (Managed to live 13 years without a name. Can program computers, but not really got at it. Is an amateur magician. Quickly got used to the system of SBURB.)
Fake Arms, Smoke Pellets, Poster, Hammer and Nails,
Standard Tactics:
Weaknesses: Cannot access items from the back of his sylladex and must eject it to use it. If his Sylladex is full and can't store more items, the last item will be ejected.
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