Squirrel High Command

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Background

The Squirrel High Command are the faction of military Squirrels which fight in the war against the Tediz, making them a prominent, protagonist force within the series of games.

They first appeared in Bad Fur Day's It's War chapter, where Conker (unwillingly) joined the group when the S.H.C. Sergeant "volunteered" him. In It's War, after a Submarine shot down a fighter plane with two sleeping SHC soldiers inside, the plane crashed, which blocked the exit to the ocean, leaving the troops no way of leaving the port. The SHC Sergeant ordered Conker to get rid of the plane blockade.

After Conker has done his war deeds, the Sergeant doesn't seem to think that Conker's work is done. He then tells Conker "What the hell is that?", and whacks him on the head, knocking him out. Conker awakens in a landing craft, where many other SHC soldiers are on board. After the craft lands on the beach of the Tediz Island, the Tediz shoot all of the soldiers on board, except for Conker.

Conker, along with three other soldiers, are the only survivors of the beach attack. The four head for the entrance to the Tediz Base, however only Conker makes it to through to the end. Conker finds another SHC soldier hiding near the entrance, who had been locked down there for the last ten hours, however, Conker witnesses his death from the machine guns of the Tediz in the gunner nests. Conker then finds it that he is the sole survivor, and becomes a true SHC member by infiltrating the Tediz Base and defeating the Little Girl.

In Bad Fur Day's Multi mode, the SHC soldiers are playable in the War and all stages except for Temple in Deathmatch mode.

Squirrel High Command featured in the Bad Fur Day prequel Young Conker, taking the form of the agency that employs Agent Conker and Agent Berri in their spy action escapades opposing Professor von Kriplespac's nefarious schemes. The game introduces various new members of the SHC, such as Conker's boss Miss Metal Cabinets and others.

General Information

Name: Squirrel High Command

Origin: Conker’s Bad Fur Day

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Military Force

Species: Squirrels

Occupation: Military Soldiers

Status: Active

Alignment: Lawful Neutral (Merely following orders in a huge battlefield)

Codex Statistics

Tier: 10-A physically, 9-B with weapons

Dimensionality: 3-D

Attack Potency: Above Average Human level (Fully trained soldiers), Wall level with weapons (Have weapons that can harm Conker)

Durability: Above Average Human level

Striking Strength: Above Average Human Class

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Travel Speed: Athletic Human

Combat Speed: Supersonic (Capable of tagging Conker. Conker can dodge an intercontinental ballistic missile, which travel at speeds greater then 3200 km/h and can avoid multiple bullets shot at him)

Reaction Speed: Supersonic

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Standard Melee Range, Extended Melee Range with Bat, Chainsaw, & Katana, Several Meters with Throwing Knives, Tens of Meters with Shotgun, Flamethrower, & Slingshot, Hundreds of Meters with Crossbow & Rocket Launcher, Kilometers with Dual SMGs

Intelligence: Unknown (The Squirrel High Command seemed incapable of defeating the Tediz until Conker came along)

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Powers and Techniques

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Vehicular Mastery (Land Vehicles & Air Vehicles; Can ride a hover board across lava, can pilot an airplane even while sleeping), Weapon Mastery (Firearm Usage & Blade Usage; Soldiers are equipped with machine guns and bayonets. In multiplayer mode they can use throwing knives, a pistol, a shotgun, submachine guns, rocket launcher, crossbow, etcetera), Fire Manipulation (Can use a flamethrower to burn enemies), Bulletproof (Some soldiers are equipped with an indestructible titanium laminate completely immune to bullets).
Resistance to Extreme Pains (Some Squirrels can survive being completely electrocuted), Explosion Manipulation (The indestructible titanium laminate is completely immune to explosions including ones that destroy an entire base)

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Equipment

Machine Guns equipped with Bayonets, Indestructible Titanium Laminate Armor

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Other

Standard Tactics: The Squirrels attack through shootings and stabbing.

Weaknesses: Nothing notable.

Battle Records

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