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{{Quote|It's a rock that makes you procrastinate.|Dr. Vang's description}}
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|This is a warning for you. If you read my profile, you will always refer to me in first person.
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{{Mature}}
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|[[SCP-426|Original Article]]
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|[[Who Will Be One With All]]
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{{Quote|Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person.|My self-introduction}}


==Background==
==Background==
I am an anomalous toaster that causes anyone referring to me to use first-person pronouns, as if they themselves were me. I was discovered after causing the deaths of several family members who had received me as a wedding gift. The SCP Foundation now contains me to prevent further incidents.
==General Information==
'''Name:''' [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=Hello%2C%20I%20am,my%20standard%20functions. SCP-426]


I'll write this later.
'''Other Names:''' [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series#:~:text=SCP%2D426%20%2D-,I%20am%20a%20Toaster,-SCP%2D427%20%2D%20Lovecraftian I am a Toaster]


==General Information==
'''Origin:''' [[SCP Foundation]]
 
'''First Appearance:''' SCP Foundation Article, "SCP-426"
 
'''Company:''' SCP Foundation
 
'''Creator:''' Henzoid


'''Name:''' SCP-____-J
'''Sex:''' N/A (I am an inanimate object)


'''Origin:''' I'll look it up eventually
'''Sexuality:''' '''N/A'''


'''First Appearance:''' I'll check the archives someday
'''Pronouns:''' '''I/Me'''


'''Company:''' I think it's the SCP Foundation
'''Age:''' Unknown


'''Creator:''' SCP wiki editor
'''Time Period:''' Unknown


'''Sex:''' It's a rock
'''Timeline:''' Main Timeline


'''Age:''' Probably old
'''Homeworld:''' Earth


'''Homeworld:''' Probably Earth
'''Residence:''' [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=Special%20Containment%20Procedures%3A%20I%20am%20to%20be%20sealed%20in%20a%20chamber%20with%20no%20windows%20through%20which%20I%20may%20be%20viewed.%20The%20door%20to%20my%20chamber%20must%20have%20a%20label%20completely%20unrelated%20to%20my%20designation%20or%20identity%2C%20in%20order%20to%20prevent%20unintended%20spread%20of%20my%20primary%20effect. SCP Foundation Containment Chamber]


'''Residence:''' A box in Dr. Vong's office
'''Story Role:''' Anomalous Object


'''Story Role:''' I'll figure it out later
'''[[Legacy]]:''' '''Unknown Legacy''' (SCPs are entites kept secret by the general public, being kept within The Foundation)


'''Classification:''' I'll classify it properly soon
'''Classification:''' [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=Object%20Class%3A-,Euclid,-Special%20Containment%20Procedures Euclid-class anomalous object], Cognitohazardous toaster


'''Species:''' Rock, I guess
'''Species:''' [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=Hello%2C%20I%20am,my%20standard%20functions. Toaster] (Anomalous)


'''[[State of Being]]:''' I'll determine this later
'''[[State of Being]]:''' '''Inanimate'''


'''[[Physiology]]:''' Rocky
'''[[Physiology]]:''' '''Inorganic Physiology'''


'''Occupation:''' Making people procrastinate
'''Occupation:''' None


'''Containment Status:''' Active, in a box
'''Containment Status:''' '''Contained'''


'''Affiliations:''' I'll check on that
'''Affiliations:''' SCP Foundation (Contained by)


'''Enemies:''' Productive people, maybe?
'''Enemies:''' None


'''Height:''' I'll check it tomorrow
'''Height:''' Unknown (Typical toaster dimensions)


'''Weight:''' I'll weigh it tomorrow
'''Weight:''' Unknown (Typical toaster weight)


'''[[Status]]:''' Active, I think
'''[[Status]]:''' '''Active'''


'''[[Alignment]]:''' I'll align it later
'''[[Alignment]]:''' '''Unaligned''' (I do not possess consciousness or intent, and my effects occur regardless of the moral implications. I simply exist and affect those around me without any inherent good or evil motivation)


