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Bikdark Perez

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Bikdark Perez is the doppelgänger of Bargo and appears as primary antagonist in Bikdip's Adventure 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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Bikdark
Origin
Origin Bikdip's Adventure 2
Creator BikdipOnABus
First Appearance Bikdip's Adventure 2
Voiced by N/A
Characteristics
Species Bikdip
Gender Male
Pronouns He/Him
Sexuality Unknown
Age Unknown
Birthday Unknown
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown
Ethnicity N/A
Status Deceased
Alignment Neutral Evil
Archetype Dark Reflection, Black Knight
Occupation Ganon's Servant (Formerly)
Time Period Unknown
Language Common Language
Combat Style Street Fighter
Homeworld Hyrule
Relationships
Affiliations Ganon (Formerly)
Enemies Bargo the Bikdip, Granpappy Bikdip, Zelda


Background

This dropdown contains the synopsis of Bikdark’s story. Read at your own risk as you may be spoiled otherwise!

Bikdip's Adventure 2: Electric Boogaloo
Before the events of the game, while Bargo was unconscious in the old Level 9, Bikdark approached Ganon and swore loyalty to him, offering to help him conquer Hyrule.

Bikdark first appeared at the end of Level 2, arriving in the room where one of the Triforce of Wisdom Pieces had been kept, only to find that Bargo had already taken it.

Later, Ganon called on Bikdark to find the last two Triforce Pieces that Bargo had not yet collected. He gave Bikdark the items stolen from Bargo during their earlier encounter, along with copies of Bargo's newer equipment. Bikdark searched the forest in the northwest and discovered a large warehouse built by DRKNT-042, a robotic super-soldier created by Ganon. Inside, he found a Hammer and an abandoned invention called the Medallion of Water, which only worked when used by spherical beings. Since Bikdark was spherical, he used the medallion to climb the warehouse's drainage pipe, retrieved the Magical Sword that DRKNT-042 had lost, killed the robot, and claimed the Triforce Piece they had been guarding.

Afterward, Bikdark traveled to the Caves of Manikvraad, where he found a Wand, a Book of Magic, a Fire Boomerang, six keys to Level 9, and the final Triforce Piece, which was guarded by a pair of floating skulls. He used the keys to re-enter Level 9.

Soon after, Bargo broke into the lair and fought Bikdark, defeating him despite having weaker equipment. Bargo took all of Bikdark's items and equipment, including the Triforce Pieces. To slow Bargo down, Ganon ordered Bikdark to set a trap in the form of a game show called Electric Boogaloo. After Bargo won the game show, Bikdark fled deeper into the lair as Bargo reunited with Granpappy.

When Bargo reached the heart of the lair to confront Bikdark and Ganon, Bikdark betrayed Ganon, stealing the vuuntergrist orb and killing him with lightning magic that absorbed Ganon's power into himself. He then ate the orb and fought Bargo, using his new shapeshifting abilities to take multiple forms. He rested a few times during the battle by sending minions to stall for time. Bargo managed to weaken Bikdark by waiting for openings and reflecting his attacks. In response, Bikdark drank a Potion, but its magic made him feel strange as Ganon's weakness to silver and gold began to affect him. Bargo took advantage of this and fired his favorite spoon at Bikdark, killing him and reducing him to ashes. These ashes, along with Ganon's, were later spread on Princess Zelda's frozen form to free her from Ganon's magic.

In a conversation with Zelda and Granpappy, Bargo incorrectly assumed they had been hiding the fact that Bikdark was his long-lost twin brother. However, none of them actually knew anything about Bikdark's origins. With both Bikdark and Ganon dead, it remains unknown whether that information will ever come to light.

Appearance

General Description: Bikdark is a Bikdip, a peculiar creature notable for its spherical body shape and minimal features. Despite being referred to by its first evolutionary name.

Facial Features: Its most defining trait is the presence of three evenly spaced eyes across its round face, giving it an unusual and somewhat whimsical look. The simple, circular design of its body makes its eyes the primary point of focus. Unlike Bargo however, Bikdark's glows red to contrast his black spherical coloring.

Clothing/Outfit: Bikdark does not wear clothing or accessories, relying entirely on its natural form to express its identity.

Special Features: The three-eye arrangement is its signature trait, distinguishing it from other creatures.

