Tankman

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Thanks Steve, I feel handsome. Oh my, I'm getting a major hardon. That must mean the enemy's near, there's no time to waste. Let's get the tank loaded up.

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Well well well, what do we got here? We should just kill you, but what the hell, it's been a boring day. Let's see what you got!

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Heh, pretty tight bars for a little dude who's simpin' over an ugly boring little teenager that wears her mom's clothes.

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God effin' dammit. Well played you little shit. But this is war. And in war, people die! Men, get ready to fire! Sorry, no prom for you this year!

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Ah, look who it is, your sexually ambiguous angry little friend. Don't you have a school to shoot up? There's one way to settle this. Let's rock, you little cunts! You little cunts!

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Ugh, you're pretty good!

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Background

Sergeant John Captain, referred to simply as Captain or Cap, is the main protagonist of the Tankmen series created by JohnnyUtah. Captain comes from a post apocalyptic desert-like hellscape where only militias of Tankmen survive. He is the driver of the tank from the Newgrounds logo.

General Information

Name: Sergeant John Captain, Tankman

Origin: TANKMEN, Friday Night Funkin'

Sex: Male

Age: 30-35

Classification: Leader of Tankmen

Status: Alive

Codex Statistics

Key: Tankman | Friday Night Funkin'

Tier: 10-A physically. 9-C via Gun. 9-B via Tank. | 10-A physically, 9-C with weapons

Dimensionality: 3-D

Attack Potency: Athlete level physically (As a trained soldier surviving on his own from a post-apocalyptic world, he should be on this level. Should be stronger than Private Skittles, who can punch and kick off a small wooden support beam). Peak Human level via Gun (Wields a gun). Wall level via Tank (His tank can blow off a chunk of someone's skull and part of a wooden tower) | Athlete level (Is a trained soldier in a military base), Peak Human level with weapons (Implied he would've easily killed Boyfriend if he shot him)

Durability: Athlete level (Comparable to Sniper who woke up from a backstab), likely Peak Human level via armor (Standard armors should be on this level). Wall level inside his tank | Athlete level likely Peak Human level via armor

Striking Strength: Athlete Class | Athlete Class

Lifting Strength: Athletic Human | Athletic Human

Travel Speed: Athletic Human (Outran other survivors like him), Superhuman via Tank (Reaches 88 MPH per hour) | Superhuman (Should be comparable to Boyfriend)

Combat Speed: Athletic Human, Transonic via gun and tank | Superhuman

Reaction Speed: Athletic Human | Superhuman

Stamina: Above Average

Range: Standard Melee, Hundreds of meters with his gun, tank, and singing.

Intelligence: Above Average (Is the leader of the Tankmen for years during a post-apocalyptic world. Is stated to be cunning and a fearless leader. Has knowledge on weapons. Comparable to other Tankmen who trained Private Skiddles to be an expert sniper)

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Powers and Abilities

Peak Human, Weapon Usage (Has been using guns and tanks for years), Social Influencing (Convinced a depressed man to join his army. Is a natural leader), Enhanced Senses (His crotch can detect nearby enemies), Human Achievements (He's the leader of the Tankmen),

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Human Achievements, Weapon Usage, Absorption (Friday Night Funkin' characters are able to drain their opponents health by their opponent missing the notes of their song and by currently winning the rap battle), Durability Negation (Can break both Boyfriend and Girlfriend's bones via singing), Breaking the Fourth Wall (Taunts Boyfriend for getting a game over and tells him to retry other weeks), possibly Non-Physical Interaction (Can likely interact with Spirit, much like Boyfriend)

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Standard Equipment

Gun, Parachute, Tank, Armor, Microphone

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Other

Standard Tactics: John will automatically pull out his gun and start firing. If in his tank, he'd fire away with that. He sings in Friday Night Funkin'.

Weaknesses: None Notable.

Note: The reason characters in Friday Night Funkin' share the same hax from singing is because rap battles are the main method of battle in Friday Night Funkin' and they have been shown to be deadly as Boyfriend breaks his bones through losing these battles and requires Girlfriend to rewind time so he can try again after his skeleton cracks and he dies. (The NSFW part specifically is a joke, Girlfriend revives him by setting the battle to the beginning just by sitting down on the speakers and can even do it while Boyfriend holds her as shown here.) The official itch.io page directly states that characters such as Daddy Dearest are trying to kill him and not to die in the instructions with the only way of dying being to lose a rap battle. Daddy Dearest also hired Pico as a bounty hunter to kill Boyfriend and there are implications of even more going on during rap battles in canon. Characters that very clearly want to kill/possess Boyfriend and Girlfriend on the spot such as Monster and Spirit lead with starting a rap battle and singing. Boyfriend survives all of these situations unharmed by winning the rap battles. Tankman even implies that boyfriend was killed by losing the rap battle itself and not to mention every character has a death icon when they are pushed all the way to the end of the bar that shows who is winning the rap battle. That same bar is also directly called a health bar by Phantom Arcade.

Battle Records

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