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From The Codex
Oh for frigs flipping sake jane this is no time for your prudish pedantry! Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!
Pardon me... Sir jester? I dont know what this masked bandit has done to deserve such a throttling... Something sufficiently felonious i presume? But it is hard to imagine she has not been punished enough and then some. Perhaps you could um... If its not much bother... See to... Unhanding the lady? Maybe?
TALLY HO
GAD ZOOKS
BOY HOWDY
HOLY TOLEDO
LAND SAKES ALIVE
HELLO NURSE
BY GUM
AY CHIHUAHUA
BOBS YOUR UNCLE
JUMPIN JEHOSA PHAT
SOCK IT TO ME
SHIVER ME TIMBERS
WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER
SHUCKY DARN
FIDDLE FADDLE
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS…
Twink? Cripes this is confusing. It appears that no matter what timeline were inhabiting i can count on you to be absolutely impenetrable!

Background

Jake English is a young man living on a Pacific Island in the room that used to belong to Jade Harley in the pre-scratch universe. When an attempt was made to name him, it was revealed that he, like Jane, already had a name allocated to his placronym on his thirteenth birthday. Not that it really matters though, as you would have probably just stuck him with some vulgar, childish moniker like "Barfbreath Turdsmirk."

Credit to the Official Wiki

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A | 8-A physically. At least 2-C, likely 2-A, possibly far higher with the Field of Hope

Name: Jake English, Page of Hope, "Barfbreath Turdsmirk" (Initial Jokename), golgothasTerror (screen name)

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Male

Age: 16 BoS, 24 EoS

Classification: Sburb Player, Page of Hope

Attack Potency: Small Building level (Comparable to the base cast) | Multi-City Block level (Fought off various members of the Felt, albeit slightly overpowered, but ultimately prevailed). At least Complex Universe level, likely High Multiverse level+, possibly far higher with the Field of Hope (Even while using the "unlimited fury of the Green Sun", Jade was easily overpowered by the Field. Albeit not damaging him, Caliborn was knocked out by the Field, describing himself to be "DUNKED AS FUCK" and making his only "FUCKUP IN HISTORY". Aranea Serket states that Jake is destined to fight Lord English and win, but this is likely a dropped aspect and forgotten)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Supersonic+ (Comparable to Dirk Strider) | Massively FTL+

Combat Speed: Supersonic+ | Massively FTL+. Extra-Temporal with the Field of Hope

Reaction Speed: Supersonic+ | Massively FTL+

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Unknown | Multi-City Block Class

Durability: Small Building level | Multi-City Block level

Stamina: Superhuman

Range: Standard Melee, Hundreds of Meters with guns | As before, far higher with his Field of Hope

Powers and Abilities: Sburb Player Physiology (Type 1), limited Life Manipulation and Creation | All previous powers to a greater extent, Sburb Player Physiology (Type 2: Page of Hope), Life Manipulation and Creation, Forcefield Creation, Energy Projection, Aura, Resistance to BFR (Jade could not zap him away while in his Field of Hope),

Standard Equipment: Twin M9 Berettas | Flintlocks of Zillyhau

Intelligence: Above Average

Standard Tactics: Jake English will use his guns | As before, if things get out of hand, he will use his Field of Hope and shout out random phrases

Weaknesses:: Allergic to peanuts, Jake will die for good if he dies a "heroic" and "just" death in his god-tier form

Key: Base | God-Tier

Battle Records

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