Alternate Forms/Disguises: In Bikdip's Adventure, Bargo's base design has green eyes instead of white, when wearing the blue ring, his eyes glow blue and when wearing the red ring, his eyes turn red.

Personality

  • Backstabber: Bikdark pretended to be aligned to Ganon just to betray him at the very end of the game and obtain all of his power for himself.

General Information

Name: Bikdark[1]

Other Names: Bikdark Perez[2]

Origin: Bikdip's Adventure 2

Overall Series: Bargo the Bikdip

First Appearance: Bikdip's Adventure 2

Creator: BikdipOnABus (Otherwise known as Jish)

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Unknown

Pronouns: He/Him

Handedness: Handless (Bargo has no hands)

Age: Unknown

Birthday: Unknown

Time Period: Unknown

Timeline: Main Timeline

Homeworld: Hyrule

Residence: Ganon's Castle

Story Role: Evil Doppelganger

Legacy: Unknown Legacy

Influence: Event Influence

Language: Common Language

Ethnicity: N/A

Religion: N/A

Classification: Black Bikdip[3]

Species: Bikdip (Is effectively a clone of Bargo[4])

State of Being: Regular

Physiology: Bikdip Physiology

In-Universe Creator: Unknown

Occupation: Ganon's Servant (Formerly)

Combat Style: Street Fighter

Affiliations: Ganon (Formerly)

Enemies: Bargo the Bikdip, Granpappy Bikdip, Zelda

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Status: Deceased (Killed by Bargo[5]

Date of Death: Ending of Bikdip's Adventure 2

Alignment: Neutral Evil (Aligned himself with Ganon)

Threat Level: Global Threat (Similar to Ganon, was a threat to the entirety of Hyrule)

Potential

Archetype: Dark Reflection / Black Knight

Codex Statistics

Key: Regular | Ganon Absorbed Powers

Key Information

  • Regular: This key covers his regular state.
  • Ganon Absorbed Powers: This key covers his final boss fight after he absorbed Ganon's powers.

Grade: S

Tier

At least 10-B physically. At least 9-B with Sword, Far Higher with Magical Sword, Even Higher with Master Sword

At least 9-B

Cardinality: Finite

Dimensionality: 3-D

Power Source: Magic for his items (Many of his items are powered by magic)

Attack Potency

Durability

At least Wall level (Can take hits from bombs and enemies that he can harm with his weapons)

Striking Strength

At least Average Human Class

At least Wall Class (Potency)

Lifting Strength

Travel Speed

Attack Speed

Reaction Speed

Stamina: Superhuman (It takes three months for Strange Creatures to start starving to death[20])

Range: Standard Melee, Several Meters with Sword Beams (At full health, Bikdark is able to shoot a beam of energy out of their sword to attack enemies from a distance[21]). At least Tens of Meters with Wand (The wands wave beams can shoot out of distances this far[22]) & Magical Boomerang (The magical boomerang Bikdark equips that[23] flies and returns this far[24])

Intelligence: Gifted Intelligence (Made an entire quiz show, knowing about creatures & characters, levels, and even miscellaneous topics[25])

Knowledge: At least Expert level


Powers and Techniques



As Bikdark is a doppelgänger of Bargo, he has effectively the same innate abilities, which are:






Has all the equipment Bargo has[104]




Equipment

Has all the equipment Bargo has[153], giving him:

Shield

The standard shield Bargo has at the beginning of his journey, blocks some projectiles.

Magic Shield

Through beating the Mandhandla in a cave in level 4, it rewards Bargo with the Magic Shield, a shield that can block more projectiles[154].

Anti-Virus Shield[155]

A shield given to Bargo by Bigg_Head in level 6, it acts as a shield that can reflect[156] attacks from the viruses[157].

Blue Candle

The two starting items Bargo can get in this quest as there's no wooden sword[158]. Has the same function as before, shoots out fire that can only be used once per screen.

Red Candle

An upgrade Bargo gets from the first dungeon of the boomerang section, allows Bargo to use the candle endlessly in a screen[159].

Boomerang

The two starting items Bargo can get in this quest as there's no wooden sword[160]. A boomerang that can stun enemies when hitting them, allowing Bargo to pass through them or attack them while they're stunned[161].