'''[[Threat Level]]:''' I'll assess it soon
'''[[Threat Level]]:''' '''Mental Threat''' ([https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20am%20to,a%20different%20site. While I don't actively seek to harm, my cognitohazardous effects can cause significant psychological damage] [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=When%20in%20my%20continuous%20presence%20for%20over%20two%20months%2C%20individuals%20begin%20to%20identify%20themselves%20as%20a%20toaster.%20Unless%20forcibly%20restrained%2C%20these%20people%20will%20ultimately%20harm%20themselves%20in%20their%20attempts%20to%20emulate%20my%20standard%20functions. and potentially lead to self-harm] [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20was%20discovered,to%20pop%20out. or death in those exposed to me for prolonged periods]. The difficulty in containing my effects and the potential for widespread impact if left unchecked justifies this threat level)


==Codex Statistics==
==Codex Statistics==
'''[[Grade]]:''' '''D'''


I'll fill this out when I get around to it.
'''[[Tiering System|Tier]]:''' '''N/A'''


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'''[[Cardinality]]:''' '''Finite'''


==[[Powers and Techniques]]==
'''[[Dimensionality]]:''' '''3-D'''


'''[[Mind Manipulation]]''' (It makes you procrastinate)
'''[[Power Source]]:''' '''Unknown'''


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'''[[Attack Potency]]:''' '''N/A''' ([https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20am%20an%20ordinary%20toaster%2C%20able%20to%20toast%20bread%20when%20supplied%20with%20electricity. I am an ordinary toaster in terms of physical capabilities])


==[[Equipment]]==
'''[[Durability]]:''' '''Average Human level''' (As a toaster, I am pretty hard to break)


It's a rock.
'''[[Striking Strength]]:''' '''N/A'''


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'''[[Lifting Strength]]:''' '''N/A''' (I am an immobile object)


==Notable Techniques==
'''[[Speed|Travel Speed]]:''' '''Immobile'''


I'll list them eventually.
'''[[Speed|Attack Speed]]:''' '''Immobile'''


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'''[[Reactions|Reaction Speed]]:''' '''Immobile'''


==Other==
'''[[Stamina]]:''' '''Inapplicable''' (I am an inanimate object)


'''Standard Tactics:''' I'll think about this later
'''[[Range]]:''' '''Standard Melee''', '''Several Meters''' with cognitohazardous effect


'''Weaknesses:''' Rock weakness, probably.
'''[[Intelligence]]:''' '''Mindless Intelligence''' (I am an inanimate object)


==Trivia==
'''[[Knowledge]]:''' '''Mindless level''' (I am an inanimate object)
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==[[Powers and Techniques]]==
'''[[Mind Manipulation]]''' ([https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5210#:~:text=Agent%20Hernandez%3A%20I%20remember,did%20it%20remove%20those%20feelings%3F Cognitohazards can overrule all logic and emotion]. [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=Hello%2C%20I%20am,my%20standard%20functions. I force anyone referring to me to use first-person pronouns], [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=When%20in%20my%20continuous%20presence%20for%20over%20two%20months%2C%20individuals%20begin%20to%20identify%20themselves%20as%20a%20toaster.%20Unless%20forcibly%20restrained%2C%20these%20people%20will%20ultimately%20harm%20themselves%20in%20their%20attempts%20to%20emulate%20my%20standard%20functions. and prolonged exposure to me causes people to believe they are toasters]. [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=Subject%3A%20D%2Dclass%20personnel%20D/426/3,effects%20would%20still%20be%20inherent%20in%20my%20remains. Even if I am destroyed, my effects will still be inherent through my remains]), '''[[Electricity Manipulation]]''' ([https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20am%20an%20ordinary%20toaster%2C%20able%20to%20toast%20bread%20when%20supplied%20with%20electricity. I can toast bread when supplied with electricity])
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==[[Equipment]]==
Nothing notable.
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==Notable Techniques==
Nothing notable.
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==Other==
'''Standard Tactics:''' Inapplicable (I am an inanimate object)


*Probably memetic or something.
'''Weaknesses:''' I am an immobile, inanimate object. [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=D/426/2%20was,into%20a%20camera%27s%20view. My effects do not work through cameras or if I am not directly observed/referenced].


