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Thanks Steve, I feel handsome. Oh my, I'm getting a major hardon. That must mean the enemy's near, there's no time to waste. Let's get the tank loaded up.
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God effin' dammit. Well played you little shit. But this is war. And in war, people die! Men, get ready to fire! Sorry, no prompt for you this year!
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Ah, look who it is, your sexually ambiguous angry little friend. Don't you have a school to shoot up? There's one way to settle this. Let's rock, you little cunts! You little cunts!
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Well well well, what do we got here? We should just kill you, but what the hell, it's been a boring day. Let's see what you got!
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Heh, pretty tight bars for a little dude who's simpin' over an ugly boring little teenager that wears her mom's clothes.
Sergeant John Captain, referred to simply as Captain or Cap, is the main protagonist of the Tankmen series created by JohnnyUtah. Captain comes from a post apocalyptic desert-like hellscape where only militias of Tankmen survive. He is the driver of the tank from the Newgrounds logo.
Attack Potency:Building level physically (Comparable to Boyfriend and possibly killed him due to his game over statements), likely higher via weapons (Implied he would've easily killed Boyfriend if he shot him. His tank can blow off a chunk of someone's skull, who should be comparable to other Tankmen)
Intelligence:Above Average (Is the leader of the Tankmen for years during a post-apocalyptic world. Is stated to be cunning and a fearless leader. Has knowledge on weapons. Comparable to other Tankmen who trained Private Skiddles to be an expert sniper)
Standard Tactics: John will automatically pull out his gun and start firing. If in his tank, he'd fire away with that. He can also sing.