Magic Boomerang

An upgrade Bargo gets from the first dungeon of the candle section, allows Bargo to throw his boomerang farther then before[162].

Fire Boomerang

An upgrade initially gained by Bikdark after defeating two mandhandlas in level 8[163], and later grabbed by Bargo during their fight[164],, leaves a trail of fire as it travels, dealing fire damage to enemies[165].

Bow

A bow picked up by Bargo i an old abandoned well, allows him to shoot arrows out[166].

Arrow

An arrow picked up by Bargo in an old abandoned well, the arrows are used by rupees[167].

Bombs

Bargo's other main way of attacking early in the game due to the lack of a wooden sword[168].

Super Bombs

Stronger variant of regular bombs that can[169] blow up rocks regular bombs cannot[170].

White Sword

The default sword for Bargo in Bikdip's Adventure 2, it does twice the damage of the wooden sword[171].

Master Sword

A weapon initially found by Bikdark in level 7[172].

Strength Medallion

A medallion Bargo finds in level 3[173] that allows him to push things he previously couldn't[174].

Muscle Man Medallion

A medallion Bargo traded for the strength medallion[175], allows Bargo to push rocks he couldn't with the other medallion[176])

Electricity Medallion

A medallion Bargo finds in level 3 that allows him to walk over electrical sparks[177]. This includes other hazards such as ice and sand.

Ladder

A ladder Bargo picks up at level 3 that allows him to cross over lava, water, or bottomless pits[178].

Hookshot

An item that Bargo picks up at level 4[179], it allows him to attach it to objects to cross bottomless pits[180].

Ocarina

An ocarina Bargo found on the top of the mountains of level 4, through playing it he can reach specific dungeons and even the top of the clouds[181], remove trees in his way[182], and split the rocks[183].

Raft

A raft Bargo encounters in level 5[184], allows him to navigate across waters[185].

Lens of Truth

An item Bargo finds in level 6[186], allowing him to see the binary code to be able to get through puzzles[187].

Medallion of Truth

An item that Bargo finds in level 6[188] that allows him to see invisible enemies[189], that he couldn't see prior[190].

Hammer

A hammer found initially by Bikdark in level 7[191], and later grabbed by Bargo during their fight[192], it can be used as a weapon against enemies[193], can bring down stumps blocking passage[194], along with crystals[195] and can remove shields[196].

Water Walking Medallion[197]

A medallion initially found by Bikdark in level 7[198], and later grabbed by Bargo during their fight[199], allows one to walk on water[200].

Magic Wand

A wand found initially by Bikdark in level 8[201], and later grabbed by Bargo during their fight[202], shoots out magic waves of energy[203].

Magic Book

A book found initially by Bikdark in level 8[204], and later grabbed by Bargo during their fight[205], upgrades the magic wand to have fire shoot out after the wave hits a target[206].


Notable Techniques


Enemy Summoning

Bikdark can summon enemies to attack his opponents.

Copying Past Bosses

Bikdark can transform into previous bosses that Bargo has fought, each with their own abilities.

Didogger State

If Bargo takes too long to defeat him in this form, Bikdark reforms.

Patra State

Bikdark creates seven mini copies that circle around him and cause damage on contact. If Bargo takes too long to defeat him in this form, Bikdark reforms.

Octorock State

Bikdark splits into three copies that move around the screen at high speeds. He can shoot magic waves in this form.

Invisibility

Bikdark turns naturally invisible during his second phase against Bargo.

Electricity Aura

Bikdark can create an electrical aura around himself.

Energy Projection

Bikdark can shoot multiple energy projectiles at his opponents.


Other

Standard Tactics

  • Playable: Bikdark fights more akin to Link from the NES Zelda title, where he will use his sword and the item that best fits the situation.
  • Boss Fight: Bikdark will laugh while forming an electric shield around him, afterwards he will transform into previous bosses fought on Bargo's journey. Once in his second phase he goes invisible and teleports around while shooting energy blasts.

Weaknesses

Explanations

Strange Creatures

Strange Creatures (abbreviated as SCs) are fictional beings featured prominently in the Bargo the Bikdip series. They serve as a parody of Pokémon and were mainly created by BikdipOnABus and Green Lantern, though a small number were designed by other contributors. While many Strange Creatures appear directly within the stories, some are only referenced in supplementary sources.

