User:Eldrazi Kido/sandbox

“	Your name is DAVE. It is an UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. Your BEDROOM WINDOW is open to let some air in, and your FAN is cranked. Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings us to your variety of INTERESTS. A cool dude like you is sure to have plenty. You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT. What will you do?	„
	~ Introduction Page

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TG: like it is now TG: managing the loops is a balance of careful planning and just rolling with your in the moment decisions TG: and trusting they were the ones you were always supposed to make TG: by now im pretty used to having my intuition woven into the fabric of the alpha timeline

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{{Quote|you ever feel like our whole lives are eventually gonna end up like this

Background

Dave Strider is one of the main characters in Homestuck. He likes being cool and has cool stuff, he also likes to be an ironic ster in which he is and in fact he may even be in his bros level of irony, also he is the third kid to be introduced. He is obsessed with being cool, which manifests itself in his unceasing pursuit of new ironic depths. When the original name "Insufferable Prick" was about to be suggested, he slashed the entry box right in half with a Ninja Sword because he is just way too cool to put up with that.

His Associated Classical Element is Fire, as indicated by his web browser and the weather outside his house, and his Associated Item is Amber.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A | High 2-B | Low 1-C

Key: Base | God Tier | Ultimate Self

Name: Dave Strider, the Knight of Time, turntechGodhead (screen name), Insufferable Prick (initial joke title), the Cool kid

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Male

Age: 13 at the beginning of the story, 16 currently, 23 years in HS^2

Classification: Human, Sburb player, Master of irony | God of time

Attack Potency: Room level | High Multiverse level | Low Complex Multiverse level+

Dimensionality: 3-D

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Lifting Strength: Unknown, higher with sylladex (Can store Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text. Can lift large items. Can lift doors of their hinges, bathtubs, and entire cars) | Unknown | Extra-Temporal

Striking Strength: Room level | High Multiverse level | Low Complex Multiverse level+

Durability: Room level | High Multiverse level | Low Complex Multiverse level+

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Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, limited Fourth Wall and Cosmic Awareness (Aware of how there is a "cosmic authority" (The Director) and knows about how "there are things that shouldn't be changed"), Dimensional Storage (Can store items into their sylladex. Can use multiple items at once), Weapon Mastery (Through their strife specibus), Time Paradox Immunity (Type 1: Exists as a “Paradox Clone”, making them immune to time paradoxes), Telekinesis (Able to “click” on objects and move them around), Law Manipulation (Engaging with enemies will initiate a turn-based RPG styled battle, with characters having entire battle menus; a multi-purpose interface used by the players with commands that'll assist them in combat), Accelerated Development (By climbing the Eccheladder, they gain more control over their aspect), Divine Protection (The MSPA Reader can pick things up for the character and tells them what to do. Made John consider checking the mailbox. Can make characters instantly summon defenses. Installed Sburb Beta for John. Sburb can also protect its players, making the apple telport John to the Incipisphere before the meteor hit. The narrator can tell John if anything useful is in an area. Can prevent John from doing extremely dangerous things), Summoning (He can summon Davesprite)

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