User:Cerberusleuth/Homestuff

“	I HAVE PORED OVER EVERY NAUSEATING VERSE. IT HAS BEEN A TRUE EXERCISE IN AGONY. FEW COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING. BUT THAT'S OK. BECAUSE I'M NOT THE IDIOT KID I USED TO BE. NOW I KNOW. THAT WHAT IT TAKES FOR ME TO LEARN AND GROW STRONGER. IS EXCRUCIATING EFFORT. SO I HAVE A CHOICE. WHICH IS TO EITHER BE WEAK. WHEN WEAKNESS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. OR TO SUFFER. FOREVER. UNTIL NO ONE ELSE EXISTS. WHO IS STRONGER THAN ME.	„
	~ Caliborn

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I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.

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GIRL. YOU THERE. GIRL. GIRL, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?

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Background

Caliborn is the true antagonist of Homestuck. He is one of the two Cherub Sburb players, alongside of his sister, Calliope. With burning hatred for his sister, he hired an alternate version of Jack Noir to kill her, prevailing in the battle of the two, then begins his quest of LOCAM (Land of Colors and Mayhem) to begin his quest for godhood.

By swiftly taking his own life on his quest bed, he ascends to God-Tier shortly afterwards: Becoming the Lord of Time. From thereon, he begins to mess with the narrative until confronted by John Egbert. After being defeated by John, Caliborn continues his quest to Godhood, defeating Yaldaboath, and gaining his treasure. By destroying the grandfather clock and absorbing the Juju's power, he becomes an ascended God-Tier, beginning his "masterpiece", where he summons the beta and alpha kids.

After sealing the former away in the juju (and then banishing the treasure to the Furthest Ring, making it extremely difficult to be found), he proceeds to stomp the latter until Jake English used the field of hope to knock him down, Arquius making a suprise appearence to hold him down, and Dirk Strider to start to extract his soul from his body. Allowing this to happen, Caliborn allows the soul of himself, Arquiusprite, and one half of Gamzee Makara to be sealed in to Lil' Cal, then travel all the way back in time, allowing to plant the seeds of his existence into unsuspecting people, allowing himself to will himself into existence once the universe is destroyed, becoming Lord English, an indestructible demon that proceeds to destroy all of existence to secure his own.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Likely 9-A physically. 8-A with weapons | At least 2-A | At least 2-A | At least High 1-B, likely 1-A

Name: Caliborn, undyingUmbrarage (screen name) | Lord of Time | The Lordling | Lord English, Angel of Double Death, Lord of Time, Father Time, Invisible/Unseen Riddler, the "Anti-Narrative"

Origin: Homestuck

Age: 11 "units" | As before | In his 20s or 30s (Claims to be an adult) | Older than time and the narrative of Homestuck itself

Classification: Cherub, Sburb player | God-Tier | Ascended God-Tier | Indestructible paradox demon, Unholy fusion of several entities

Attack Potency: Likely Small Building level physically (Shouldn't be much weaker than other Sburb Players). Multi-City Block level with weapons (Shown several times to be able to harm Gamzee) | At least Multiverse level+ (As a Lord, he should be above all other god-tiers, including the likes of Jade Harley) | At least Multiverse level+ (Superior to before, stomped on all the beta and alpha kids) | At least High Transverse level+ (Consistently stated to be able to destroy all of Paradox Space, being able to conceptually unravel it and being able to cleave its very foundations, which stated to have an infinite hierarchy of creators, each one greater than the last and unaffected by the lower ones.), likely Transcendent level (Andrew Hussie states that Lord English is detached from the narrative, putting him comparable to the likes of Ultimate Dirk.)

Dimensionality: 3-D | 4-D | 4-D | Infinite, likely Devoid

Travel Speed: Supersonic+ (Comparable to the other Sburb Players) | Extra-Temporal (Fought evenly with God-Tier John Egbert) | Extra-Temporal (Superior to before, sealed the Beta Kids before they could react and stomped on all the Alpha Kids) | Omnipresent (Stated that all outcomes are part of his being and Homestuck Book 6 states he has an all encompassing presence)

Combat Speed: Supersonic+, Massively FTL+ with weapons (Blitzed Gamzee) | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal

Reaction Speed: Supersonic+ | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal

Striking Strength: Likely Small Building level | At least Macroversal+ | At least Macroversal+ | At least High Transverse level+, likely Transcendent level

Durability: Likely Small Building level | At least Macroverse level+ (Tanked many hits from John Egbert) | At least Macroverse level+ (Not even Jake's hope field could scratch him) | At least High Transverse level+, likely Transcendent level (Can only be harmed by the Ultimate Weapon, implied to be alive after the furthest ring collapsed on him)

Stamina: Very Higher. Trekked LOCAM without any signs of exhaustion | Higher | Limitless | Limitless

Range: Standard Melee, Higher with Rifle, Macroversal+ with Mind Control (Can control Jack from another session) | Macroversal+ | Macroversal+ | Likely Transcendent level

Powers and Abilities:

Sburb Player Physiology (Type 1), Breaking the Fourth Wall (Can hear the narration and the background music), Mind Manipulation with Lil' Cal (Can control Jack when he looks in Cal's eyes, making him stab himself), Limited Power Nullification with his Juju Breaker (Possesses the Juju Breaker, an object which cancel and destroy all Juju-like abilities), Self-Sustenance, passive Fate Manipulation, Causality Manipulation, Probability Manipulation and Plot Manipulation (Type 4; has passive control over the forces of inevitability, which make it so all events, outcomes and causality serve and answer to him, to the point where he becomes responsible for everything that ever happens), Resistance to Gravity Manipulation (Unaffected by the gravitational attraction of his Kernelsprite)

All previous powers to a greater extent, Sburb Player Physiology (Type 2; Lord of Time), enhanced Causality Manipulation, Fate Manipulation, Probability Manipulation, and Plot Manipulation (Type 4; Now has more control over the outcomes of fate and causality, as well as superior control over the narrative. Possesses the Gift of Gab, allowing him to control the narrative at will), enhanced Accelerated Development (Can climb the echheladder by just standing around), Life Manipulation (Can create life), can "Unlock any lock" with the Skeleton Key Badge, Power Nullification (Can prevent the reader from going to the next page)

All previous powers to a greater extent, Invulnerability (Stated to be invulnerable. Was not harmed by Jake's Field of Hope despite being knocked down by it), Soul Manipulation and Sealing (Trapped the souls of the Beta Kids into the Juju), BFR (Banished the Juju into the Furthest Ring), Energy Projection (Stated he could make a "Rainbow Seizure Field" that could contest or overpower Jake's Field of Hope. Can create clockwork lasers), Resistance to Soul Manipulation (Even when being held down, Dirk could not destroy his soul) and Energy Projection (Jake's Field of Hope could not harm him)

All previous powers to a massively greater extent, Irreversible Damage and Existence Erasure (Type 5; His existence erasure works as a poison that is antithetical to the narrative and completely erased John Egbert without any hopes of recovery, as it was unable to heal from), Reality Warping, TBA