Strange Creatures inhabit a realm called SC World (sometimes written as SC-World), which consists of various regions including Karto and Mango. Unlike Pokémon, most SCs are capable of speech and exhibit less animalistic traits. The existence and role of humans in SC World are ambiguous, with differing portrayals across the series. In Bargo the Bikdip, humans are shown capturing and training Strange Creatures using devices called SC-Cubes, resembling Pokémon trainers. In contrast, Bargo the Bikdip Returns suggests that humans reside on Earth, depicted as a moon of SC World, with Bargo himself expressing surprise at encountering a human capable of capturing him.

Many Strange Creatures possess the ability to evolve into or from other SCs, and typically each creature knows a variety of moves that it employs in battles.

Bargo

Bargo is a Strange Creature initially mentioned in Bargo the Bikdip and first appearing in Bargo the Bikdip: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

Bargo evolves through a series of transformations: it becomes Garbo after defeating Bikdip, which then evolves into Bikdip when consumed. Bikdip can then evolve into Conor by using the 3-D lemonade, which subsequently evolves into Cubon after defeating Spherio. Finally, Cubon evolves into Spherio through implosion.

Bikdip

Bikdip is a peculiar species first appearing in Bargo the Bikdip.

It evolves from Garbo when consumed and later transforms into Conor after using the 3-D lemonade. Conor can then evolve into Cubon by defeating Spherio, which in turn becomes Spherio through implosion. Bikdip is regarded as a further developed form of Bargo.

Notable members of this species are said to include Grandpappy Bikdip (potentially) and Bikdark (potentially). Bargo himself took the form of a Bikdip during Bargo the Bikdip and much of Bargo the Bikdip Returns.

Trivia

  • The mid-game switch from Bargo to Bikdark in Part 1 of Bikdip's Adventure 2: Electric Boogaloo is accomplished through a palette swap triggered by secretly obtaining the Blue Ring during the cutscene where Bikdark is told to find the remaining Triforce Pieces before Bargo does. A similar method is later used in Part 2 to switch from Bikdark back to Bargo using the Red Ring.
  • As a result of this mechanic, Bikdark takes half as much damage from enemies as Bargo does in Part 1.
  • In Part 2, Bargo takes half as much damage from enemies as Bikdark did, which means he takes only a quarter of the damage he himself took in Part 1. This change is never explained in-game, though Bargo's eyes turn red, similar to when the Red Ring is obtained in the original Bikdip's Adventure, suggesting he may have found the Red Ring off-screen while Bikdark was collecting the seventh and eighth Triforce Pieces.
  • If the player saves the game after obtaining the Triforce Piece in Level 6 but before the cutscene plays, they will permanently miss the Blue Ring and will continue to play as Bargo. This causes a line of dialogue spoken off-screen upon entering the new Level 9—"Why have you returned? You don't have all the Triforce Pieces yet!"—to no longer make sense, as the speaker addresses Bargo as if he were Bikdark.
  • Since the Triforce Piece in Level 2 is not required until the player enters the new Level 9, it is possible to wait until after switching to Bikdark before collecting it. This leads to a humorous cutscene where Bikdark becomes angry that he beat himself to the Triforce Piece.
  • To avoid spoiling Bikdark's existence as a playable character, BikdipOnABus edited screenshots and clips of Levels 7 and 8 used in promotional materials, replacing Bikdark with Bargo.

Battle Records

2 - 2 - 0

None.

