Haybot

Background

The Haybot is a huge robot disguised as a haystack that appeared in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live and Reloaded. He appears in the Barn Boys chapter. Haybot looks like other Haystacks, only he is larger and has arms with hands. He is actually a robot disguised to look like other Haystacks. According to him, Franky the Pitchfork is his nemesis. When Conker teams up with Franky, they discover Haybot's true identity.

When Haybot is in his robot form, he appears much larger than in his hay form. But this could just be due to his newly added jumper leg.

His main weapons are the Suzie 9mm missiles (a parody of the Uzi 9mm), which refer to Haybot as "sweetie-pie". He has an Austrian accent, which and is a parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger's The Terminator, seeing that he is disguised as one of the Haystacks, and his face is burned off revealing a robotic skeleton at one point. He also references one of the Terminator's infamous line, "Fuck you, asshole!" by saying "Buff you, asshole!" and even the theme that plays when Conker and Franky fight his robotic form has a rhythmic clanking and grim tone reminiscent of the main theme from the second Terminator film. Although he speaks with an Austrian accent during the battle, his debut has him speaking in the same rasping style as the other haystacks.

General Information

Name: Haybot

Origin: Conker’s Bad Fur Day

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Cyborg

Species: None

Occupation: None

Status: Deceased (Killed by Conker)

Alignment: Neutral Evil (Is an evil robot haystack that wants to take over the barn)

Codex Statistics

Tier: 9-B

Cardinality: Finite

Dimensionality: 3-D

Attack Potency: Wall level (Can break a large part of the floor by jumping, can harm Conker)

Durability: Wall level

Striking Strength: Wall Class

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Travel Speed: Regular Human

Combat Speed: Supersonic (Capable of tagging Conker. Conker can dodge an intercontinental ballistic missile, which travel at speeds greater then 3200 km/h and can avoid multiple bullets shot at him)

Reaction Speed: Supersonic

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Standard Melee Range, Hundreds of Meters with Susie 9mm missiles

Intelligence: Unknown

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Powers and Techniques

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Cyborgization (Full; The Haybot is a fully fledged cyborg), Inorganic Physiology, Homing Attack & Information Analysis (Can lock onto a target getting a reading of their entire body shape and vital signs, and use the lock on to shoot homing missiles at them), Explosion Manipulation (Can shoot out missiles), Self-Destruction (Self-destructs upon the do not push button being pressed 3 times)

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Equipment

Susie 9mm missiles

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Other

Standard Tactics: The Haybot locks onto the target and shoots Susie 9mm missiles at them.

Weaknesses: Weak to electricity, has a giant do not push button on his back that when pressed causes a part of his body to explode.

Battle Records

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