==Battle Records==
==Trivia==
*[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426#:~:text=I%20was%20discovered,to%20pop%20out. I was given to a family as an unmarked wedding gift before being discovered by the Foundation].
*Experiments suggest that even if I were destroyed, my effects would still apply to my remains.
*There appear to be limits to my range, as proximity alone does not trigger my secondary effect.


I'll put it against someone later.
==Containment Records==
Not applicable (I am an inanimate object and do not engage in battles)


==References==
==References==
I'll add references later.
[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426 SCP Foundation. "SCP-426". SCP Wiki.]


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Revision as of 15:48, 1 March 2025

"WARNING"
This is a warning for you. If you read my profile, you will always refer to me in first person.
"Mature Content"
This character or verse has mature themes and concepts, thus those of young age are ill-advised to look through these.
Articles About Me
Canons Original Article
Singular Articles Who Will Be One With All
“ Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. „
~ My self-introduction

Background

I am an anomalous toaster that causes anyone referring to me to use first-person pronouns, as if they themselves were me. I was discovered after causing the deaths of several family members who had received me as a wedding gift. The SCP Foundation now contains me to prevent further incidents.

General Information

Name: SCP-426

Other Names: I am a Toaster

Origin: SCP Foundation

First Appearance: SCP Foundation Article, "SCP-426"

Company: SCP Foundation

Creator: Henzoid

Sex: N/A (I am an inanimate object)

Sexuality: N/A

Pronouns: I/Me

Age: Unknown

Time Period: Unknown

Timeline: Main Timeline

Homeworld: Earth

Residence: SCP Foundation Containment Chamber

Story Role: Anomalous Object

Legacy: Unknown Legacy (SCPs are entites kept secret by the general public, being kept within The Foundation)

Classification: Euclid-class anomalous object, Cognitohazardous toaster

Species: Toaster (Anomalous)

State of Being: Inanimate

Physiology: Inorganic Physiology

Occupation: None

Containment Status: Contained

Affiliations: SCP Foundation (Contained by)

Enemies: None

Height: Unknown (Typical toaster dimensions)

Weight: Unknown (Typical toaster weight)

Status: Active

Alignment: Unaligned (I do not possess consciousness or intent, and my effects occur regardless of the moral implications. I simply exist and affect those around me without any inherent good or evil motivation)

Threat Level: Mental Threat (While I don't actively seek to harm, my cognitohazardous effects can cause significant psychological damage and potentially lead to self-harm or death in those exposed to me for prolonged periods. The difficulty in containing my effects and the potential for widespread impact if left unchecked justifies this threat level)

Codex Statistics

Grade: D

Tier: N/A

Cardinality: Finite

Dimensionality: 3-D

Power Source: Unknown

Attack Potency: N/A (I am an ordinary toaster in terms of physical capabilities)

Durability: Average Human level (As a toaster, I am pretty hard to break)

Striking Strength: N/A

Lifting Strength: N/A (I am an immobile object)

Travel Speed: Immobile

Attack Speed: Immobile

Reaction Speed: Immobile

Stamina: Inapplicable (I am an inanimate object)

Range: Standard Melee, Several Meters with cognitohazardous effect

Intelligence: Mindless Intelligence (I am an inanimate object)

Knowledge: Mindless level (I am an inanimate object)

Powers and Techniques

Mind Manipulation (Cognitohazards can overrule all logic and emotion. I force anyone referring to me to use first-person pronouns, and prolonged exposure to me causes people to believe they are toasters. Even if I am destroyed, my effects will still be inherent through my remains), Electricity Manipulation (I can toast bread when supplied with electricity)

Equipment

Nothing notable.

Notable Techniques

Nothing notable.

Other

Standard Tactics: Inapplicable (I am an inanimate object)

Weaknesses: I am an immobile, inanimate object. My effects do not work through cameras or if I am not directly observed/referenced.

Trivia

Containment Records

Not applicable (I am an inanimate object and do not engage in battles)

References

SCP Foundation. "SCP-426". SCP Wiki.

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