References

  1. Bikdip's Adventure 2 Level 6
  2. Bikdip's Adventure 2 Level 9
  3. Bikdip's Adventure 2 Level 9
  4. Bargo the Bikdip Chapter One "Yay. Now that that is settled, let me please introduce the characters. Bargo is a Bikdip, the final evolution of Bargo. For some reason it's name in this story is it's first form. Ask GreenLantern."
  5. Bikdip's Adventure 2 Level 9 Final Boss vs Bikdark!
  6. Bikdip's Adventure 2 Level 6
  7. Bikdip's Adventure 2
  8. Bikdip's Adventure 2
  9. Bikdip's Adventure 2 Level 2
  10. Bikdip's Adventure
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  12. Bikdip's Adventure 2 Level 9 vs. Bikdark!
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  19. Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Birdag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
  20. Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 24 "After that strange experience, they were all funked out and sort of hibernated. They all awoke about 3 months later, when they realised that they were all starving to death. They went to the closest Quicky Mart and pretty much ate all the food in the entire store. However, none of them had any money at all. The police came rushing down to the store and grabbed them, handcuffed the ones that had hands, and tranquilized the others. They all were thrown into a prison cell at the local Mango jail. Lets see.... the door was locked, windows barred, security cameras watching their every move, fire alarm.... Wait a second, what the heck was that doing there? Ian pulled it, and the floor opened up, which tossed them all through a tunnel thing. It buried through the whole town and then a ladder led back up somewhere. They climbed it and found themselves in what looked like a preschool. There were SC's everywhere, climbing things, eating feces, and driving eachother insane. A really, REALLY big baby walked up to them al said "hewwo dare, my name is Billah. I'm da gym weader here." Then, they saw a display in front of the window, with a fake SWC getting blasted with a laser and dying."
  21. Bikdip's Adventure
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  25. Bikdip's Adventure 2 Level 9
  26. Bargo the Bikdip Chapter One "Yay. Now that that is settled, let me please introduce the characters. Bargo is a Bikdip, the final evolution of Bargo. For some reason it's name in this story is it's first form. Ask GreenLantern. It is a round thing with 3 eyes. "
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  32. Bargo the Bikdip: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Chapter 53: -The Once and Final Chapter- "In the building, they noticed some freaky-style posters on the wall, showing pictures of posters. They disregarded these as well and continued...on...down...the way... “Monsieur Giordelli will be here in a moment. Please, make yourselves at home. The fridge is over there.” The random butler said. They took some beers from the fridge, unzipped their pants, and sat on some poofy couches. “Oh man, somebody spiked the beer...” Junspinar said.
    Bargo replied, “Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.”
    “But you aren’t wearing any pants.” HADHAD said.
    “Oh...........right.”
    Suddenly, there was a poof of light that said “poof” in a monotone voice. There was a short Hispanic man wearing a cape standing there, and he was coughing from the light poof. “I AM *cough* GIORDE*cough*LLI*cough cough cough*.”"
  33. Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
  34. Bargo the Bikdip "Suddenly, they all fell in a hole. they fell down for one million seconds, then fell back up. ... . then the dead PI morphed into a Lump of Cheese, and Bargo foolishly ate him. then Bargo died."
  35. Bargo the Bikdip "They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. *flash!* They were falling again."
  36. Bargo the Bikdip "They exchanged this until Kirby shot out a x56 beam, and It exploded immediatly. This blew up the gym and started a strange flashing sequence. Time went back a few minutes, before the battle started. This time, Hairika sent out Atmobob. Bargo went up to fight it. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died."
  37. Bargo the Bikdip "Kib made a flashing sequence appear and travelled back to the alternate dimension where there was an Atmobob. Bargo died, and Yukronsky this time dodged the ChIpMuNk and ice beamed the Atmobob. Atmobob started a Dark Night, which made the whole room go dark. When it became light again, the battle continued."
  38. Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
  39. Bargo the Bikdip "So the companions left (or tried to) the town and Mr. Trout died. he was replaced by Mr. Pants, his boss. the Companions were having some trouble. first of all, they had to find Bargo. second, they had to somehow get Explosion back, and Yukronsky wasnt willing to be beaten again. they found a çå†, but this did not help. after 100² years, they found Bargo. he was of course far gone. so they fed him the çå† and he revived. this also brought them back in time to the moment 5 minutes after they had left. a lightning bolt hit a tree and it exploded. thus their friend Explosion was back. as Bargo was walking (yes, walking) along, he saw a rock. he picked it up. it was a dark greenish color, and it had a strange marking sort of like this: œ. he decided the rock was strange enough to keep for a while, so he pocketed it. as the companions were traveling (yes, traveling) beside a river, Junspinar spotted a ð on the river bottom. since Junspinar loved ðs, he couldnt resist and had to go get it. he jumped into the river and dove down to the bottom to get it. he brought it back up to the surface and layed the ð on the shore. he got out of the water, spun off, and chowed down on the ð. when he was finally done, he noticed all the companions were gone. he began to walk when a hole opened up and a very exhausted-looking companions came out, all except for Junspinar. they went over to him, grabbed him, and continued on.(if you do not get what happened, the companions realized they didnt have Junspinar much later, so then they went and after a week they finally found a thing to take them back in time to get Junspinar and continue on their journey.)"
  40. Bargo the Bikdip "Bargo, bleeding out of 2 eyes, yelled out to his teammates, but they were long gone. He fought and fought to escape from the bottom of the giant thing. Inch by inch, he slowly escaped. CRACK! Bargo's nonexistant arm just broke off. A perfectly round wound was dripping blood and green crap all over the firey ground. The fire was closing in. He only had a few more seconds before it would come. The fire was advancing, and Bargo could not escape. It was here now. The firey fire engulfed the giant thing on Bargo, and Bargo managed to escape. The fire was burning him. Since when Bargo became a him, I don't know. he just is. ONOMATOPOEIA! a block of ice landed in the fire, and melted. The water from it was enough to put out the fire. However, the ghost from the fire combined with the ghost of the ice to create a wraith of unimaginable power. Bargo rolled out of that place as fast as he could. Rocks were obstructing the path everywhere. The wraith was slowly advancing. THWACK! He rolled right into a rock and shot at a 45 degree angle off the ground, and soared through the air. I would say he was flying, but he was really "falling, with style." (toy story ripoff). The wraith was falling behind, as Bargo managed to gain speed in midair. He landed in the water nearby. SPLOOSH! he splashed in the water, diectly onto a shark's fin. In pierced his already sore body, and almost his entire body was red with blood. The shark dived, with Bargo still stuck to it. The salty water sepped into his cuts and wounds and stung like hell. The blood attracted more sharks, and soon, 20 10-foot tiger sharks surrounded him. Still underwater, he was running out of air. SWISH! a sudden movement! A figure darted by, it looked oddly familiar. It was Granpappy Bikdip to the rescue! He somehow managed to fight off all 21 sharks, but ended up dying. His ghost will live within Bargo's heart forever, just like the spoon. He swam out of the water, almost dead. From sheer exaustion, he collapsed on the hard cold ground.
    THE NEXT DAY-AY-AY
    Bargo woke up with a fright. All of his wounds from the experience the day before were gone. He felt perfectly fine. A few feet ahead of him, he saw the happiest sight ever: All his companions were waiting for him at a place he had visited in his dreams: Disney World. (do NOT ASK! I'm warning you!) He asked why they didn't help him back in that awful place. HADHAD said: "what place? We took the shortcut." To his horror, a blatently obvious, peaceful looking path with beautiful butterflies and flowers was right next to the awful place he was at yesterday. Poor Bargo."
  41. Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 1 "Bargo fell asleep as the unnamed SC world slipped over the horizon. It had been a year since his rocket landed on the red planet. One particularly intersting trait of Bargos is that they can survive on Mars (imagine that)."
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  50. Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 28 "Bargo used some triple eye beams on the...thing and the sheet ripped off. It was a Strong Bad. (new SC, it is a complete copy of the character of the same name at homestarrunner.com) It used its big 'ol boxing gloves to attack Bargo in the FOURTH dimension, which made the whole gym disappear for no reason at all. They both fell in a pit, and Strong Bad complained and said "holy crap" the whole time. When they reached the bottom, Bargo used Faore's Wind (somehow) to teleport to the top. The gym came back somehow, and Strong Bad never came back up. The big guy, whose name was Ben Dover, cryed and sent out the next SC, Weaklo, which died immediatly. Then he only had one SC left. He sent it out, and it was a Shmihikihshmih. Bargo left to go to a name changer, and get his name changed to Bagel. He came back, and with his new name, was ready to fight."
  51. Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
  52. Bargo the Bikdip "Suddenly, they all fell in a hole. they fell down for one million seconds, then fell back up. ... . then the dead PI morphed into a Lump of Cheese, and Bargo foolishly ate him. then Bargo died."
  53. Bargo the Bikdip "They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. *flash!* They were falling again."
  54. Bargo the Bikdip "They exchanged this until Kirby shot out a x56 beam, and It exploded immediatly. This blew up the gym and started a strange flashing sequence. Time went back a few minutes, before the battle started. This time, Hairika sent out Atmobob. Bargo went up to fight it. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died."
  55. Bargo the Bikdip "Kib made a flashing sequence appear and travelled back to the alternate dimension where there was an Atmobob. Bargo died, and Yukronsky this time dodged the ChIpMuNk and ice beamed the Atmobob. Atmobob started a Dark Night, which made the whole room go dark. When it became light again, the battle continued."
  56. Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 28 "Bargo used some triple eye beams on the...thing and the sheet ripped off. It was a Strong Bad. (new SC, it is a complete copy of the character of the same name at homestarrunner.com) It used its big 'ol boxing gloves to attack Bargo in the FOURTH dimension, which made the whole gym disappear for no reason at all. They both fell in a pit, and Strong Bad complained and said "holy crap" the whole time. When they reached the bottom, Bargo used Faore's Wind (somehow) to teleport to the top. The gym came back somehow, and Strong Bad never came back up. The big guy, whose name was Ben Dover, cryed and sent out the next SC, Weaklo, which died immediatly. Then he only had one SC left. He sent it out, and it was a Shmihikihshmih. Bargo left to go to a name changer, and get his name changed to Bagel. He came back, and with his new name, was ready to fight."
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  60. Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
  61. Bargo the Bikdip "Suddenly, they all fell in a hole. they fell down for one million seconds, then fell back up. ... . then the dead PI morphed into a Lump of Cheese, and Bargo foolishly ate him. then Bargo died."
  62. Bargo the Bikdip "They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. *flash!* They were falling again."
  63. Bargo the Bikdip "They exchanged this until Kirby shot out a x56 beam, and It exploded immediatly. This blew up the gym and started a strange flashing sequence. Time went back a few minutes, before the battle started. This time, Hairika sent out Atmobob. Bargo went up to fight it. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died."
  64. Bargo the Bikdip "Kib made a flashing sequence appear and travelled back to the alternate dimension where there was an Atmobob. Bargo died, and Yukronsky this time dodged the ChIpMuNk and ice beamed the Atmobob. Atmobob started a Dark Night, which made the whole room go dark. When it became light again, the battle continued."
  65. Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 5 "Bargo leaped at Shmog'n and headbutted him, killing him. the scoreboard came down and two light went out on the frog's side and one went out on the companions's side. Bargo went and ate some crap to heal him as the next SC emerged from the cube. it was a Doofpo!"
  66. Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 15 "The Companions let Bargo go fight Diamond Object. it flew at him, but he ate it and sent it to another dimension from within him. this counted as beating him, so one of FF's seven lights went out. (Bargo had learned that trick on Mars, btw). next FF caustiosly sent out a Jordan. it threw a Fit as Bargo approached it. Bargo almost fainted from the noise. FF just stood there with his arms crossed and earplugs in his ears. Jordan started fake crying and hitting Bargo in his tantrum. the whole thing made Bargo unable to block. but then Jordan passed out from yelling and stuff so much. Bargo tried some ABLE Juices, but they didn't really help other than with the pain. he had to wait until he could kind of hear some things. then he bit Jordan. this just caused Jordan to wake up and get really mad. he started throwing things at Bargo, and then when he was tired, he vomited all over Bargo and in his mouth. then he poked Bargo in the eyes as he tried to get the crap off him somehow. Bargo fell over in all this disgusting pain. then as Jordan started to suck on him with that stupid mouth, Bargo thought, "screw it" and swallowed the puke and sent it to the dimension with DO in it."
  67. Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
  68. Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
  69. Bargo the Bikdip "Suddenly, they all fell in a hole. they fell down for one million seconds, then fell back up. ... . then the dead PI morphed into a Lump of Cheese, and Bargo foolishly ate him. then Bargo died."
  70. Bargo the Bikdip "They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. *flash!* They were falling again."
  71. Bargo the Bikdip "They exchanged this until Kirby shot out a x56 beam, and It exploded immediatly. This blew up the gym and started a strange flashing sequence. Time went back a few minutes, before the battle started. This time, Hairika sent out Atmobob. Bargo went up to fight it. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died."
  72. Bargo the Bikdip "Kib made a flashing sequence appear and travelled back to the alternate dimension where there was an Atmobob. Bargo died, and Yukronsky this time dodged the ChIpMuNk and ice beamed the Atmobob. Atmobob started a Dark Night, which made the whole room go dark. When it became light again, the battle continued."
  73. Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
  74. Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 29 "Shmihihkishmih started rolling over in mid air for no reason. then Bagel just smiled at it really big and it froze. then he started headbutting it until he beat the stupid lump out of its side. then it unfroze and flew into the air. probably the first Shmihihkishmih to enjoy the joys of flying correctly, it flew around for a while until it ran out of whatever it regularly inhales and crashed to the ground. then Ben Dover took out an inhaler, took the little cartridge out of it and filled it with this blueish-green goo crap. then he put it back and usedit on Shmi...ih. it sprang back into the air, ready to fight. Bagel used Extremely Evil Stare as it was swooping down on him. it left consciousness and the momentum carried him to still hit Bagel. for some reason, this was really powerful and killed Bagel. Pokemaster Ian went forward and farted on Shmihihkishmih, knocking him out. then he withdrew and HADHAD kicked it and it died....Ben Dover bent over and took a badge out of his pants. Bagel took it in a bag because he was scared. They had they're second Mango League Gym Badge *makes the peace sign*"
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  82. Bargo the Bikdip "as Explosion was moving along, he noticed a bird diving to the ground and then making a sqwaking noise and dissappearing. he went over to investigate. on his way there, he emploded, and this being impossible he glowded and evolved into Black Hole. barely noticing the difference, BH continued on his investigation. he found an Implosion lurking in a corner. even though he was one of his own, BH was furious. he yelled many things (mostly bad) at the Implosion before challenging him to a battle. Implosion, eager to evolve, accepted this. Black Hole, most strategeous, uses his moves to his great advantage. the young Implosion, small but fairly strong, was rather inexperienced in this kind of fighting. he was soon down to his last point. lying on the ground, with Black Hole pressing his "knife" to Implosion's "throat", Implosion accepted that would soon lose. but there was more. Before the final blow was struck, Implosion told him this, "Luke, I am your son." Black Hole screamed and--*cuts to flashback* "What the hell is that thing?" "It's your son, you idiot" *later* "I don't care if your mother's dead, i will raise you!" "NOOO" *later* "you get over here right now, son!" "I refuse!!" "Son of a @%#$!, get over here!" "NO" (father slaps child) "I'm leaving!" *end of flashback* Blach Hole, regretting that, but then his anger bubbles up again. he yells out and in the most impossible sequence ever, Black Hole sucks Implosion into himself (along with some other crap laying around). the Black Hole shrinks, and blinks out of existence with a small flash. explosion's impossible act before set the universe off course, and this was so strange and imposssible that it set the universe back on course. many, many years later a memorial would be built for Black Hole and his son."
  83. Bargo the Bikdip "so they entered. the place was pretty nondecript. they took the elevator to the second-to-top floor, and thats when they met their first trouble. everyone started screamong. all were seeing something different, but it was just as scary to each. only Bargo didn't care enough to notice that they were just illusions being projected. so his hallucinations went away. on his way to the stairs, he knocked over some toxic waste that just so happened to fall on the three ghost projecting the hallucinations. the images went away immediately. the companions just had time to see Bargo turn the corner to the stairs. they followed him and thanked him for saving them. as Bargo was ahead of the others on the stairs, he wasn't trapped in the wall when the picture swung back and took all the others away. so Bargo sadly continued on up until he reached the top floor. he looked up and saw a humongous dragon sitting on top of a giant heap of riches the dragon roared at him, but he didn't have a stroke. he simply went up to the dragon and sat down. "So, must be pretty lonely up here," Bargo mentioned. "Oh yeah, you can hardly immagine." "I dunno, i had a pretty bad day yesterday." "Wow, sounds bad." "It was..." "Well it sure is great havin someone to talk to." "Yeah, I really feel i can tell you my feelings." "Well here, how 'bout you take some of this gold and jewels and lets talk some more." "Sounds great." so Bargo got about a third of the loot and had a nice conversation with the dragon. when it was getting late, Bargo said goodbye and took the elevator to the bottom floor. all the companions, looking a little bedraggled, were waiting there for him. "So, you get to the top floor?" they asked. "no, but i met a friendly dragon on the way." And so Bargo left the tower feeling much better and the companions feeling much worse."
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  212. Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
  213. Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
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